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A question for the fellas and the ladies.
You must choose ONE of the following to have rampant sexual relations with.
Ladies First: Your choices are:
1) Jabba The Hutt from Star Wars
2) Freddy Krueger
Or
3) Me
Chaps - your choices are:
1) A DeWalt Chop Saw
2) A Great White Shark
Or
3) Mildred down my road who has recently just celebrated her 100th birthday
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"Mildred.
Especially if she’s still got some birthday cake left over. "
 It was lovely cake indeed; The fire crew were none too happy about the resulting fire from all the candles though...
She showed me her telegram from the queen after our passionate encounter though which was rather nice  |
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"Ummmmmmm, you OP 
A vote for me at last!  Thank you xxx
You look kinda tasty "
As do you
You may have to forgive me tasting of bird poop tonight though; One of Putin’s prize pigeons was ordered to fly all the way from the Spire of Salisbury Cathedral to dive bomb me.
The mission was a success.....  |
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"I’m going with Freddie. My nails aren’t quite as long but they’re pretty  "
Freddy is fast running away with this and is proving himself to be a major stud here.
Meanwhile Jabba is demanding a recount and is muttering something about Jedi mind tricks will not work on him which I’m assuming is some form of embittered gripe at his lack of votes.
Me? I’m just sulking now |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"I’m going with Freddie. My nails aren’t quite as long but they’re pretty
Freddy is fast running away with this and is proving himself to be a major stud here.
Meanwhile Jabba is demanding a recount and is muttering something about Jedi mind tricks will not work on him which I’m assuming is some form of embittered gripe at his lack of votes.
Me? I’m just sulking now "
Sulking why x I picked you x |
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"I’m going with Freddie. My nails aren’t quite as long but they’re pretty
Freddy is fast running away with this and is proving himself to be a major stud here.
Meanwhile Jabba is demanding a recount and is muttering something about Jedi mind tricks will not work on him which I’m assuming is some form of embittered gripe at his lack of votes.
Me? I’m just sulking now
Sulking why x I picked you x"
True indeed  but tallying up the total votes I’m trailing in last place
Even Mildred has more votes  *sob* |
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"I’m going with Freddie. My nails aren’t quite as long but they’re pretty
Freddy is fast running away with this and is proving himself to be a major stud here.
Meanwhile Jabba is demanding a recount and is muttering something about Jedi mind tricks will not work on him which I’m assuming is some form of embittered gripe at his lack of votes.
Me? I’m just sulking now
Sulking why x I picked you x
True indeed but tallying up the total votes I’m trailing in last place
Even Mildred has more votes *sob* "
Oh ffs; do you want a quick bj?  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"I’m going with Freddie. My nails aren’t quite as long but they’re pretty
Freddy is fast running away with this and is proving himself to be a major stud here.
Meanwhile Jabba is demanding a recount and is muttering something about Jedi mind tricks will not work on him which I’m assuming is some form of embittered gripe at his lack of votes.
Me? I’m just sulking now
Sulking why x I picked you x
True indeed but tallying up the total votes I’m trailing in last place
Even Mildred has more votes *sob* "
Yeah but Mildred was an actress x |
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"I’m going with Freddie. My nails aren’t quite as long but they’re pretty
Freddy is fast running away with this and is proving himself to be a major stud here.
Meanwhile Jabba is demanding a recount and is muttering something about Jedi mind tricks will not work on him which I’m assuming is some form of embittered gripe at his lack of votes.
Me? I’m just sulking now
Sulking why x I picked you x
True indeed but tallying up the total votes I’m trailing in last place
Even Mildred has more votes *sob*
Oh ffs; do you want a quick bj? "
I think that will definitely help; (Yesss! My puppy dog eyes technique never fails) |
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"I’m going with Freddie. My nails aren’t quite as long but they’re pretty
Freddy is fast running away with this and is proving himself to be a major stud here.
Meanwhile Jabba is demanding a recount and is muttering something about Jedi mind tricks will not work on him which I’m assuming is some form of embittered gripe at his lack of votes.
Me? I’m just sulking now
Sulking why x I picked you x
True indeed but tallying up the total votes I’m trailing in last place
Even Mildred has more votes *sob*
Yeah but Mildred was an actress x"
I heard that she was vote rigging here to |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"I’m going with Freddie. My nails aren’t quite as long but they’re pretty
Freddy is fast running away with this and is proving himself to be a major stud here.
Meanwhile Jabba is demanding a recount and is muttering something about Jedi mind tricks will not work on him which I’m assuming is some form of embittered gripe at his lack of votes.
Me? I’m just sulking now
Sulking why x I picked you x
True indeed but tallying up the total votes I’m trailing in last place
Even Mildred has more votes *sob*
Yeah but Mildred was an actress x
I heard that she was vote rigging here to "
Yes she was x |
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"I’m going with Freddie. My nails aren’t quite as long but they’re pretty
Freddy is fast running away with this and is proving himself to be a major stud here.
Meanwhile Jabba is demanding a recount and is muttering something about Jedi mind tricks will not work on him which I’m assuming is some form of embittered gripe at his lack of votes.
Me? I’m just sulking now
Sulking why x I picked you x
True indeed but tallying up the total votes I’m trailing in last place
Even Mildred has more votes *sob*
Oh ffs; do you want a quick bj?
