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"I'm making bad decisions " Need a minge kick? | |||
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"I'm just untaping a disabled man from his wheelchair. He's tied down with Gorilla tape. Excuse me........ "
Between you and Peach, I'm howling!!!! My neighbors may think I've lost it! | |||
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"Well I'm not asleep yet, and the sesame toast has reached the 3rd rib down " Have a shit? Or is it not quite there yet? | |||
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"a decent human being, come say hi No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness. What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?
As you were folks! "Your other thread got so massive so quicly! | |||
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"Well I'm not asleep yet, and the sesame toast has reached the 3rd rib down Have a shit? Or is it not quite there yet? " Nowhere near. This beast is gonna be baking for 2 days at least. | |||
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"a decent human being, come say hi No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness. What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?
As you were folks!
Your other thread got so massive so quicly!"Like my noggin when people say I'm clever | |||
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"a decent human being, come say hi No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness. What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?
As you were folks!
Your other thread got so massive so quicly!"That's because I was talking shite! I shouldn't be allowed to post so much | |||
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"I'm just untaping a disabled man from his wheelchair. He's tied down with Gorilla tape. Excuse me........
Between you and Peach, I'm howling!!!! My neighbors may think I've lost it! "I'm now contemplating the fact that we have underbed restraints with cuffs that might actually work. I shall investigate this when we're back to wheelchair basketball  | |||
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I almost didn't wince but I giggled. Thank you. 
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"Well I'm not asleep yet, and the sesame toast has reached the 3rd rib down Have a shit? Or is it not quite there yet? Nowhere near. This beast is gonna be baking for 2 days at least." I'd be worried if your shit came out by your 3rd rib  | |||
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"I'm making bad decisions " Nooooo! Don't do that! Play with us instead, I would say it's safer but with us lot, it may not be. | |||
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"An evening of being a time waster. Well wasting time at least "I was laying on my bed pondering earlier. You know how the time waster label gets hurled around like a shot-put in athletics. I know there aren't that many gay women on here, you know *whispers* "the lezzers" but I reckon, I really really reckon one has been contacted by a bloke who hasn't read her profile and when she's said she don't do geezers, she's been called a time waster. | |||
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"I don't know if I'm decent enough to be in here, sometimes I'm a bit of a twunt." Meli.... I'm here ffs | |||
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"Im lying in bed (on my own sadly) listening to music" What are you listening to? | |||
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"Well I'm not asleep yet, and the sesame toast has reached the 3rd rib down Have a shit? Or is it not quite there yet? Nowhere near. This beast is gonna be baking for 2 days at least." Make sure you open the window  | |||
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"I'm going to log out." Nooooooooooo Jim! We haven't said good eeeeeeeeevening  | |||
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"An evening of being a time waster. Well wasting time at least "It has to be done sometimes | |||
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"An evening of being a time waster. Well wasting time at least
I was laying on my bed pondering earlier. You know how the time waster label gets hurled around like a shot-put in athletics.
I know there aren't that many gay women on here, you know *whispers* "the lezzers" but I reckon, I really really reckon one has been contacted by a bloke who hasn't read her profile and when she's said she don't do geezers, she's been called a time waster. "More than one of them! | |||
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"a decent human being, come say hi No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness. What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?
As you were folks!
Your other thread got so massive so quicly!
That's because I was talking shite! I shouldn't be allowed to post so much "This is the most fun thread I've read! Please continue! | |||
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"I don't know if I'm decent enough to be in here, sometimes I'm a bit of a twunt." Ahh but your our twunt and we love ya! | |||
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"I'm just untaping a disabled man from his wheelchair. He's tied down with Gorilla tape. Excuse me........
Between you and Peach, I'm howling!!!! My neighbors may think I've lost it!
I'm now contemplating the fact that we have underbed restraints with cuffs that might actually work. I shall investigate this when we're back to wheelchair basketball "Fucking genius! | |||
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"Hiya, just sat down with a glass of wine x" Hey and welcome to the madness, pull up a seat, you may never escape... | |||
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"a decent human being, come say hi No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness. What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?
As you were folks!
Your other thread got so massive so quicly!
That's because I was talking shite! I shouldn't be allowed to post so much
This is the most fun thread I've read! Please continue!"Look out for the late late nocturnal©™ thread - fun, japes and jolly giggles pretty much every eeeeeeeeevening | |||
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"Im lying in bed (on my own sadly) listening to music"  Bloody Covid needs to bugger off, in the meantime you have us! I can't guarantee that's a good thing. | |||
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"An evening of being a time waster. Well wasting time at least
It has to be done sometimes "Yep and this is the time some of it has to be done | |||
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"a decent human being, come say hi No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness. What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?
As you were folks!
Your other thread got so massive so quicly!
That's because I was talking shite! I shouldn't be allowed to post so much
This is the most fun thread I've read! Please continue!
Look out for the late late nocturnal©™ thread - fun, japes and jolly giggles pretty much every eeeeeeeeevening "Second fav thread! | |||
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"An evening of being a time waster. Well wasting time at least
I was laying on my bed pondering earlier. You know how the time waster label gets hurled around like a shot-put in athletics.
I know there aren't that many gay women on here, you know *whispers* "the lezzers" but I reckon, I really really reckon one has been contacted by a bloke who hasn't read her profile and when she's said she don't do geezers, she's been called a time waster. "She should have strung him along longer!! | |||
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"I'm just untaping a disabled man from his wheelchair. He's tied down with Gorilla tape. Excuse me........
