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By *eavertracker OP Man over a year ago

Bridgwater

What's the strangest piece of advice you have been told that just made no sense at all.

My mother would always tell me not to eat standing up, other wise my penis would keep growing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I read that as growling

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

Don't cross your eyes in the wind, they'll stay like that

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I was told not to eat the pineapple rings in urinals.

.....turns out they didn’t taste like pineapple at all....

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

Don't swallow chewing gum, it'll wrap around your heart

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

That if I become more confident, my neurological condition would go away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Patience is key.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

‘Don’t worry about it!’

Oh fuck me, why didn’t I think of that, there’s me worrying and all I had to do was stop, d’oh how stupid do I feel.

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"‘Don’t worry about it!’

Oh fuck me, why didn’t I think of that, there’s me worrying and all I had to do was stop, d’oh how stupid do I feel."

Don’t worry about it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"‘Don’t worry about it!’

Oh fuck me, why didn’t I think of that, there’s me worrying and all I had to do was stop, d’oh how stupid do I feel.

Don’t worry about it

I know that, just got to convince my brain

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You don't need medication, you need to think positive.

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