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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"when you’ve not had sex since Feb 29th , rinsed porn sites and over worked your sex toys lol
Get checked for carpal tunnel syndrome.  "
Hahaha all good here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just think when you get some its going to be amazing
It’s going to be! I am also gonna need a weekend session! "
Best make it a long weekend make the most of it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just think when you get some its going to be amazing
It’s going to be! I am also gonna need a weekend session!
Best make it a long weekend make the most of it "
Literally can’t wait haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just think when you get some its going to be amazing
It’s going to be! I am also gonna need a weekend session!
Best make it a long weekend make the most of it
Literally can’t wait haha"
Its gonna be messy  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just think when you get some its going to be amazing
It’s going to be! I am also gonna need a weekend session!
Best make it a long weekend make the most of it
Literally can’t wait haha
Its gonna be messy "
Not sure if you’ve seen my public video ... messy doesn’t cut it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just think when you get some its going to be amazing
It’s going to be! I am also gonna need a weekend session!
Best make it a long weekend make the most of it
Literally can’t wait haha
Its gonna be messy
Not sure if you’ve seen my public video ... messy doesn’t cut it "
Cant see any videos on your profile but you defo have my attention now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just think when you get some its going to be amazing
It’s going to be! I am also gonna need a weekend session!
Best make it a long weekend make the most of it
Literally can’t wait haha
Its gonna be messy
Not sure if you’ve seen my public video ... messy doesn’t cut it
Cant see any videos on your profile but you defo have my attention now "
Oh they were private lol changed to public now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just think when you get some its going to be amazing
It’s going to be! I am also gonna need a weekend session!
Best make it a long weekend make the most of it
Literally can’t wait haha
Its gonna be messy
Not sure if you’ve seen my public video ... messy doesn’t cut it
Cant see any videos on your profile but you defo have my attention now
Oh they were private lol changed to public now"
Verynice indeed i can see your frustration |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just think when you get some its going to be amazing
It’s going to be! I am also gonna need a weekend session!
Best make it a long weekend make the most of it
Literally can’t wait haha
Its gonna be messy
Not sure if you’ve seen my public video ... messy doesn’t cut it
Cant see any videos on your profile but you defo have my attention now
Oh they were private lol changed to public now
Verynice indeed i can see your frustration"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"when you’ve not had sex since Feb 29th , rinsed porn sites and over worked your sex toys lol
Share your fantasies and desires with someone and see if they can increase the intensity. X"
I’m sure someone could but I need that release |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"when you’ve not had sex since Feb 29th , rinsed porn sites and over worked your sex toys lol"
Get freaky and use a balloon whisk coupled with an electric drill.  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"when you’ve not had sex since Feb 29th , rinsed porn sites and over worked your sex toys lol
Share your fantasies and desires with someone and see if they can increase the intensity. X
I’m sure someone could but I need that release "
If he/she has a vivid enough imagination they will get you there. X |
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"Astral sex is the answer
Are you all aware that I’ve made love to everyone of you? I was bloody good wasn’t I?
That's what that tickle was. "
And may I apologise sincerely for my premature astral ejaculation which landed all over your soft furnishings. I would have cleaned it up but then it suddenly occurred to me that you wouldn’t be able to see it unless you astrally projected to.
Trust me though.....your cushions are awash with my penile ectoplasm..... |
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Plan for the second coming. Start to get your dreams closer to reality, if you have prospective partners that are lined up. What I've done is the deliberate displacement of my sexual energies into very different but significant symbolic other things. As it's deliberate, it's become very rewarding, as I invest progressively more and get returns from it too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My "lockdown hobbies" are too rude to be made public.
But I have many new homemade devices......
So intrigued "
Well that's not to say I rummage through the kitchen drawers and cupboards looking for items I can utilise into weird and wonderful sexual aids.
Nor do I use the hoover and it's perfectly sized accessories for a blowjob machine.
And I certainly don't put ice cubes in a thin silk tie for homemade anal beads.
That would just be crazy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"when you’ve not had sex since Feb 29th , rinsed porn sites and over worked your sex toys lol
Bloody hell OP I know the feeling and it’s not doing me any good being on here  "
Hahaha I know right ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Plan for the second coming. Start to get your dreams closer to reality, if you have prospective partners that are lined up. What I've done is the deliberate displacement of my sexual energies into very different but significant symbolic other things. As it's deliberate, it's become very rewarding, as I invest progressively more and get returns from it too."
I hear you I’ve been pouring myself into projects , no potential suitor as of yet |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Get married.
Sometimes desperate times call for desperate measures..... 
A"
Hahahaha love it! I almost made it down the aisle .... but alas was not to be lool |
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