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"Slap one's self around the face with a wet fish. Guaranteed cure*
*Note: no responsibility can be taken for any negative effects of the above suggestion. We are not professionals  "
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over a year ago
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"Slap one's self around the face with a wet fish. Guaranteed cure*
*Note: no responsibility can be taken for any negative effects of the above suggestion. We are not professionals
No fish were harmed in the making of this advice "
They were dead already, and so not harmed  |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Slap one's self around the face with a wet fish. Guaranteed cure*
*Note: no responsibility can be taken for any negative effects of the above suggestion. We are not professionals "
Thank you for the advice  |
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Oh i realised i was moaning on a conference call today (during a bit that I'd already heard before... so i was day dreaming a little) .. Thank god i was on mute
Also realised my finger was in my pants... Good job the camera can only see the top half of me  |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Oh i realised i was moaning on a conference call today (during a bit that I'd already heard before... so i was day dreaming a little) .. Thank god i was on mute
Also realised my finger was in my pants... Good job the camera can only see the top half of me "
Ok you do have it bad |
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I myself experienced a decidedly vulgar thought earlier and as though suddenly, momentarily possessed, I found my throbbing member in my hand.
....On a positive note, I’ve never seen a supermarket queue clear quicker though..... |
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"Hey at least you're not single, I wake up horny, and go to sleep horny!
This!!
You all say this like I'm actually getting laid  "
Can confirm relationship status does not guarantee frequent boinking. If it did I would not be climbing the walls every day |
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"I myself experienced a decidedly vulgar thought earlier and as though suddenly, momentarily possessed, I found my throbbing member in my hand.
....On a positive note, I’ve never seen a supermarket queue clear quicker though..... "
Just out of curiosity, urm, which supermarket was that... Err so i can 'avoid' it... Clearly  |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I myself experienced a decidedly vulgar thought earlier and as though suddenly, momentarily possessed, I found my throbbing member in my hand.
....On a positive note, I’ve never seen a supermarket queue clear quicker though..... "
one way to ensure social distancing! |
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"I myself experienced a decidedly vulgar thought earlier and as though suddenly, momentarily possessed, I found my throbbing member in my hand.
....On a positive note, I’ve never seen a supermarket queue clear quicker though.....
Just out of curiosity, urm, which supermarket was that... Err so i can 'avoid' it... Clearly "
 It was Asda; The crowd parted like the Red Sea before Moses.
I felt......holy |
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"I myself experienced a decidedly vulgar thought earlier and as though suddenly, momentarily possessed, I found my throbbing member in my hand.
....On a positive note, I’ve never seen a supermarket queue clear quicker though.....
Just out of curiosity, urm, which supermarket was that... Err so i can 'avoid' it... Clearly
It was Asda; The crowd parted like the Red Sea before Moses.
I felt......holy "
Unusual name |
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"I myself experienced a decidedly vulgar thought earlier and as though suddenly, momentarily possessed, I found my throbbing member in my hand.
....On a positive note, I’ve never seen a supermarket queue clear quicker though.....
Just out of curiosity, urm, which supermarket was that... Err so i can 'avoid' it... Clearly
It was Asda; The crowd parted like the Red Sea before Moses.
I felt......holy
Unusual name"
Only a mere 999 chaps before me have opted to use it.... |
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