Between you and Peach, I'm howling!!!! My neighbors may think I've lost it!
I'm now contemplating the fact that we have underbed restraints with cuffs that might actually work. I shall investigate this when we're back to wheelchair basketball
Fucking genius!
"I'm getting myself a badge that says that. Fucking genius. I like it  | |||
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"a decent human being, come say hi No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness. What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?
As you were folks!
Your other thread got so massive so quicly!
That's because I was talking shite! I shouldn't be allowed to post so much
This is the most fun thread I've read! Please continue!
Look out for the late late nocturnal©™ thread - fun, japes and jolly giggles pretty much every eeeeeeeeevening "With animal facts and allsorts! | |||
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"Eating pizza scrolling through here watching Corrie exciting times lol x" Ah well, you have us lot to keep your company I'm jealous of all the pizza eating going on tonight though | |||
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"I'm just untaping a disabled man from his wheelchair. He's tied down with Gorilla tape. Excuse me........
Between you and Peach, I'm howling!!!! My neighbors may think I've lost it!
I'm now contemplating the fact that we have underbed restraints with cuffs that might actually work. I shall investigate this when we're back to wheelchair basketball
Fucking genius!
I'm getting myself a badge that says that. Fucking genius. I like it "But you're only allowed to wear it when you're fanny's full | |||
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"a decent human being, come say hi No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness. What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?
As you were folks!
Your other thread got so massive so quicly!
That's because I was talking shite! I shouldn't be allowed to post so much
This is the most fun thread I've read! Please continue!"I will for as long as I can see straight haha! | |||
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"Im lying in bed (on my own sadly) listening to music What are you listening to?" Five Finger Death Punch | |||
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"I'm just untaping a disabled man from his wheelchair. He's tied down with Gorilla tape. Excuse me........
Between you and Peach, I'm howling!!!! My neighbors may think I've lost it!
I'm now contemplating the fact that we have underbed restraints with cuffs that might actually work. I shall investigate this when we're back to wheelchair basketball
Fucking genius!
I'm getting myself a badge that says that. Fucking genius. I like it
But you're only allowed to wear it when you're fanny's full "Deal. It might have to be some sort of headwear then - like one of those visors that lady golfers wear? Or a pendant? I'd normally have nowhere to pin the badge when my fanny's full | |||
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"I'm just untaping a disabled man from his wheelchair. He's tied down with Gorilla tape. Excuse me........
Between you and Peach, I'm howling!!!! My neighbors may think I've lost it!
I'm now contemplating the fact that we have underbed restraints with cuffs that might actually work. I shall investigate this when we're back to wheelchair basketball
Fucking genius!
I'm getting myself a badge that says that. Fucking genius. I like it
But you're only allowed to wear it when you're fanny's full
Deal. It might have to be some sort of headwear then - like one of those visors that lady golfers wear? Or a pendant? I'd normally have nowhere to pin the badge when my fanny's full "Fuck that, pimp up your miners light on a headband  | |||
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"I'm just untaping a disabled man from his wheelchair. He's tied down with Gorilla tape. Excuse me........
Between you and Peach, I'm howling!!!! My neighbors may think I've lost it!
I'm now contemplating the fact that we have underbed restraints with cuffs that might actually work. I shall investigate this when we're back to wheelchair basketball
Fucking genius!
I'm getting myself a badge that says that. Fucking genius. I like it
But you're only allowed to wear it when you're fanny's full "Your posts make me laugh! | |||
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"How flexible are you on being a decent human being? I could be in if the entry requirements are loose "You definitely qualify! Get in here you! | |||
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"Im lying in bed (on my own sadly) listening to music What are you listening to? Five Finger Death Punch" I don't know this, I'm going to Youtube to find out. | |||
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"Im lying in bed (on my own sadly) listening to music Bloody Covid needs to bugger off, in the meantime you have us! I can't guarantee that's a good thing. "It certainly does! I dont mind being in bed but im tired of being on my own all the time | |||
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"I'm a decent fellow "Yes you are! Evening sexy! | |||
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"I am most definitely a decent human being
Her x"Yes you are, Hey lovely | |||
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"I'm just untaping a disabled man from his wheelchair. He's tied down with Gorilla tape. Excuse me........
Between you and Peach, I'm howling!!!! My neighbors may think I've lost it!
I'm now contemplating the fact that we have underbed restraints with cuffs that might actually work. I shall investigate this when we're back to wheelchair basketball
Fucking genius!
I'm getting myself a badge that says that. Fucking genius. I like it
But you're only allowed to wear it when you're fanny's full
Deal. It might have to be some sort of headwear then - like one of those visors that lady golfers wear? Or a pendant? I'd normally have nowhere to pin the badge when my fanny's full
Fuck that, pimp up your miners light on a headband "Right. I'm getting a monogrammed miner's lamp for me and a snorkel for Mr KC. His 'n' hers | |||
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"Im lying in bed (on my own sadly) listening to music What are you listening to? Five Finger Death Punch I don't know this, I'm going to Youtube to find out." Listen to A Little Bit Off, and Wrong Side of Heaven. Both brilliant songs | |||
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"I'm going to log out." Noooooop Jiiiiiiimmmmmmmmm, hey handsome. 
