Fun fart factoid: Did you know that none other than ex President of the United States, Benjamin Franklin composed an essay entitled, ‘Fart Proudly’ (sometimes also referred to as, ‘A Letter to a Royal Academy about farting’ and ‘To the Royal Academy of Farting’) in 1781.
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"Fun fart factoid: Did you know that none other than ex President of the United States, Benjamin Franklin composed an essay entitled, ‘Fart Proudly’ (sometimes also referred to as, ‘A Letter to a Royal Academy about farting’ and ‘To the Royal Academy of Farting’) in 1781.
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How and why do you know this?
I can't imagine a Google search for "former presidents who composed a farting essay"
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"Fun fart factoid: Did you know that none other than ex President of the United States, Benjamin Franklin composed an essay entitled, ‘Fart Proudly’ (sometimes also referred to as, ‘A Letter to a Royal Academy about farting’ and ‘To the Royal Academy of Farting’) in 1781.
How and why do you know this?
I can't imagine a Google search for "former presidents who composed a farting essay"
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 Farting is my specialist subject if I ever get accepted for Mastermind.
I rather fancy that my chances will be subsequently slim of appearing on said prestigious show but one can dream  |
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"Fun fart factoid: Did you know that none other than ex President of the United States, Benjamin Franklin composed an essay entitled, ‘Fart Proudly’ (sometimes also referred to as, ‘A Letter to a Royal Academy about farting’ and ‘To the Royal Academy of Farting’) in 1781.
How and why do you know this?
I can't imagine a Google search for "former presidents who composed a farting essay"
Farting is my specialist subject if I ever get accepted for Mastermind.
I rather fancy that my chances will be subsequently slim of appearing on said prestigious show but one can dream "
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"Fun fart factoid: Did you know that none other than ex President of the United States, Benjamin Franklin composed an essay entitled, ‘Fart Proudly’ (sometimes also referred to as, ‘A Letter to a Royal Academy about farting’ and ‘To the Royal Academy of Farting’) in 1781.
How and why do you know this?
I can't imagine a Google search for "former presidents who composed a farting essay"
Farting is my specialist subject if I ever get accepted for Mastermind.
I rather fancy that my chances will be subsequently slim of appearing on said prestigious show but one can dream
A true fart Jedi "
Jedi or really a sith lord |
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Random Presidential Farts Related Factoid Number 2 (thankfully not a solid number two though):
Gerald Ford, The 38th president of the USA was infamous in the White House for blaming his anal announcements on his Secret Service staff(!!) He was in fact noted for such subsequent quotes as, ‘Jesus, was that you? Show some class!’ instead of owning up to his guilt. |
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"Random Presidential Farts Related Factoid Number 2 (thankfully not a solid number two though):
Gerald Ford, The 38th president of the USA was infamous in the White House for blaming his anal announcements on his Secret Service staff(!!) He was in fact noted for such subsequent quotes as, ‘Jesus, was that you? Show some class!’ instead of owning up to his guilt. "
Wtf it's so random you know this.
Any info on Kim Jong-un?
Apparently his people believe he doesn't even go for a number 2 |
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"Random Presidential Farts Related Factoid Number 2 (thankfully not a solid number two though):
Gerald Ford, The 38th president of the USA was infamous in the White House for blaming his anal announcements on his Secret Service staff(!!) He was in fact noted for such subsequent quotes as, ‘Jesus, was that you? Show some class!’ instead of owning up to his guilt.
Wtf it's so random you know this.
Any info on Kim Jong-un?
Apparently his people believe he doesn't even go for a number 2"
Ostensibly (and certainly the image he wishes his subjects to believe) he neither urinates, defecates, farts, burps nor vomits :-I The toilets in his palace/s are only supplied for guests it is said.
Hmmmm.....I smell something decidedly fishy (or possibly fart like)  |
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Fun Fart Related Factoid In Relation To FAB: Eproctophilia.....describes sexual arousal from farts (whether ones own or else those let loose by others).
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"Random Presidential Farts Related Factoid Number 2 (thankfully not a solid number two though):
Gerald Ford, The 38th president of the USA was infamous in the White House for blaming his anal announcements on his Secret Service staff(!!) He was in fact noted for such subsequent quotes as, ‘Jesus, was that you? Show some class!’ instead of owning up to his guilt.
Wtf it's so random you know this.
Any info on Kim Jong-un?
Apparently his people believe he doesn't even go for a number 2
Ostensibly (and certainly the image he wishes his subjects to believe) he neither urinates, defecates, farts, burps nor vomits :-I The toilets in his palace/s are only supplied for guests it is said.
Hmmmm.....I smell something decidedly fishy (or possibly fart like) "
It's bizarre his people believe this. But they do  |
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This is an urban myth, but I so want to be true:
The Queen has a very important dignitary, let's call him the president of Burundi, riding in a royal procession in an open top carriage when one of the horses let's out a very loud and obscenely pungent fart. The Queen, apologises to the president who says "please don't worry your majesty, I thought it was one of the horses"
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"Fascinating Fart Fact: Did you know that the word ‘Fart’ (variation ‘Phart’ - which sounds kind of posh) stems from approximately 1632?
I shit you not
Unless you follow through of course  "
Whoopsy Daisy.......
Fortuitously, I always carry a spare sock with me for just such events as have so cruelly befallen me..... |
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"Fun fart factoid: Did you know that none other than ex President of the United States, Benjamin Franklin composed an essay entitled, ‘Fart Proudly’ (sometimes also referred to as, ‘A Letter to a Royal Academy about farting’ and ‘To the Royal Academy of Farting’) in 1781.
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Umm Benjamin Franklin was never the President of the US |
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"Fun fart factoid: Did you know that none other than ex President of the United States, Benjamin Franklin composed an essay entitled, ‘Fart Proudly’ (sometimes also referred to as, ‘A Letter to a Royal Academy about farting’ and ‘To the Royal Academy of Farting’) in 1781.
Umm Benjamin Franklin was never the President of the US"
Bugger! - sorry - founding father I should have wrote.
Mind you....considering his fart related literature, perhaps it was for the best that he never made it to president |
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Did you know that a French inventor by the name of Christian Poincheval invented a pill to make ones farts smell more pleasing?
Yes, both chocolate and wine flavours are available apparently and can be purchased online.
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"And someone claimed that the intellect level on the Forum was in decline?
Who doesn’t like a good fart joke though. "
Fascinating Historical Fart Joke Fact: Professor Paul McDonald of the University of Wolverhampton has speculated that a Sumerian ‘joke’ dating from 1900 BC may well be the world’s oldest recorded one-liner.
And the subject matter?
Yes, you’ve guessed it - it was none other than a fart related joke |
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"And someone claimed that the intellect level on the Forum was in decline?
Who doesn’t like a good fart joke though.
Fascinating Historical Fart Joke Fact: Professor Paul McDonald of the University of Wolverhampton has speculated that a Sumerian ‘joke’ dating from 1900 BC may well be the world’s oldest recorded one-liner.
And the subject matter?
Yes, you’ve guessed it - it was none other than a fart related joke "
And as a bonus, I have a translation of the joke itself which goes:
‘Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.’
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Farting Etiquette Factoid: Whilst considered a decidedly coarse act to many, farting, at least to the Yanomami tribe who inhabit the Amazonian rain forest, is traditionally considered as a polite greeting gesture.
‘Pleased to meet you good sir.......’ |
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"Farts make me laugh.. I'm such a child
Me too. Gotta love a nice loud fart
Jesus! You'd love me then. I've just woken the cat with humongous bowel blower "
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