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I’ve seen a few lovely and highly commendable threads on here recently wherein the OP has offered themselves as someone to talk to in these especially unhappy times.
Me? I’m a really miserable bastard but I am nonetheless offering another awesome service; Feeling grumpy? Then come and have a fucking good old fashioned whinge here!
Vent your collective spleens on anything that is pissing you off.
I won’t judge you I promise, nor probably even bother to reply cause I’m a right cun- is that the time already? Bye 
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"Great chest OP.....
Chill your beans  "
Thank you xxx
Talking of beans - I must whinge about those Heinz Beans microwave pots....
They contain virtually no actual beans in them(!) It’s all sauce. Just like KFC! 
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over a year ago
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"Great chest OP.....
Chill your beans
Thank you xxx
Talking of beans - I must whinge about those Heinz Beans microwave pots....
They contain virtually no actual beans in them(!) It’s all sauce. Just like KFC!
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I thought you liked sauce? Or was it being saucy  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"I love baby tigers x
They are adorable 
Talking of animals, I’ve recently been watching YouTube vids of rescued Fruit Bats. They’re absolutely gorgeous; like puppies with wings  "
Il take a look xxx |
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"Great chest OP.....
Chill your beans
Thank you xxx
Talking of beans - I must whinge about those Heinz Beans microwave pots....
They contain virtually no actual beans in them(!) It’s all sauce. Just like KFC!
I thought you liked sauce? Or was it being saucy "
I do love sauciness for sure |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
"I love baby tigers x
They are adorable
Talking of animals, I’ve recently been watching YouTube vids of rescued Fruit Bats. They’re absolutely gorgeous; like puppies with wings "
Puppies, they are the size of a Dachshund. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Great chest OP.....
Chill your beans
Thank you xxx
Talking of beans - I must whinge about those Heinz Beans microwave pots....
They contain virtually no actual beans in them(!) It’s all sauce. Just like KFC!
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I can't fucking stand baked beans but I don't mind the sauce with a fry up.... these could be for me..... and if they're not I'll be sure to moan about them |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Great chest OP.....
Chill your beans
Thank you xxx
Talking of beans - I must whinge about those Heinz Beans microwave pots....
They contain virtually no actual beans in them(!) It’s all sauce. Just like KFC!
I thought you liked sauce? Or was it being saucy
I do love sauciness for sure "
Yeah it shows  |
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I love a good whinge, me.
Today I’ve mostly been frustrated with a woman on my training course that thinks we all have endless time to listen to her. I’m sure she’s a lovely woman but I don’t want to hear her all day long and I’d like to log off on time.
That feels better, thanks! |
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"I love baby tigers x
They are adorable
Talking of animals, I’ve recently been watching YouTube vids of rescued Fruit Bats. They’re absolutely gorgeous; like puppies with wings
Puppies, they are the size of a Dachshund."
Their eyes.....proportionally like dinner plates in relation to their bodies to. Beautiful creatures  |
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"Great chest OP.....
Chill your beans
Thank you xxx
Talking of beans - I must whinge about those Heinz Beans microwave pots....
They contain virtually no actual beans in them(!) It’s all sauce. Just like KFC!
I can't fucking stand baked beans but I don't mind the sauce with a fry up.... these could be for me..... and if they're not I'll be sure to moan about them "
I swear, the beans (what there are present) always seem to sink to the bottom of the pot and invariably stick there after heating.
An orange gloop is the result  |
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"I love a good whinge, me.
Today I’ve mostly been frustrated with a woman on my training course that thinks we all have endless time to listen to her. I’m sure she’s a lovely woman but I don’t want to hear her all day long and I’d like to log off on time.
That feels better, thanks! "
That’s the spirit! A problem aired is a problem shared and all that Vent to glory say I! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Great chest OP.....
Chill your beans
Thank you xxx
Talking of beans - I must whinge about those Heinz Beans microwave pots....
They contain virtually no actual beans in them(!) It’s all sauce. Just like KFC!
I can't fucking stand baked beans but I don't mind the sauce with a fry up.... these could be for me..... and if they're not I'll be sure to moan about them
I swear, the beans (what there are present) always seem to sink to the bottom of the pot and invariably stick there after heating.
An orange gloop is the result "
That sounds perfect for me then..... bring on the orange gloop ..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you’re ever feeling a bit miserable op and need cheering up .............
Thank you xxx Hmmm....It suddenly occurs to me that my loins look rather sad...... "
On my way . With red lipstick on and cheesecake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m a miserable bitch atm and would love nothing than more than a miserable bastard to join me in my miserableness.
Mutual moaning followed by spooning, followed by miserable frenetic fucking.
Oh yeah it’s lockdown and I’m single, let the miserable continue .... |
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"I’m a miserable bitch atm and would love nothing than more than a miserable bastard to join me in my miserableness.
Mutual moaning followed by spooning, followed by miserable frenetic fucking.
Oh yeah it’s lockdown and I’m single, let the miserable continue .... "
I feel thy miserable pain; Indeed a miserable spoon, some miserably administered foreplay and equally miserable kissing followed by a miserable fuck would be perfect for my miserable soul....