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"I am most definitely a decent human being
Her x
Yes you are, Hey lovely "Hello gorgeousness
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"I'm just untaping a disabled man from his wheelchair. He's tied down with Gorilla tape. Excuse me........
Between you and Peach, I'm howling!!!! My neighbors may think I've lost it!
I'm now contemplating the fact that we have underbed restraints with cuffs that might actually work. I shall investigate this when we're back to wheelchair basketball
Fucking genius!
I'm getting myself a badge that says that. Fucking genius. I like it
But you're only allowed to wear it when you're fanny's full
Deal. It might have to be some sort of headwear then - like one of those visors that lady golfers wear? Or a pendant? I'd normally have nowhere to pin the badge when my fanny's full
Fuck that, pimp up your miners light on a headband
Right. I'm getting a monogrammed miner's lamp for me and a snorkel for Mr KC. His 'n' hers "That's Xmas sorted! | |||
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"Ah I found the naked kitchen party!! Yay!! Pour me another gin while I get my kit off! "Yay! Welcome and gladly! | |||
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"I am most definitely a decent human being
Her x
Yes you are, Hey lovely
Hello gorgeousness
Her x"How's your Friday going? | |||
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"I'm just untaping a disabled man from his wheelchair. He's tied down with Gorilla tape. Excuse me........
Between you and Peach, I'm howling!!!! My neighbors may think I've lost it!
I'm now contemplating the fact that we have underbed restraints with cuffs that might actually work. I shall investigate this when we're back to wheelchair basketball
Fucking genius!
I'm getting myself a badge that says that. Fucking genius. I like it
But you're only allowed to wear it when you're fanny's full
Deal. It might have to be some sort of headwear then - like one of those visors that lady golfers wear? Or a pendant? I'd normally have nowhere to pin the badge when my fanny's full
Fuck that, pimp up your miners light on a headband
Right. I'm getting a monogrammed miner's lamp for me and a snorkel for Mr KC. His 'n' hers
That's Xmas sorted!"Fucking. Genius | |||
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"I am most definitely a decent human being
Her x
Yes you are, Hey lovely
Hello gorgeousness
Her x
How's your Friday going? "I so need the weekend off to unwind from work. Hope your weekend is starting off well. Her x | |||
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"I'm just untaping a disabled man from his wheelchair. He's tied down with Gorilla tape. Excuse me........
Between you and Peach, I'm howling!!!! My neighbors may think I've lost it!
I'm now contemplating the fact that we have underbed restraints with cuffs that might actually work. I shall investigate this when we're back to wheelchair basketball
Fucking genius!
I'm getting myself a badge that says that. Fucking genius. I like it
But you're only allowed to wear it when you're fanny's full
Deal. It might have to be some sort of headwear then - like one of those visors that lady golfers wear? Or a pendant? I'd normally have nowhere to pin the badge when my fanny's full
Fuck that, pimp up your miners light on a headband
Right. I'm getting a monogrammed miner's lamp for me and a snorkel for Mr KC. His 'n' hers
That's Xmas sorted!
Fucking. Genius "I will never be able to read those words the same way again | |||
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"Im lying in bed (on my own sadly) listening to music What are you listening to? Five Finger Death Punch I don't know this, I'm going to Youtube to find out. Listen to A Little Bit Off, and Wrong Side of Heaven. Both brilliant songs" Checking them out now. Thanks Will add them to the playlist DJ | |||
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"I am most definitely a decent human being
Her x
Yes you are, Hey lovely
Hello gorgeousness
Her x
How's your Friday going?
I so need the weekend off to unwind from work.
Hope your weekend is starting off well.
Her x"Nice relaxing one for you then. It is, this lot have me laughing to the point where my neighbors may think I've finally cracked but hey ho haha! | |||
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"Ah I found the naked kitchen party!! Yay!! Pour me another gin while I get my kit off! "Pours you gin...get your monogrammed miners lamp from CurvaceousBlonde! | |||
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"Ah I found the naked kitchen party!! Yay!! Pour me another gin while I get my kit off!
Pours you gin...get your monogrammed miners lamp from CurvaceousBlonde!" | |||
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"Ah I found the naked kitchen party!! Yay!! Pour me another gin while I get my kit off!
Pours you gin...get your monogrammed miners lamp from CurvaceousBlonde!" | |||
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"Good evening all, I consider myself to be in this category. "Evening and welcome! | |||
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"Ah I found the naked kitchen party!! Yay!! Pour me another gin while I get my kit off!
Yay! Welcome and gladly! "You're a great hostess. | |||
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"Ah I found the naked kitchen party!! Yay!! Pour me another gin while I get my kit off!
Pours you gin...get your monogrammed miners lamp from CurvaceousBlonde!
"*waiting patiently with me gin to get anything curvaceousblonde would like to give me!! | |||
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"Ah I found the naked kitchen party!! Yay!! Pour me another gin while I get my kit off!
Yay! Welcome and gladly!
You're a great hostess."Aww thank you! I'm just a daft moo that ahs nothing better to do on a Friday night, pretty sure my crazy friends are running this show! Haha! | |||
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"I am most definitely a decent human being
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Yes you are, Hey lovely
Hello gorgeousness
Her x
How's your Friday going?
I so need the weekend off to unwind from work.
Hope your weekend is starting off well.
Her x
Nice relaxing one for you then.
