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"Tip... If you do fall over pretend you really hurt yourself, folk stop laughing and become all helpful n concerned 
Can you tell I've fallen often lol"
......" and the Oscar goes to... "  |
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Ahh. The best thing to do is laugh it off. It’s so cringy when people are concerned  I’d rather make a joke of it and move on then cry in the shower thinking about it everyday for the next two months |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Tip... If you do fall over pretend you really hurt yourself, folk stop laughing and become all helpful n concerned
Can you tell I've fallen often lol"
Oh gosh I love this!
There were only the kids close, they didn't bat an eyelash. I guess years of telling them "you're ok, up you get!" has had an impact |
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when I was at church as a kid (I know, I know don't exactly follow Jesus now being on here) but yeah anyway I fell when I was carrying the bread down the isle and the priest went mad like the body of Christ!!! Started picking it all up freaking out and everyone was just glaring at me  |
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"when I was at church as a kid (I know, I know don't exactly follow Jesus now being on here) but yeah anyway I fell when I was carrying the bread down the isle and the priest went mad like the body of Christ!!! Started picking it all up freaking out and everyone was just glaring at me "
Oh wow. That is not very Christian indeed  like they couldn't just bless more bread  |
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Cause we all like to think we're cool and calm as fuck. But in reality we go into panic mode everytime we trip over. As long as I don't flash my arse as I do I'll not die too much of embarrassment |
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"Why is it, that when we fall over, our egos are bruised more than our bodies?  "
And you get up quickly and carry on as if nothing happened,until you get in the loo and go ' ffffffuck'
Well I did Friday night at work anyway when I tripped up a step and went arse over tit,  |
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Im always rejected and bruised I look from the outside in. I see a warm fire people enjoying themselves. But not for me......Depression falls . a darkness prevails.......... |
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"when I was at church as a kid (I know, I know don't exactly follow Jesus now being on here) but yeah anyway I fell when I was carrying the bread down the isle and the priest went mad like the body of Christ!!! Started picking it all up freaking out and everyone was just glaring at me "
To be fair, I think worse had happened to the body of Christ than being dropped on the floor...  |
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Recently I lost my balance when coming out of a cafe with a mate, everyone around me laughed till I struggled to get up and started to vomit.
It turned out I had an ear infection that fucked up my balance, I still cringe at falling over regardless of the fact I was ill. |
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My most embarrassing fall was about 7 years ago. I tripped over my own feet and fell hard enough to rip my tights - two tiny elderly ladies rushed over to help me and honestly I was mortified! I did really hurt myself too, I was bruised for weeks, but the shame of being picked up by two old ladies and trying not to cry like a toddler because it hurt was something else. |
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