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....inside?
Is it spotlessly pristine or else is does it more closely resemble a most deplorable crime scene of empty crisp packets, crumbs and dirt on the seats?
Fear not, no one will pass judgement upon your filthy shame if you confess to the latter.
(Well......they probably will actually but indulge us all anyway)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"....inside?
Is it spotlessly pristine or else is does it more closely resemble a most deplorable crime scene of empty crisp packets, crumbs and dirt on the seats?
Fear not, no one will pass judgement upon your filthy shame if you confess to the latter.
(Well......they probably will actually but indulge us all anyway) "
Immaculate inside, ocd for ya |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am ashamed of my car imside and out in general. It had an emergency visit to the mechanic recently which always means much apologising for the smell. Wet dog and damp and horse things and forgotten bits of food and just general ugh  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well I used to go for breakfast once a month in a cafe that does the best breakfast around. It might be 25 minutes drive away but it’s worth it. I would drop my car to the Turkish fellas up the road, leave it with them whilst I was in the cafe then go back and get it.
The cafe has been closed for months, therefore my car hasn’t been valeted for months.
I do empty it of rubbish every time I’m in the petrol station (I chuck everything in their bin). I have about 5 coats in there, 10 pairs of shoes both mine and my daughters. We have a habit of taking out shoes off in the car or if I’ve worn heels I drive in slippers and transfer into heels in the car and then those heels remain in the car!
I’ll get it cleaned ready for when I start my Xmas shopping. |
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Spotless, never been driven, fresh from the showroom.
Did I say from? I meant in.
The buses I get on however, generally a Greggs wrapper and can of pop rolling around. Litterbug cuntspangles. Take yer fucking rubbish with ya! |
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"Question: Is it considered poor etiquette to have a stray, solitary McDonalds fry stuck down the inside of the drivers seat?
It’s gone green now.
I suppose it will decompose eventually  "
Derrrrr, chip eating insect food. Helping the critters ain't ya. |
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"Question: Is it considered poor etiquette to have a stray, solitary McDonalds fry stuck down the inside of the drivers seat?
It’s gone green now.
I suppose it will decompose eventually
Derrrrr, chip eating insect food. Helping the critters ain't ya."
Mmmmm.....yes....yes indeed! That’s - that’s exactly my reasoning...  |
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"Question: Is it considered poor etiquette to have a stray, solitary McDonalds fry stuck down the inside of the drivers seat?
It’s gone green now.
I suppose it will decompose eventually "
m
The worrying thing is they never go green or decompose. Whatever preservatives they use - I want to inject some! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spotless on the inside mainly because I valeted it and wet vacuumed the seats because my little minions got mud everywhere.
On the outside its a different matter I live up a dirty single track lane so it gets cleaned once a month |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
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Oh dear, this reminds me of the time many years ago when I used to drive into London for the night shift and got stopped by a routine Police roadblock at a time they had the "ring of steel" around the City - being as I was a single man in a car on my own after dark on a Sunday night they did a full check inside and out of the car - which included finding 40 odd empty fag packets under the passenger seat (my normal place to throw them when they were empty)!!!
Not only that but they found a photocopy of an A to Z map with a red ring round a location in West London, which as you can imagine at a time when IRA bombings were the reason for the ring of steel they wanted to know what it was for - I couldn't for the life of me think, but they pressed me more and more and fingers went on triggers of the armed unit that was there - I then remembered it was for a gig I'd been to three years previously!!
So no, not the best at keeping the car tidy!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cabin area and outside are really clean however we have 6 dogs so the boot can get a bit busy and if they aren't in it pre or post walk then my kit bag can be know to travel and that can be a bit stinky at times |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had the top off my Jeep over the summer. I went thru this huge stagnant water mudhole. Still can't get the smell out of the interior. I tried everything. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My car is a shit tip! A travelling trashcan!
Usually filled with travel mugs and paperwork. It is currently in the garage, I cleaned it out prior thinking great.
I got a Whatsapp off my mechanic with a picture of a pasty wrapper from 2018 he found under the seat.
He reckons it will go quicker if I get rid of the rubbish  |
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My car isn't at all messy (I leave a pair of glasses and an umbrella in it, but that's all).
I've been known to own a car for 5 years without ever washing it though, so my car is always pretty dirty. |
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"My car isn't at all messy (I leave a pair of glasses and an umbrella in it, but that's all).
I've been known to own a car for 5 years without ever washing it though, so my car is always pretty dirty."
Tbf I rarely wash mine either. Though I am thinking of treating it to a posh wash and valet when I get it back  |
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"My car isn't at all messy (I leave a pair of glasses and an umbrella in it, but that's all).
I've been known to own a car for 5 years without ever washing it though, so my car is always pretty dirty.
Tbf I rarely wash mine either. Though I am thinking of treating it to a posh wash and valet when I get it back "
Posh wash with hot wax? Ooh... that's luxury that is.
I'm gutted that mine didn't get it's annual hoover when it was serviced (I don't know how not hoovering my car helps reduce the spread of covid but apparently it does!). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m obsessed with keeping my car clean. It’s spotless inside and smelling good. The outside gets washed twice a week and waxed at least every other wether it needs it or not.