It is, this lot have me laughing to the point where my neighbors may think I've finally cracked but hey ho haha! "Darling you've been crackers for quite some time, don't go blaming us! I'm not saying you're too far gone to return to society once this lockdown is over, but all the Kings horses and all the kings men .... they wouldn't even TRY putting you back together again. Besides.... I like you this way! | |||
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"Ah I found the naked kitchen party!! Yay!! Pour me another gin while I get my kit off!
Pours you gin...get your monogrammed miners lamp from CurvaceousBlonde!
*waiting patiently with me gin to get anything curvaceousblonde would like to give me!! "CurvaceousBlonde whatever you're giving, I want it too but i'm waiting impatiently! | |||
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"Ah I found the naked kitchen party!! Yay!! Pour me another gin while I get my kit off!
Yay! Welcome and gladly!
You're a great hostess.
Aww thank you! I'm just a daft moo that ahs nothing better to do on a Friday night, pretty sure my crazy friends are running this show! Haha! "I feel so at ease here, I must be crazy too. I'll run security in this show and be the bouncer | |||
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"Ah I found the naked kitchen party!! Yay!! Pour me another gin while I get my kit off!
Yay! Welcome and gladly!
You're a great hostess.
Aww thank you! I'm just a daft moo that ahs nothing better to do on a Friday night, pretty sure my crazy friends are running this show! Haha!
I feel so at ease here, I must be crazy too. I'll run security in this show and be the bouncer "You're a labrador? | |||
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"I am most definitely a decent human being
Her x
Yes you are, Hey lovely
Hello gorgeousness
Her x
How's your Friday going?
I so need the weekend off to unwind from work.
Hope your weekend is starting off well.
Her x
Nice relaxing one for you then.
It is, this lot have me laughing to the point where my neighbors may think I've finally cracked but hey ho haha!
Darling you've been crackers for quite some time, don't go blaming us!
I'm not saying you're too far gone to return to society once this lockdown is over, but all the Kings horses and all the kings men .... they wouldn't even TRY putting you back together again.
Besides.... I like you this way! "And there I go howling again!!! When they cart me off, are you coming to visit? | |||
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"I am most definitely a decent human being
Her x
Yes you are, Hey lovely
Hello gorgeousness
Her x
How's your Friday going?
I so need the weekend off to unwind from work.
Hope your weekend is starting off well.
Her x
Nice relaxing one for you then.
It is, this lot have me laughing to the point where my neighbors may think I've finally cracked but hey ho haha!
Darling you've been crackers for quite some time, don't go blaming us!
I'm not saying you're too far gone to return to society once this lockdown is over, but all the Kings horses and all the kings men .... they wouldn't even TRY putting you back together again.
Besides.... I like you this way!
And there I go howling again!!! When they cart me off, are you coming to visit?
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"Ah I found the naked kitchen party!! Yay!! Pour me another gin while I get my kit off!
Yay! Welcome and gladly!
You're a great hostess.
Aww thank you! I'm just a daft moo that ahs nothing better to do on a Friday night, pretty sure my crazy friends are running this show! Haha!
I feel so at ease here, I must be crazy too. I'll run security in this show and be the bouncer
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"Ah I found the naked kitchen party!! Yay!! Pour me another gin while I get my kit off!
Yay! Welcome and gladly!
You're a great hostess.
Aww thank you! I'm just a daft moo that ahs nothing better to do on a Friday night, pretty sure my crazy friends are running this show! Haha!
I feel so at ease here, I must be crazy too. I'll run security in this show and be the bouncer "Security and bouncer? With us lot? Hahahaha!!!!! Have you met Peach? If not, go meet Peach. If they got past me, they deserve everything they get from her! | |||
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"I am most definitely a decent human being
Her x
Yes you are, Hey lovely
Hello gorgeousness
Her x
How's your Friday going?
I so need the weekend off to unwind from work.
Hope your weekend is starting off well.
Her x
Nice relaxing one for you then.
It is, this lot have me laughing to the point where my neighbors may think I've finally cracked but hey ho haha!
Darling you've been crackers for quite some time, don't go blaming us!
I'm not saying you're too far gone to return to society once this lockdown is over, but all the Kings horses and all the kings men .... they wouldn't even TRY putting you back together again.
Besides.... I like you this way!
And there I go howling again!!! When they cart me off, are you coming to visit?
I'll be driving the fucking van "The escape van yeah? | |||
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"Ah I found the naked kitchen party!! Yay!! Pour me another gin while I get my kit off!
Yay! Welcome and gladly!
You're a great hostess.
Aww thank you! I'm just a daft moo that ahs nothing better to do on a Friday night, pretty sure my crazy friends are running this show! Haha!
I feel so at ease here, I must be crazy too. I'll run security in this show and be the bouncer
Security and bouncer? With us lot? Hahahaha!!!!! Have you met Peach? If not, go meet Peach. If they got past me, they deserve everything they get from her! "Hi I'm Peach. You know the film suicide squad? I feel a kinship there. It's just so.... homely | |||
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"Ah I found the naked kitchen party!! Yay!! Pour me another gin while I get my kit off!
Yay! Welcome and gladly!
You're a great hostess.
Aww thank you! I'm just a daft moo that ahs nothing better to do on a Friday night, pretty sure my crazy friends are running this show! Haha!
I feel so at ease here, I must be crazy too. I'll run security in this show and be the bouncer
Security and bouncer? With us lot? Hahahaha!!!!! Have you met Peach? If not, go meet Peach. If they got past me, they deserve everything they get from her!
