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Fab in old English...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've just been inspired by following a post where people started using old English phrases.
It got me wondering what fab would have been like on Shakespeare's time.
For a starter..
Fair maiden, your cleavage has me all of a quiver and I would muchly enjoy to be acquainted with them.
And, indeed, your labia are as moist as the morning dew. Per chance I could take a sip from your lovers cup?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" ‘Madam - thy heaving breasts hath caus’eth my life’s blood to hasten to my quivering loins. I entreat you fair maiden, please might I plunge it into your wanton quim?’
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Hang on a minute.... I need an iron lung.... Priceless!!   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I concur, yond's a valorous idea. How malapert shalt we maketh t?
I can see where you get your name from... Classic
Cheers, I'm on a roll here
Or... Che'rs, i'm on a rolleth h're"
Indeed.... Rolleth thou |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Playeth thy cards right and thee shall beest staring at mine own ceiling cometh christmas"
Oh lord Byron.... What the fucketh had to done? lol
You need your own blog lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Stout yeoman? My wench and I have traveled many a mile and have a mighty thirst.
Per chance a tankard of your finest quoifing ale?
(first social meet ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bid me, art doth thee consid'r yourself to beest adventurous
I must confess to Sally forth on occasion of adventure 
Sally is f'rthwright, yond is true, t's one of h'r charms"
Lord Byron? Flying solo methinks we are!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""The lady doth protest too much, methinks"
In sooth, t's a lonely road yond i walketh"
And along that road, said scoundrel curs and their canine ways are played out in the lay bys and Country lanes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yea Sire, I bestow ones inner most moisture upon your mighty sword and yea will I exhale in delight at your greatness in the chamber. Never have I had one so wanton, nor full of inner greatness, want my heart and my living soul upon thy resting place and will give myself completely to you, my master!  |
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
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""The lady doth protest too much, methinks"
In sooth, t's a lonely road yond i walketh
And along that road, said scoundrel curs and their canine ways are played out in the lay bys and Country lanes "
In v'ritas, thee speaketh the sooth of t |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yea Sire, I bestow ones inner most moisture upon your mighty sword and yea will I exhale in delight at your greatness in the chamber. Never have I had one so wanton, nor full of inner greatness, want my heart and my living soul upon thy resting place and will give myself completely to you, my master! "
Be still my beating heart!!!
Thou hast given up thy shelter and exposed thy promiscuity.
I embrace thy promiscuity with full glad heart  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""The lady doth protest too much, methinks"
In sooth, t's a lonely road yond i walketh
And along that road, said scoundrel curs and their canine ways are played out in the lay bys and Country lanes
In v'ritas, thee speaketh the sooth of t"
Alas... Thine hast been cut down on thy prime.... A sentence incomplete is a life unfulfilled |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Andddddddd.... I'm spent.... My leige! "
A momentary debilitation no doubt.
Thy profile has much to trumpet from the towers. It is a tome to be reckoned with.
As such, thy force is not spent, it is a force to be reckoned with m'lady... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"She is a harlot and a strumpet but most pleasing on the eye!"
Indeed kind sir. Said strumpet has yet to demonstrate the strumming of the love lute.
Per chance she can make sweet music |
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Not sure about old english, but I do thing that the long S should make a comeback to class up people's messages.
"Hey ?exy, your pics make you look well ?haggable. Fancy coming to my place and I'll ?hove my cock deep in your pu?sy?" |
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Well, that didn't work with the special characters so you'll have to pretend that "f" is a long s.
Hey fexy, your pics make you look well fhaggable. Fancy coming to my place and I'll fhove my cock deep in your pufsy?" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well, that didn't work with the special characters so you'll have to pretend that "f" is a long s.
Hey fexy, your pics make you look well fhaggable. Fancy coming to my place and I'll fhove my cock deep in your pufsy?""
Ahhh.... Is that the equivalent of the German scharfes s?
Loving the poffibilities |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
Harken to me fair maiden of both sin and virtue! Thou hast enthralled me with your attractive bosom and child bearing hips. Seek not to fill the emptiness of thine heart but rather to sate the desires of thy flesh. My loins burn with lust for thee and I crave thine touch.
Shall we Fornicate Under the Consent of the King? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this a tumescent bulge portrait which I see before me, the handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee. I have thee not, and yet I see thee still"
Ahhhh the Scottish play
I'm sure the lady of said play will happily handle your tumescent bulge.... However, I'm not sure Duncan was too happy about it.... He didn't have a happy ending lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Harken to me fair maiden of both sin and virtue! Thou hast enthralled me with your attractive bosom and child bearing hips. Seek not to fill the emptiness of thine heart but rather to sate the desires of thy flesh. My loins burn with lust for thee and I crave thine touch.