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Lockdown: I can whinge about that shit!
So just to confirm; Under the new government guidelines, if my neighbour ‘inadvertently’ takes my wheely bin after collection day for the hundredth bloody time, despite the fact that it clearly has my house name in BLOODY GREAT BIG LETTERS on it, I am within my legal rights to behead him (as long as I maintain a meter distance)? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m a miserable bitch atm and would love nothing than more than a miserable bastard to join me in my miserableness.
Mutual moaning followed by spooning, followed by miserable frenetic fucking.
Oh yeah it’s lockdown and I’m single, let the miserable continue ....
I feel thy miserable pain; Indeed a miserable spoon, some miserably administered foreplay and equally miserable kissing followed by a miserable fuck would be perfect for my miserable soul....
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Perfect! Except the miserable world won’t even allow miserable fucking atm!
FML |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lockdown: I can whinge about that shit!
So just to confirm; Under the new government guidelines, if my neighbour ‘inadvertently’ takes my wheely bin after collection day for the hundredth bloody time, despite the fact that it clearly has my house name in BLOODY GREAT BIG LETTERS on it, I am within my legal rights to behead him (as long as I maintain a meter distance)? "
Well as long as it is within 2 metre distance it is undoubtably allowed |
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"Lockdown: I can whinge about that shit!
So just to confirm; Under the new government guidelines, if my neighbour ‘inadvertently’ takes my wheely bin after collection day for the hundredth bloody time, despite the fact that it clearly has my house name in BLOODY GREAT BIG LETTERS on it, I am within my legal rights to behead him (as long as I maintain a meter distance)?
Well as long as it is within 2 metre distance it is undoubtably allowed "
Ah ha! Just to make sure, I think I’ll push my bin outside his house.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am cold, hungry, horny, irritated (in what order I’m not sure) and the neighbours have bought some fucking wind chimes and I can hear them from my bed.
They deserve beheading just for that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lockdown: I can whinge about that shit!
So just to confirm; Under the new government guidelines, if my neighbour ‘inadvertently’ takes my wheely bin after collection day for the hundredth bloody time, despite the fact that it clearly has my house name in BLOODY GREAT BIG LETTERS on it, I am within my legal rights to behead him (as long as I maintain a meter distance)?
Well as long as it is within 2 metre distance it is undoubtably allowed
Ah ha! Just to make sure, I think I’ll push my bin outside his house.... "
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"I am cold, hungry, horny, irritated (in what order I’m not sure) and the neighbours have bought some fucking wind chimes and I can hear them from my bed.
They deserve beheading just for that."
Do you have a chainsaw? Er....to cut the wind chimes obviously.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ohhh this is the thread for me, I do love a good moan.
Moan away fair lady; It is most splendid for the spirit! "
OK here goes...
So I'm pissed off that it's cold and I'm pissed off that we going back into lockdown and I'm pissed off that they didn't have any Warburton rolls in lidl today!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lockdown: I can whinge about that shit!
So just to confirm; Under the new government guidelines, if my neighbour ‘inadvertently’ takes my wheely bin after collection day for the hundredth bloody time, despite the fact that it clearly has my house name in BLOODY GREAT BIG LETTERS on it, I am within my legal rights to behead him (as long as I maintain a meter distance)?
Well as long as it is within 2 metre distance it is undoubtably allowed
Ah ha! Just to make sure, I think I’ll push my bin outside his house.... "
I have nice neighbours they bring my bin back and put in back in its rightful place...
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"Ohhh this is the thread for me, I do love a good moan.
Moan away fair lady; It is most splendid for the spirit!
OK here goes...
So I'm pissed off that it's cold and I'm pissed off that we going back into lockdown and I'm pissed off that they didn't have any Warburton rolls in lidl today! "
No Warburton rolls you say?! That’s a clear infringement of your civil rights right there that is! I hope you called out the manager over this shameful episode? |
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"Lockdown: I can whinge about that shit!
So just to confirm; Under the new government guidelines, if my neighbour ‘inadvertently’ takes my wheely bin after collection day for the hundredth bloody time, despite the fact that it clearly has my house name in BLOODY GREAT BIG LETTERS on it, I am within my legal rights to behead him (as long as I maintain a meter distance)?
Well as long as it is within 2 metre distance it is undoubtably allowed
Ah ha! Just to make sure, I think I’ll push my bin outside his house....
I have nice neighbours they bring my bin back and put in back in its rightful place...
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I never knew such beings existed.....? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ohhh this is the thread for me, I do love a good moan.
Moan away fair lady; It is most splendid for the spirit!
OK here goes...
So I'm pissed off that it's cold and I'm pissed off that we going back into lockdown and I'm pissed off that they didn't have any Warburton rolls in lidl today!
No Warburton rolls you say?! That’s a clear infringement of your civil rights right there that is! I hope you called out the manager over this shameful episode? "
Ohh don't you worry they will not get away with this travesty! Iv spent my night plotting a cunning plan. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't think I have anything to whinge about apart from people are twats and can it hurry up and be next week already (I know we'll be in lockdown but I don't like this week)
Oh and Boris/COVID is a c**t because I really need a cuddle and I can't have one.
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