Gosh! You are a mere mortal! Have a tremendous birthday. Breathe fresh air , drink pure water, go for a walk and play with your mooo ...... all free and all a body needs.
xx xx xx
Happy birthday you insanely beautiful authentic soul, here's hoping the year ahead brings you much joy, laughter and a long overdue trip to The Pie Factory
"It's our favourite cunts birthday today so come and send her some love.
Happy birthday from me you crazy, gorgeous nutcase! Love ya! "
You say such endearing things to her.
Happy Birthday Princess Peach
Happy Birthday Peach my sweetie darling
You’re tough as nails and sweet as your name, and we adore you! Hope today is as fun and joyous as possible xxx
Morning all and thanking you most kindly
What a smashing cunting thread to wake up to
*rubs eyes*
Birthday gin you say?
Oohhh ga'wan, go'wan, ga'wan, go-wan, go'wan
Feeling all blessed n shit, thank you
Crazy this year has flown by.
Hope you have the best day you can have under the circumstances.
You deserve nothing but happiness and Love today and always. Shine bright you beautiful woman. Happy birthday.
Jo.Xx
Thank you once more
I've had a couple of naps, a massive roast dinner and I don't think it'll be that long before I have another nap.
I've not even opened my gin yet