Hi I'm Peach.
You know the film suicide squad? I feel a kinship there.
It's just so.... homely "Oh I love that film! I may have to watch it this weekend! | |||
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"Ah I found the naked kitchen party!! Yay!! Pour me another gin while I get my kit off!
Yay! Welcome and gladly!
You're a great hostess.
Aww thank you! I'm just a daft moo that ahs nothing better to do on a Friday night, pretty sure my crazy friends are running this show! Haha!
I feel so at ease here, I must be crazy too. I'll run security in this show and be the bouncer
Security and bouncer? With us lot? Hahahaha!!!!! Have you met Peach? If not, go meet Peach. If they got past me, they deserve everything they get from her! "Hi Peach! Three Layers of protection. | |||
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"Ah I found the naked kitchen party!! Yay!! Pour me another gin while I get my kit off!
Yay! Welcome and gladly!
You're a great hostess.
Aww thank you! I'm just a daft moo that ahs nothing better to do on a Friday night, pretty sure my crazy friends are running this show! Haha!
I feel so at ease here, I must be crazy too. I'll run security in this show and be the bouncer
Security and bouncer? With us lot? Hahahaha!!!!! Have you met Peach? If not, go meet Peach. If they got past me, they deserve everything they get from her!
Hi I'm Peach.
You know the film suicide squad? I feel a kinship there.
It's just so.... homely "Sounds like a relaxing, maybe even dull evening | |||
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"Hi" Hey, happy Friday | |||
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"I am most definitely a decent human being
Her x
Yes you are, Hey lovely
Hello gorgeousness
Her x
How's your Friday going?
I so need the weekend off to unwind from work.
Hope your weekend is starting off well.
Her x
Nice relaxing one for you then.
It is, this lot have me laughing to the point where my neighbors may think I've finally cracked but hey ho haha!
Darling you've been crackers for quite some time, don't go blaming us!
I'm not saying you're too far gone to return to society once this lockdown is over, but all the Kings horses and all the kings men .... they wouldn't even TRY putting you back together again.
Besides.... I like you this way!
And there I go howling again!!! When they cart me off, are you coming to visit?
I'll be driving the fucking van
The escape van yeah? "Yeah ..... yeah course...... the "escape" van. 
I don't have a driving licence, so it'll be more like a pony and trap that I've managed to
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"Ah I found the naked kitchen party!! Yay!! Pour me another gin while I get my kit off!
Yay! Welcome and gladly!
You're a great hostess.
Aww thank you! I'm just a daft moo that ahs nothing better to do on a Friday night, pretty sure my crazy friends are running this show! Haha!
I feel so at ease here, I must be crazy too. I'll run security in this show and be the bouncer
Security and bouncer? With us lot? Hahahaha!!!!! Have you met Peach? If not, go meet Peach. If they got past me, they deserve everything they get from her!
Hi I'm Peach.
You know the film suicide squad? I feel a kinship there.
It's just so.... homely "I need to see that one still. | |||
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"Hi, I think I am a decent human being although sometimes this site makes me question myself. X" Hey ah I think it does that to everyone sometimes. Come join the crazy bunch, it helps | |||
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"Ah I found the naked kitchen party!! Yay!! Pour me another gin while I get my kit off!
Yay! Welcome and gladly!
You're a great hostess.
Aww thank you! I'm just a daft moo that ahs nothing better to do on a Friday night, pretty sure my crazy friends are running this show! Haha!
I feel so at ease here, I must be crazy too. I'll run security in this show and be the bouncer
Security and bouncer? With us lot? Hahahaha!!!!! Have you met Peach? If not, go meet Peach. If they got past me, they deserve everything they get from her!
Hi I'm Peach.
You know the film suicide squad? I feel a kinship there.
It's just so.... homely
Oh I love that film! I may have to watch it this weekend! "Brill isn't it. I so wanna be part of their group. I think they just forgot me. | |||
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"Ah I found the naked kitchen party!! Yay!! Pour me another gin while I get my kit off!
Yay! Welcome and gladly!
You're a great hostess.
Aww thank you! I'm just a daft moo that ahs nothing better to do on a Friday night, pretty sure my crazy friends are running this show! Haha!
I feel so at ease here, I must be crazy too. I'll run security in this show and be the bouncer
Security and bouncer? With us lot? Hahahaha!!!!! Have you met Peach? If not, go meet Peach. If they got past me, they deserve everything they get from her!
Hi I'm Peach.
You know the film suicide squad? I feel a kinship there.
It's just so.... homely
I need to see that one still." | |||
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"a decent human being, come say hi No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness. What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?
As you were folks! "Actually catching up on some films that show that I have a big heart. I also know exactly what they will do to us. Then login into some forums and post then go and watch another film to finish the night off. | |||
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"Ah I found the naked kitchen party!! Yay!! Pour me another gin while I get my kit off!
Yay! Welcome and gladly!
You're a great hostess.
Aww thank you! I'm just a daft moo that ahs nothing better to do on a Friday night, pretty sure my crazy friends are running this show! Haha!
I feel so at ease here, I must be crazy too. I'll run security in this show and be the bouncer
Security and bouncer? With us lot? Hahahaha!!!!! Have you met Peach? If not, go meet Peach. If they got past me, they deserve everything they get from her!
