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By *eavenNhell OP   Couple  over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

A man is walking home alone late one foggy November night past a graveyard, when behind him he hears:

 

BUMP..

.

BUMP...

 

BUMP...

 

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the road toward him.

 

BUMP...

 

BUMP...

 

BUMP...

 

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.

 

FASTER...

 

FASTER..

 

BUMP...

 

BUMP...

 

BUMP......

 

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.

 

clappity-BUMP...

 

clappity-BUMP....

 

clappity-BUMP...

 

on his heels, as the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

 

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...

and,

 

 

 

The coffin stops.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

A man is walking home alone late one foggy November night past a graveyard, when behind him he hears:

 

BUMP..

.

BUMP...

 

BUMP...

 

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the road toward him.

 

BUMP...

 

BUMP...

 

BUMP...

 

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.

 

FASTER...

 

FASTER..

 

BUMP...

 

BUMP...

 

BUMP......

 

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.

 

clappity-BUMP...

 

clappity-BUMP....

 

clappity-BUMP...

 

on his heels, as the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

 

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...

and,

 

 

 

The coffin stops.

"

Love it!

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Sounds like a shortened version of a Ronnie Corbett chair joke

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

very good

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Did any munging follow?

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

It's certainly a class above Nowhereman's "jokes"

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