So im away all next week, so here is my response to next weeks messages
Happy birthday
Sorry to here that
I agree
I dont like the forums either
Yes whateverhisnameis is in the whitehouse now
Maddie pack it in
Single males take note(again)
oh its good to be back |
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I do have my moments, got to get back in the swing of the forums (me being funny again) new layout is a bit wishywashy, no edit button, no quote button, no emoticons and no bloody colour. Apart from that they are great. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are you implying by your use of the term 'wishywashy' - which is an often used expression of my nickname - that I am somewhat boring and inconsequential?
You wonna slap!! |
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wish there was a quote button on here
This is for you mr wishy, you are not boring or washy/washed out. You are fun, entertaining, witty, humerous and charming, phew, is that enough now. I looked through the dictionary for all those nice words, didnt i do well.
So instead of wishywashy i shall use the term, non descript too describe the new forums.
Hey we could all get a paintbrush and pain our own colours on lol.
I will be miss purple and you mr wishy can be reverend green as your a bit like a vicar at the moment with siren lol.
Have you missed my insane rambles lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think Siren may disagree with you there somewhat - been trying to line up a gangbang for her as I find pregnant women having sex very very erotic - its going well apart from one small minor detail - she won't fooking say yes!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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SSSShhhh!!! bluddy womun!!! Any reference to her 'bump' being big, large, protruding or any other description that implies that she isn't a size 12 anymore has her in screaming fits of hysterics that usually start with a few silent tears, progresses rapidly to much door slamming, and then a final outburst that finishes with the tirade: "this is all your fault, you bastard!"
When all I did was shag her ffs!! |
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Awwwwwww wishy, look on the good side you only got about 3 months to go then, there will be screaming all through the night, dirty nappies and baby sick as well.
Siren will be back to a perfect size and you wont get a shag in case you get her pregnant again lol.
Now im of to pack my bag of skimpies (ok largies) for my week awayxxxxx |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
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OI.........
I haven't done anything......... YET!
As second in command of the girly gang, please ensure that all men on here know that it is their civic duty to bow, scrap and kowtow to me at every available opportunity or I'll have to punish the members of the boys gang with my whip, cane and extremely large strap on!
Oohh and Siren.........you will still be lovely, even with a bump.....and yes, I agree, it's all Wishy's fault!
Now boys....... on ya knees! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We already know it's going to be a boy but if it had been a girl then I would have had a baby that waited until I was asleep until it started yelpin' n hollerin', it would have had a hissy fit at being given the wrong food and been trained by her mother from birth that even if you don't get PMT it's good practice to be a complete bitch once every four weeks just to keep yer man on his toes -
- but as it's a boy he will probably just say 'Chill Dad, dude, man, like" (coz he's gonna be a Geordie too) hehehe .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oooh hiya everyone,this feels really strange,Diamond hope you have a great week away
Madchick hav'nt you dusted your strapon off yet?
Wishy remember to change hands when you're having a wank to keep the size of your arms equal
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have been wanking for about 34 years (I'm 43, do the math hehe) and I just measured my arms and they are both 3'1" long!! - Should my left arm be longer then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I thinking along the lines of muscle size
You don't want to end up with one lovely huge muscley arm and one that looks all withered due to lack of use lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So im away all next week, so here is my response to next weeks messages
Happy birthday
Sorry to here that
I agree
I dont like the forums either
Yes whateverhisnameis is in the whitehouse now
Maddie pack it in
Single males take note(again)
oh its good to be back"
 Is like you'll never be away 
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