Hi I'm Peach.
You know the film suicide squad? I feel a kinship there.
It's just so.... homely
Oh I love that film! I may have to watch it this weekend!
Brill isn't it. I so wanna be part of their group. I think they just forgot me."I think you could make your own group and it would be just as brilliant! | |||
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"Ah I found the naked kitchen party!! Yay!! Pour me another gin while I get my kit off!
Yay! Welcome and gladly!
You're a great hostess.
Aww thank you! I'm just a daft moo that ahs nothing better to do on a Friday night, pretty sure my crazy friends are running this show! Haha!
I feel so at ease here, I must be crazy too. I'll run security in this show and be the bouncer
Security and bouncer? With us lot? Hahahaha!!!!! Have you met Peach? If not, go meet Peach. If they got past me, they deserve everything they get from her!
Hi I'm Peach.
You know the film suicide squad? I feel a kinship there.
It's just so.... homely
Sounds like a relaxing, maybe even dull evening "Doesn't it just | |||
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"Hi, I think I am a decent human being although sometimes this site makes me question myself. X You are. Hi stranger "Hi beautiful. | |||
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"Ah I found the naked kitchen party!! Yay!! Pour me another gin while I get my kit off!
Yay! Welcome and gladly!
You're a great hostess.
Aww thank you! I'm just a daft moo that ahs nothing better to do on a Friday night, pretty sure my crazy friends are running this show! Haha!
I feel so at ease here, I must be crazy too. I'll run security in this show and be the bouncer
Security and bouncer? With us lot? Hahahaha!!!!! Have you met Peach? If not, go meet Peach. If they got past me, they deserve everything they get from her!
Hi I'm Peach.
You know the film suicide squad? I feel a kinship there.
It's just so.... homely
I need to see that one still."You need to kick yourself in the plums and put it right! | |||
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"a decent human being, come say hi No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness. What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?
As you were folks! "Listening to AC/DC's new album | |||
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"Hi, I think I am a decent human being although sometimes this site makes me question myself. X Hey ah I think it does that to everyone sometimes. Come join the crazy bunch, it helps
Sign me up! X"I've not seen your signature, they'd know I was forging! You're trying to get me in trouble ya rascal | |||
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"Ah I found the naked kitchen party!! Yay!! Pour me another gin while I get my kit off!
Yay! Welcome and gladly!
You're a great hostess.
Aww thank you! I'm just a daft moo that ahs nothing better to do on a Friday night, pretty sure my crazy friends are running this show! Haha!
I feel so at ease here, I must be crazy too. I'll run security in this show and be the bouncer
Security and bouncer? With us lot? Hahahaha!!!!! Have you met Peach? If not, go meet Peach. If they got past me, they deserve everything they get from her!
Hi I'm Peach.
You know the film suicide squad? I feel a kinship there.
It's just so.... homely
I need to see that one still.
"I'm waiting for the version starring Peach! | |||
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"Self contemplation. "Group contemplation | |||
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"Ah I found the naked kitchen party!! Yay!! Pour me another gin while I get my kit off!
Yay! Welcome and gladly!
You're a great hostess.
Aww thank you! I'm just a daft moo that ahs nothing better to do on a Friday night, pretty sure my crazy friends are running this show! Haha!
I feel so at ease here, I must be crazy too. I'll run security in this show and be the bouncer
Security and bouncer? With us lot? Hahahaha!!!!! Have you met Peach? If not, go meet Peach. If they got past me, they deserve everything they get from her!
Hi I'm Peach.
You know the film suicide squad? I feel a kinship there.
It's just so.... homely
I need to see that one still.
You need to kick yourself in the plums and put it right! "I always make it right. | |||
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"Ah I found the naked kitchen party!! Yay!! Pour me another gin while I get my kit off!
Yay! Welcome and gladly!
You're a great hostess.
Aww thank you! I'm just a daft moo that ahs nothing better to do on a Friday night, pretty sure my crazy friends are running this show! Haha!
I feel so at ease here, I must be crazy too. I'll run security in this show and be the bouncer
Security and bouncer? With us lot? Hahahaha!!!!! Have you met Peach? If not, go meet Peach. If they got past me, they deserve everything they get from her!
Hi I'm Peach.
You know the film suicide squad? I feel a kinship there.
It's just so.... homely
I need to see that one still.
I'm waiting for the version starring Peach!"I'd fucking love it!!!! | |||
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"Ah I found the naked kitchen party!! Yay!! Pour me another gin while I get my kit off!
Yay! Welcome and gladly!
You're a great hostess.
Aww thank you! I'm just a daft moo that ahs nothing better to do on a Friday night, pretty sure my crazy friends are running this show! Haha!
I feel so at ease here, I must be crazy too. I'll run security in this show and be the bouncer
Security and bouncer? With us lot? Hahahaha!!!!! Have you met Peach? If not, go meet Peach. If they got past me, they deserve everything they get from her!
Hi I'm Peach.
You know the film suicide squad? I feel a kinship there.
It's just so.... homely
I need to see that one still.
