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Cinema is for the most part, based on fiction/fantasy I know, but do you often watch a film and in your mind you come up with better or perhaps, more logical ending?
Case in point: I love the Harry Potter films but.....I just can’t help but think that as our heroes could teleport anywhere, why the hell didn’t they just teleport into a military base, tool themselves up with shit loads of assault rifles and grenades and then teleport back to the final battle and blow the shit out of Voldemort?
Anyway......give me examples of how you would logically change any given film of your choice  |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
I never understood how Charlie’s Angels could never get to see Charlie. Given their penchant for wearing disguises, why the heck didn’t they don one to get an appointment with him.
Or use special camera equipment and pop it in his office, or that speaker thingy he uses. I mean come on. It’s not rocket science. |
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By *00KissesCouple
over a year ago
Stourbridge |
"Cinema is for the most part, based on fiction/fantasy I know, but do you often watch a film and in your mind you come up with better or perhaps, more logical ending?
Case in point: I love the Harry Potter films but.....I just can’t help but think that as our heroes could teleport anywhere, why the hell didn’t they just teleport into a military base, tool themselves up with shit loads of assault rifles and grenades and then teleport back to the final battle and blow the shit out of Voldemort?
Anyway......give me examples of how you would logically change any given film of your choice "
Didn't think they could apparate from hogwarts  |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"Cinema is for the most part, based on fiction/fantasy I know, but do you often watch a film and in your mind you come up with better or perhaps, more logical ending?
Case in point: I love the Harry Potter films but.....I just can’t help but think that as our heroes could teleport anywhere, why the hell didn’t they just teleport into a military base, tool themselves up with shit loads of assault rifles and grenades and then teleport back to the final battle and blow the shit out of Voldemort?
Anyway......give me examples of how you would logically change any given film of your choice "
That’s a bit far fetched |
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over a year ago
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Indiana Jones and The Arch of the Covenant
The role of Indiana Jones is pointless.
If he wasn't in the film, the Nazis would have got the medallion for the map room, found the arch, gone to the island, opened the arch and all died anyways
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"Well they coulda just put some floaty stuff in the Titanic. Duh 
What like polystyrene  "
Or just got all the women to chop their boobs off and glue them to the side of the ship. Seems logical to me |
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Actually, the more I think about it, the sight of Harry Potter jumping on the back of a 50 Calibre machine gun ala the ending of Rambo (4) and mowing down Voldemort’s nefarious ranks whilst screaming, ‘Mutherfuckers!!!’ at the top of his lungs would have been fucking sweet!  |
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"Well they coulda just put some floaty stuff in the Titanic. Duh
Actually, Rose should have just shoved over - there was plenty of room!!!! 
Innit! Wanted the whole plank for herself. Bitch."
Jack should’ve pushed her off and saved himself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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War Of The Worlds - If you're gonna go to the trouble of invading a planet you should at least be sure if you can survive in the atmosphere or not and take the necessary measures. It should have ended with the aliens loving life on their new planet  |
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By *lan157Man
over a year ago
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"War Of The Worlds - If you're gonna go to the trouble of invading a planet you should at least be sure if you can survive in the atmosphere or not and take the necessary measures. It should have ended with the aliens loving life on their new planet "
That's where covid came from ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"War Of The Worlds - If you're gonna go to the trouble of invading a planet you should at least be sure if you can survive in the atmosphere or not and take the necessary measures. It should have ended with the aliens loving life on their new planet
That's where covid came from ! "
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Superman starring the late, great Christopher Reeve:
If the son of Krypton could reverse time all along by simply spinning the earth backwards, why didn’t he just spin it back and stop Lex Luther acquiring the missiles in the first place?
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over a year ago
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Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory should've ended Charlie Bucket going home with sweet fuck all having broken the fizzy lifting drinks rule and Grandpa Joe being arrested for being a benefits cheat and all round shitty human being |
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"Lord of the Rings
Why didn't Gandalf summon the eagles to take Frodo to mount Doom instead of on a massive deadly quest?"
 A brilliant point indeed. I can only assume that Frodo and Sam wanted to up their steps quota on their Fitbits. All that bloody walking!  |
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The entire plot of ET would have been so much better if he had been able to electrify door handles and repel attacks using swinging paint tins and by dropping tools on them from a height. And if we had seen the actual moment his parents realised they'd left him behind and their struggles to get back to him.  |
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"The entire plot of ET would have been so much better if he had been able to electrify door handles and repel attacks using swinging paint tins and by dropping tools on them from a height. And if we had seen the actual moment his parents realised they'd left him behind and their struggles to get back to him. "
ET: Phone Alone |
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"I never understood how Charlie’s Angels could never get to see Charlie. Given their penchant for wearing disguises, why the heck didn’t they don one to get an appointment with him.
Or use special camera equipment and pop it in his office, or that speaker thingy he uses. I mean come on. It’s not rocket science. "
Good point! |
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Lord of the Ring. Why the fuck did Gandalf give the ring to the most useless one of them all AND why didn't they just get one of those massive flying birds to do a fly by to drop them off at the mountain. Would have saved 3 films |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Star Wars: Revenge Of The Sith.
So.....Anakin turns to the dark side......because he has a few restless nights and nightmares about his wife dying?(!!!)
Fuck sake man, should have tried Nytol....."
I don't want to get into the Back to the Future argument, it gets me so confused |
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Star Trek: Everyone and their uncle (and his dog) knows that transporting down to the surface of a planet will be inevitable curtains for non regular cast members. Therefore, away teams should only comprise big name stars. Casualties= Zero. Job done |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Phone Booth.
Why didn't Colin Farrel just do what most cheating men do and buy a burner phone for his mistress. That way he wouldn't have to use that piss stained phone box and I didn't have to waist 1 and half hours of my life watching that codswallop |
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