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What household object would you compare your personality to?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I would say I’m like a bulb.

Because I make light of everything.

How about you?

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A ladies wand; I very much like to be inserted into vaginas

(sorry, I just had to lower the tone

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

A vase. I'm hollow and usually empty on side but on special occasions I sometimes get something stuck in my hole.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An old mop cos i tend to soak up everyone else's shite

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple over a year ago

Sunderland

A fridge. Because I'm usually full of food but always have room for more

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

Boiler radiators , i was made to warm and bring hot moments

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Houseplant, nice to have around but not useful for much else

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A quality sofa- great to sit on but if you fancy laying down then all the better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A lamp cos I can brighten up your day. And you can also turn me on , and the longer I'm on the hotter I get

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A multi-function food processor.

I take up a lot of room and hardly ever get used.

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

A candle.. I can light up the dark times but can also burn you if you misuse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A hoover...Good at sucking and full of shit

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Bog brush.

You've seen my hair right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bog brush.

You've seen my hair right?"
didnt wanna say

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blender

Because I'm a little bit of everything all mixed up in one !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A set of old encyclopedias.

Chunky, musty, full of knowledge but ultimately outdated and largely left on the shelf.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

Not exactly a household object but mine does live in the hallway! a bycicle! I'll say no more! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A hoover...Good at sucking and full of shit"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm the chilli sauce in the fridge, makes you sweat and your bumhole hurts in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A temperamental YOYO.

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By *adbod74Man over a year ago

Dudley

The fridge when your bored, I'm exciting and can hold tasty things but also empty and dimly lit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A hoover...Good at sucking and full of shit"
thats a good 1

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

I’m like that bit of fluff that’s constantly under the bed, you know it’s there but can’t be arsed to pick it up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A microwave.. i can make you done in half the time

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By *ensualflingMan over a year ago

A kitchen aid...... spinning around like crazy making a right mess!!

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

A pillow - nice and plump and lovely to snuggle up to!

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