I'm waiting for the version starring Peach!"Oh she's there, you'll see her if you look hard enough. | |||
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"I had alcohol for the first time since NYE and am regretting this "That's proper made me laugh | |||
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"I had alcohol for the first time since NYE and am regretting this
That's proper made me laugh "Fuck knows what I was thinking. Off to bed | |||
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"Yoohooooooo! Hello!! What’s up? "Artorez *tips hat* | |||
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"I had alcohol for the first time since NYE and am regretting this "Hahahaha!!!!!! I dodn think I could laugh anymore but hahahaha!!!! Love you xx | |||
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" I had alcohol for the first time since NYE and am regretting this
Hahahaha!!!!!! I dodn think I could laugh anymore but hahahaha!!!!
Love you xx"This is why I don't drink | |||
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"I had alcohol for the first time since NYE and am regretting this
That's proper made me laugh
Fuck knows what I was thinking.
Off to bed "I let a squeaky toot out with the contraction of my tummy muscles reading that | |||
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"Yoohooooooo! Hello!! What’s up? "Hey, you haven't come to devour anyone have you? | |||
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" I had alcohol for the first time since NYE and am regretting this
Hahahaha!!!!!! I dodn think I could laugh anymore but hahahaha!!!!
Love you xx
This is why I don't drink " | |||
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"a decent human being, come say hi No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness. What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?
As you were folks!
Listening to AC/DC's new album "I'm going to listen to this next. I've been listening to Five Finger Death Punch | |||
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"Yoohooooooo! Hello!! What’s up?
Artorez *tips hat*"Peach yer bumface what’s going on my darling? | |||
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"Yoohooooooo! Hello!! What’s up?
Hey, you haven't come to devour anyone have you? "Promise I haven’t! | |||
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"I had alcohol for the first time since NYE and am regretting this
That's proper made me laugh
Fuck knows what I was thinking.
Off to bed
I let a squeaky toot out with the contraction of my tummy muscles reading that " | |||
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"Hi, I think I am a decent human being although sometimes this site makes me question myself. X Hey ah I think it does that to everyone sometimes. Come join the crazy bunch, it helps
Sign me up! X"You have to worship the devil, spill blood and drop ya pants | |||
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if I missed you, Hi! Join in! Can't guarantee anyone's safety beyond this point. | |||
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"Yoohooooooo! Hello!! What’s up?
Artorez *tips hat*
Peach yer bumface what’s going on my darling?"I'm about to head upstairs to bed. I shan't be sleeping just yet but I do need to move position. I've got Chinese wedged in my ribcage and gravity ain't pulling it | |||
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"Ooo I'm getting lost and missing people if I missed you, Hi! Join in! Can't guarantee anyone's safety beyond this point. "Nothing is safe now, Swing hit the turps | |||
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"Yoohooooooo! Hello!! What’s up?
Artorez *tips hat*
Peach yer bumface what’s going on my darling?
I'm about to head upstairs to bed. I shan't be sleeping just yet but I do need to move position. I've got Chinese wedged in my ribcage and gravity ain't pulling it"Move it god dammit, your body is depending on you. | |||
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"Ooo I'm getting lost and missing people if I missed you, Hi! Join in! Can't guarantee anyone's safety beyond this point.
Nothing is safe now, Swing hit the turps "Howling!!!!!! | |||
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"Yoohooooooo! Hello!! What’s up?
Artorez *tips hat*
Peach yer bumface what’s going on my darling?
I'm about to head upstairs to bed. I shan't be sleeping just yet but I do need to move position. I've got Chinese wedged in my ribcage and gravity ain't pulling it"Definitely time for bed but careful how you lay, you don't want to be seeing that all over your bedcovers in a bit | |||
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"Ooo I'm getting lost and missing people if I missed you, Hi! Join in! Can't guarantee anyone's safety beyond this point.
Nothing is safe now, Swing hit the turps "The turps you got it in a brown paper bag? | |||
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"Ooo I'm getting lost and missing people if I missed you, Hi! Join in! Can't guarantee anyone's safety beyond this point.
Nothing is safe now, Swing hit the turps
The turps you got it in a brown paper bag? "I'm not a derro or a wino mate | |||
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"Yoohooooooo! Hello!! What’s up?
Artorez *tips hat*
Peach yer bumface what’s going on my darling?
I'm about to head upstairs to bed. I shan't be sleeping just yet but I do need to move position. I've got Chinese wedged in my ribcage and gravity ain't pulling it
Move it god dammit, your body is depending on you. "I think the toilet would prefer me to stay put. Pretty sure I saw it reaching for a hard hat | |||
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"Ooo I'm getting lost and missing people if I missed you, Hi! Join in! Can't guarantee anyone's safety beyond this point.
Nothing is safe now, Swing hit the turps
The turps you got it in a brown paper bag?