I’m kind of a car geek! |
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Currently mine is spotless inside and out after cleaning it all yesterday and replacing all my brakes the day before.
Yes some of us dodgy trannies aren't scared of breaking a nail and can be quite handy with a socket set and a bucket of cleaning products |
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Inside of my car is always immaculate
Outside looks like a tractor mud all over it and I’ve only been out once this week. Under normal circumstances it would do around 800 miles a week and run through a hand-wash car wash at least twice a week |
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Currently pristine as its a courtesy car and they sterilised it before I got it. My own car is usually pretty clean inside though to be fair. The worst it gets is some cat hair on the dash and the e liquid bottles my partner leaves in the passenger door  . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Immaculate as my dad cleans it for me.
My neighbor's car has all water streaks all over it even though he washed and polished it this morning.but apparently someone threw a water balloon at his head from there bedroom window and it splashed his car  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a horsey gal so not at all clean!
Snap, I've been known for grass to grow in my foot wells! And have to make sure I've removed all hay from my hair before meets!  "
I have a stud and my discovery is the all round car to go round. Its generally got feed and veterinary gear in it. It's the hypodermic needles that create the most fun but hey what's wrong with a small prick! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"....inside?
Is it spotlessly pristine or else is does it more closely resemble a most deplorable crime scene of empty crisp packets, crumbs and dirt on the seats?
Fear not, no one will pass judgement upon your filthy shame if you confess to the latter.
(Well......they probably will actually but indulge us all anyway) "
Our car is absolutely disgusting, we have two large working dogs |
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Mines going for annual service and MOT next week so I’ll give it it’s annual wash before I drop it in.
I always pressure wash underneath, as I know from experience what a pain it is to work underneath something caked in mud. |
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It's variable right now. Back end (exterior) filthy. Front end (exterior) pretty clean. Interior cabin moderate. Fewer pay n display tickets and old receipts due to there being nowhere to go. Boot - a jumble of bits belonging to wheelchairs (sports and day chairs) and probably plenty of leaves/mud from said wheelchair |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Horse women tend to have to worst car interiors ever!! I should know I employ both at the stud and the lads are clean and tidy and the girls tend to be too dirty even for covid-19!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No clutter, but a bit dusty in the dashboard, needs a hoovering and a good cleaning on the outside too.
I normally like cleaning but for some reason, cleaning my car is soooooo difficult!  |
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The only time the outside sees a wash is when it goes into the garage to have a service etc. The inside is used as an office quiet a bit so if I want to take a passenger I usually have to move wrappers, coffee cups and papers from the passenger seat and foot well. I don’t carry passengers often though thank god! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Both our cars are generally clean, both washed every week, hoovered once a month and always emptied off clutter after every drive. The only things that live in them is boots for walking the dog daily. |
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"The only time the outside sees a wash is when it goes into the garage to have a service etc. The inside is used as an office quiet a bit so if I want to take a passenger I usually have to move wrappers, coffee cups and papers from the passenger seat and foot well. I don’t carry passengers often though thank god! "
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When your car needs a wash it’s a better colour  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like mine kept clean however it’s mucky at the moment on the outside due to the weather. Its too cold to wait while it’s having a valet so I’ll maybe have to try one of those drive through things |
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Both my car and my van/camper are a little messy, I think I have about 4 coats on the seats along with 4 pairs of trainers in each that I wear either to crossfit or the gym. They both have have 2 gym bags in with spare changes of clothes as well. I don't have any rubbish in the vehicles just clothing. I never know what I'm going to drive so keep stuff in both. I'm fucked when I take my bike hah |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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"Both my car and my van/camper are a little messy, I think I have about 4 coats on the seats along with 4 pairs of trainers in each that I wear either to crossfit or the gym. They both have have 2 gym bags in with spare changes of clothes as well. I don't have any rubbish in the vehicles just clothing. I never know what I'm going to drive so keep stuff in both. I'm fucked when I take my bike hah "
You're hot 
Sorry ~ carry on. |
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"My car is very clean.... I hate a messy car.... I don't even let passengers eat in my car lol"
I won't let my grandson eat in the car. Fucks sake why do people think you have to shove crisps at them every ten mins..... or give them a fucking ice cream.
I'd stop the car and let them out. |
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It’s not the cleanest thanks to the dog but is tidyish. I know I have CD’s in both front door pockets. I’ve hardly used it since March. T is borrowing it today to deliver Xmas trees so at least it will smell nice!!
J x |
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"Both my car and my van/camper are a little messy, I think I have about 4 coats on the seats along with 4 pairs of trainers in each that I wear either to crossfit or the gym. They both have have 2 gym bags in with spare changes of clothes as well. I don't have any rubbish in the vehicles just clothing. I never know what I'm going to drive so keep stuff in both. I'm fucked when I take my bike hah
You're hot
Sorry ~ carry on. "
Makes 2 of us then. Good god! |
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By *htcMan
over a year ago
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Mine. Like to keep it clean inside and out. I Don't eat or drink in the car. Ensure no one ever leaves rubbish in the car or bottles as well.
Clean it myself about every 2-3 weeks.
Then have to do the wife's which is nightmare I never understand how the inside can get dirty so quick. |
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