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The Scrotum Appreciation Thread
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We so often see admiration for the venerable penis and lust for the balls on here but the marvel of nature that resides in the very same erogenous vicinity, namely the ever trusty scrotum, seems to be perpetually, almost criminally ignored!
Yes, the scrotum - even the phonetics of the word itself are surely amongst the most beautiful in the English language.
Good folk of Fab, I do hereby entreat you to redress the balance and sing scrotal praise like there’s no tomorrow.
Chaps: be sure to give the old chap a gentle, reaffirming pat or stroke in respectful gratitude and pride.
Ladies: What do you love most about these adorable, wrinkly and hairy, stretchy sacks?
Indeed, please insert all things scrotum related here:
I want to feel some serious scrotal loving  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I don't want to object men based on a physicality - it would be incredibly rude and inconsiderate of me to do so. I also fear that by waxing lyrically about one particular feature, I may give off the impression that I don't appreciate all scrotum; the hairy scrotum of the busy man, the smooth of the eternally optimistic, the low dangling skin of the relaxed, advancing in age man and the taut scrotum of the more sprightly man. I'm an inclusive lover of scrotum, wrinkles and all.
#allscrotumsaregreat |
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"When his legs are wide open and you blow cold air gently on them and watch them twitch  "
That’s the spirit!
Scrotums are incredible clever and receptive creatures.
Think of them a bit like an adorable puppy: always ready to both give and receive love.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I want to feel some serious scrotal
Is there something you're not telling us? 
 (incidentally, the second laughing emoji was typed by my scrotum)   "
Impressive.
What other skills does your scrotum possess? |
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"I don't want to object men based on a physicality - it would be incredibly rude and inconsiderate of me to do so. I also fear that by waxing lyrically about one particular feature, I may give off the impression that I don't appreciate all scrotum; the hairy scrotum of the busy man, the smooth of the eternally optimistic, the low dangling skin of the relaxed, advancing in age man and the taut scrotum of the more sprightly man. I'm an inclusive lover of scrotum, wrinkles and all.
#allscrotumsaregreat"
Absolutely, and I myself am a proud member of the said group.
In fact, I fall into the exclusive category of the, ‘semi-hairy-at-present-as-unsuccessfully-tried-to-shave-it-in-a-warm-shower-scrotum’ variety
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I want to feel some serious scrotal
Is there something you're not telling us?
(incidentally, the second laughing emoji was typed by my scrotum)
Impressive.
What other skills does your scrotum possess?"
Oh so many to list but amongst these, it is quite the accomplished contortionist and can stretch to some mightily impressive lengths.
In fact, I can (with a bit of effort) get it to stretch about two thirds of the way down my thigh.
Aside from this incredible skill, it’s presently learning advanced level engineering and French. ‘Bonjour.’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Oh so many to list but amongst these, it is quite the accomplished contortionist and can stretch to some mightily impressive lengths.
In fact, I can (with a bit of effort) get it to stretch about two thirds of the way down my thigh.
Aside from this incredible skill, it’s presently learning advanced level engineering and French. ‘Bonjour.’ "
If only there was a Scrotum's Got Talent competition.
I'm sure your scrotum would go far |
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"It's about time someone did a ballbag thread."
Amen sir! Our man sacks have been overlooked for far too long.
I say we chaps should all get them out right this very moment and take a moment to reflect upon just how wonderful they truly are.
(and allow any onlookers to marvel at them to) |
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"I grew a walnut tree this spring From a walnut I found in the garden.
It’s come on well. "
If I gently sit my contracted scrotum upon a chocolate cake, the result resembles a giant walnut whip.
It’s quite a sight indeed |
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Oh so many to list but amongst these, it is quite the accomplished contortionist and can stretch to some mightily impressive lengths.
In fact, I can (with a bit of effort) get it to stretch about two thirds of the way down my thigh.
Aside from this incredible skill, it’s presently learning advanced level engineering and French. ‘Bonjour.’
If only there was a Scrotum's Got Talent competition.
I'm sure your scrotum would go far "
I can definitely see Simon Cowell awarding me the golden buzzer |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's about time someone did a ballbag thread.
Amen sir! Our man sacks have been overlooked for far too long.
I say we chaps should all get them out right this very moment and take a moment to reflect upon just how wonderful they truly are.
(and allow any onlookers to marvel at them to) "
Let's have a sack race. |
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"It's about time someone did a ballbag thread.
Amen sir! Our man sacks have been overlooked for far too long.
I say we chaps should all get them out right this very moment and take a moment to reflect upon just how wonderful they truly are.
(and allow any onlookers to marvel at them to)
Let's have a sack race."
I can envision the triumphant scene: All the men of fab lined up at the starting line, with scrotums swinging freely between their thighs awaiting the starting pistol.... |
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"I'll be quaffing a glass of old sac an listening to sackbut music
Today  "
A most befitting and honourable tribute to our gonad wallets indeed; I myself will make a Sack toast later and possibly (after a fair few) compose a song that shall be sung proudly for years to come |
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"I love Tbagging my bollocks "
A fine and honourable hobby indeed
I do actually envy tea-baggers as I feel that I’m missing out somewhat; mine are just too sensitive and I find it too ticklish down there  |
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