I'm not a derro or a wino mate" I'm cracking up | |||
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"Still feeling excluded because you don’t want indecent human beings "Get over here ya big tit and give us a squish | |||
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"Still feeling excluded because you don’t want indecent human beings
Get over here ya big tit and give us a squish "I do t want to crush you, I’ve put a bit of timber on since the beginning of the pandemic  | |||
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"Still feeling excluded because you don’t want indecent human beings
Get over here ya big tit and give us a squish
I do t want to crush you, I’ve put a bit of timber on since the beginning of the pandemic"I've put about a fucking stone on since tea-time. You're in good company | |||
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"Still feeling excluded because you don’t want indecent human beings
Get over here ya big tit and give us a squish
I do t want to crush you, I’ve put a bit of timber on since the beginning of the pandemic
I've put about a fucking stone on since tea-time. You're in good company "Impressive | |||
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"Still feeling excluded because you don’t want indecent human beings
Get over here ya big tit and give us a squish
I do t want to crush you, I’ve put a bit of timber on since the beginning of the pandemic
I've put about a fucking stone on since tea-time. You're in good company Impressive "Seriously Doc, I'm having a Chinese food baby. I'm gonna name it and everything. I was thinking One-Ton-Turd | |||
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"Still feeling excluded because you don’t want indecent human beings
Get over here ya big tit and give us a squish
I do t want to crush you, I’ve put a bit of timber on since the beginning of the pandemic
I've put about a fucking stone on since tea-time. You're in good company Impressive
Seriously Doc, I'm having a Chinese food baby. I'm gonna name it and everything. I was thinking One-Ton-Turd "That too will pass | |||
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"Still feeling excluded because you don’t want indecent human beings
Get over here ya big tit and give us a squish
I do t want to crush you, I’ve put a bit of timber on since the beginning of the pandemic
I've put about a fucking stone on since tea-time. You're in good company Impressive
Seriously Doc, I'm having a Chinese food baby. I'm gonna name it and everything. I was thinking One-Ton-Turd " | |||
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"Still feeling excluded because you don’t want indecent human beings
Get over here ya big tit and give us a squish
I do t want to crush you, I’ve put a bit of timber on since the beginning of the pandemic
I've put about a fucking stone on since tea-time. You're in good company Impressive
Seriously Doc, I'm having a Chinese food baby. I'm gonna name it and everything. I was thinking One-Ton-Turd
That too will pass "Wouldn't shock me if it took the full gestation period. | |||
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"Still feeling excluded because you don’t want indecent human beings "Ahh come join in you! | |||
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"Decent human being...*sighs Troglodyte backs quietly out of the thread " Noooo! Stay!!!! You're welcome!!! | |||
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"Still feeling excluded because you don’t want indecent human beings
Get over here ya big tit and give us a squish
I do t want to crush you, I’ve put a bit of timber on since the beginning of the pandemic
I've put about a fucking stone on since tea-time. You're in good company Impressive
Seriously Doc, I'm having a Chinese food baby. I'm gonna name it and everything. I was thinking One-Ton-Turd
That too will pass
Wouldn't shock me if it took the full gestation period."Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnah | |||
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"Still feeling excluded because you don’t want indecent human beings
Ahh come join in you! "I already did thanks. TT invited me to squash the shit out of her; at least that seems to be what squish means | |||
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"Still feeling excluded because you don’t want indecent human beings
Get over here ya big tit and give us a squish
I do t want to crush you, I’ve put a bit of timber on since the beginning of the pandemic
I've put about a fucking stone on since tea-time. You're in good company Impressive
Seriously Doc, I'm having a Chinese food baby. I'm gonna name it and everything. I was thinking One-Ton-Turd
That too will pass
Wouldn't shock me if it took the full gestation period.
Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnah"I'm sure there's a song there. | |||
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"Still feeling excluded because you don’t want indecent human beings
Ahh come join in you!
I already did thanks. TT invited me to squash the shit out of her; at least that seems to be what squish means " I'd welcome it.
Like a tube of toothpaste | |||
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Ahh come join in you!
I already did thanks. TT invited me to squash the shit out of her; at least that seems to be what squish means " | |||
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"Still feeling excluded because you don’t want indecent human beings
Get over here ya big tit and give us a squish
I do t want to crush you, I’ve put a bit of timber on since the beginning of the pandemic
I've put about a fucking stone on since tea-time. You're in good company Impressive
Seriously Doc, I'm having a Chinese food baby. I'm gonna name it and everything. I was thinking One-Ton-Turd
That too will pass
Wouldn't shock me if it took the full gestation period."I could pull it out with a ventouse | |||
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"Still feeling excluded because you don’t want indecent human beings
Get over here ya big tit and give us a squish
I do t want to crush you, I’ve put a bit of timber on since the beginning of the pandemic
I've put about a fucking stone on since tea-time. You're in good company Impressive
Seriously Doc, I'm having a Chinese food baby. I'm gonna name it and everything. I was thinking One-Ton-Turd
That too will pass
Wouldn't shock me if it took the full gestation period.
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"Just in from work and tried reading through this thread, such madness I love it "Sparkles007 started it | |||
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"Just in from work and tried reading through this thread, such madness I love it
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"Ooo I'm getting lost and missing people if I missed you, Hi! Join in! Can't guarantee anyone's safety beyond this point. "I'm so lost too We need a Sparkles chat room. | |||
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"Just in from work and tried reading through this thread, such madness I love it
Sparkles007 started it
Yeah, all my fault "Comme d’habitude | |||
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"Ooo I'm getting lost and missing people if I missed you, Hi! Join in! Can't guarantee anyone's safety beyond this point.
I'm so lost too
We need a Sparkles chat room."Nooooo! that would not be a good thing! | |||
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"Just in from work and tried reading through this thread, such madness I love it
Sparkles007 started it
Yeah, all my fault "The biggest trouble maker of them all! | |||
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"Ooo I'm getting lost and missing people if I missed you, Hi! Join in! Can't guarantee anyone's safety beyond this point.
I'm so lost too
We need a Sparkles chat room.
Nooooo! that would not be a good thing! "We'd all get banned! | |||
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"Just in from work and tried reading through this thread, such madness I love it
Sparkles007 started it
Yeah, all my fault
Comme d’habitude " | |||
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