Shall we Fornicate Under the Consent of the King? "
Thy hast the worst craft of the bard himself.
Without doubt, many a maiden hast fallen for your lyrical charms.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Harken to me fair maiden of both sin and virtue! Thou hast enthralled me with your attractive bosom and child bearing hips. Seek not to fill the emptiness of thine heart but rather to sate the desires of thy flesh. My loins burn with lust for thee and I crave thine touch.
Shall we Fornicate Under the Consent of the King?
Thy hast the worst craft of the bard himself.
Without doubt, many a maiden hast fallen for your lyrical charms.
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Worst = word...... Oopps lol |
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
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"Andddddddd.... I'm spent.... My leige! "
I am not thy mast'r
nay sir couldst mast'r thee
instead, we couldst only behold upon thy beauty
with a desire yond our souls couldst not filleth |
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
grangemouth |
"Harken to me fair maiden of both sin and virtue! Thou hast enthralled me with your attractive bosom and child bearing hips. Seek not to fill the emptiness of thine heart but rather to sate the desires of thy flesh. My loins burn with lust for thee and I crave thine touch.
Shall we Fornicate Under the Consent of the King?
Thy hast the worst craft of the bard himself.
Without doubt, many a maiden hast fallen for your lyrical charms.
Worst = word...... Oopps lol "
Apologies f'r mineth absence, bacchus and bath didst calleth |
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By (user no longer on site)
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It hast been many moons since mine twistle runneth with water. I was afeared it would'st stay dry for many moons more. But there under'th full moon dost I spied a comely maiden. I approacheth her with devilish intent and mine eye did winketh at her. She paid no heed. I spake to her of how she causeth mine codpiece to heave. She did still ignore mine entreaties. Then she turned her back to me. I espied a sign on her. Coming closer I did read;
'Not seeking gentlemen who'st are without company'. |
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I have previously graced this establishment with my presence, thus I have a knowledgeable understanding of the innate workings of it.
If ye wish to learn anything of my character, all ye need do is pose your query, and I shall aspire to answer thee.
I have made use of all available correspondence on this glorious day, but if you would like to converse further, I encourage you to send word to me of your own volition, post haste!
Wouldst thou care to accept my mighty musket in your ammunition pouch, my sweet?
I'm afraid my meeting with you cannot happen with the mere drop of my hat, as my life is frantically full of to-do, and I mustn't prioritise a carnal rendezvous.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have previously graced this establishment with my presence, thus I have a knowledgeable understanding of the innate workings of it.
If ye wish to learn anything of my character, all ye need do is pose your query, and I shall aspire to answer thee.
I have made use of all available correspondence on this glorious day, but if you would like to converse further, I encourage you to send word to me of your own volition, post haste!
Wouldst thou care to accept my mighty musket in your ammunition pouch, my sweet?
I'm afraid my meeting with you cannot happen with the mere drop of my hat, as my life is frantically full of to-do, and I mustn't prioritise a carnal rendezvous.
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I dost wilt at thine rejection. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I doth my cap to you fair maiden and bid thee a good day. On the morrow I would invite thee to my chambers and into my bed. We shall fornicate until the sun comes up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I bids’t thee, fair maiden, ‘tis thine visage free of cloth that brings’t forth lustful bulge in mine pantaloons.
‘Tis mine only d’sire to dwell betwixt thine thighs with Devilish rod secure ins’t thy love pocket. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I bids’t thee, fair maiden, ‘tis thine visage free of cloth that brings’t forth lustful bulge in mine pantaloons.
‘Tis mine only d’sire to dwell betwixt thine thighs with Devilish rod secure ins’t thy love pocket."
Thine quote "love pocket" is a source of much mirth merryment  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One fears, with these ills bestowed upon thy fair land, ones chamber springs will be deathly still for an eternity One doth gaggeth for a grand seeing-to! |
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"One fears, with these ills bestowed upon thy fair land, ones chamber springs will be deathly still for an eternity One doth gaggeth for a grand seeing-to! "
Once this pestilence has passed much rejoicing and making merry will follow.
And then, fair lady, your desires will be granted and your cup overfloweth.
To Christchurch I march this very evening and shall arrive no later than spring |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Tis a sin that I crave women of moral turpitude. My crime? Viz a viz, fishing for trout in peculiar rivers. For which I received a sound thrashing. And did release my seed on her Bristol and visage. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Tis a sin that I crave women of moral turpitude. My crime? Viz a viz, fishing for trout in peculiar rivers. For which I received a sound thrashing. And did release my seed on her Bristol and visage. "
Got to keep your rod out |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One fears, with these ills bestowed upon thy fair land, ones chamber springs will be deathly still for an eternity One doth gaggeth for a grand seeing-to! "
Whilest pestilence stalks the land thine etchings doth provideth me with much pleasure upon these darkest of nights. |
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