I think that will definitely help; (Yesss! My puppy dog eyes technique never fails) "
Have you washed it?
Hate it when it’s cheesy.  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"I’m going with Freddie. My nails aren’t quite as long but they’re pretty
Freddy is fast running away with this and is proving himself to be a major stud here.
Meanwhile Jabba is demanding a recount and is muttering something about Jedi mind tricks will not work on him which I’m assuming is some form of embittered gripe at his lack of votes.
Me? I’m just sulking now
Sulking why x I picked you x
True indeed but tallying up the total votes I’m trailing in last place
Even Mildred has more votes *sob*
Oh ffs; do you want a quick bj?
I think that will definitely help; (Yesss! My puppy dog eyes technique never fails)
Have you washed it?
Hate it when it’s cheesy. "
He better had |
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"I’m going with Freddie. My nails aren’t quite as long but they’re pretty
Freddy is fast running away with this and is proving himself to be a major stud here.
Meanwhile Jabba is demanding a recount and is muttering something about Jedi mind tricks will not work on him which I’m assuming is some form of embittered gripe at his lack of votes.
Me? I’m just sulking now
Sulking why x I picked you x
True indeed but tallying up the total votes I’m trailing in last place
Even Mildred has more votes *sob*
Oh ffs; do you want a quick bj?
I think that will definitely help; (Yesss! My puppy dog eyes technique never fails)
Have you washed it?
Hate it when it’s cheesy. "
Hold on.....let me just run it under the tap for a second.... |
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"I’m going with Freddie. My nails aren’t quite as long but they’re pretty
Freddy is fast running away with this and is proving himself to be a major stud here.
Meanwhile Jabba is demanding a recount and is muttering something about Jedi mind tricks will not work on him which I’m assuming is some form of embittered gripe at his lack of votes.
Me? I’m just sulking now
Sulking why x I picked you x
True indeed but tallying up the total votes I’m trailing in last place
Even Mildred has more votes *sob*
Oh ffs; do you want a quick bj?
I think that will definitely help; (Yesss! My puppy dog eyes technique never fails)
Have you washed it?
Hate it when it’s cheesy.
Hold on.....let me just run it under the tap for a second.... "
Best sand it down a bit too |
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"I’m going with Freddie. My nails aren’t quite as long but they’re pretty
Freddy is fast running away with this and is proving himself to be a major stud here.
Meanwhile Jabba is demanding a recount and is muttering something about Jedi mind tricks will not work on him which I’m assuming is some form of embittered gripe at his lack of votes.
Me? I’m just sulking now
Sulking why x I picked you x
True indeed but tallying up the total votes I’m trailing in last place
Even Mildred has more votes *sob*
Oh ffs; do you want a quick bj?
I think that will definitely help; (Yesss! My puppy dog eyes technique never fails)
Have you washed it?
Hate it when it’s cheesy.
Hold on.....let me just run it under the tap for a second....
Best sand it down a bit too "
I might require a chisel - it’s a bit worse than I thought..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m going with Freddie. My nails aren’t quite as long but they’re pretty
Freddy is fast running away with this and is proving himself to be a major stud here.
Meanwhile Jabba is demanding a recount and is muttering something about Jedi mind tricks will not work on him which I’m assuming is some form of embittered gripe at his lack of votes.
Me? I’m just sulking now
Sulking why x I picked you x
True indeed but tallying up the total votes I’m trailing in last place
Even Mildred has more votes *sob*
Oh ffs; do you want a quick bj?
I think that will definitely help; (Yesss! My puppy dog eyes technique never fails)
Have you washed it?
Hate it when it’s cheesy.
Hold on.....let me just run it under the tap for a second....
Best sand it down a bit too
I might require a chisel - it’s a bit worse than I thought..... "
Hang on. I have a battery grinder in my handbag. |
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"I’m going with Freddie. My nails aren’t quite as long but they’re pretty
Freddy is fast running away with this and is proving himself to be a major stud here.
Meanwhile Jabba is demanding a recount and is muttering something about Jedi mind tricks will not work on him which I’m assuming is some form of embittered gripe at his lack of votes.
Me? I’m just sulking now
Sulking why x I picked you x
True indeed but tallying up the total votes I’m trailing in last place
Even Mildred has more votes *sob*
Oh ffs; do you want a quick bj?
I think that will definitely help; (Yesss! My puppy dog eyes technique never fails)
Have you washed it?
Hate it when it’s cheesy.
Hold on.....let me just run it under the tap for a second....
Best sand it down a bit too
I might require a chisel - it’s a bit worse than I thought.....
Hang on. I have a battery grinder in my handbag. "
I’ll just brace myself and find something to bite down upon.
Here’s a big lump of cheese I just found in my sink......oh.....wait....  |
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"Ummmmmmm, you OP
A vote for me at last! Thank you xxx
You look kinda tasty
As do you
You may have to forgive me tasting of bird poop tonight though; One of Putin’s prize pigeons was ordered to fly all the way from the Spire of Salisbury Cathedral to dive bomb me.
The mission was a success..... "
Sorry I fell asleep last night 
We should have a shower to clear up the pigeon poop - would you like to soap up my boobs?!  |
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"Ummmmmmm, you OP
A vote for me at last! Thank you xxx
You look kinda tasty
As do you
You may have to forgive me tasting of bird poop tonight though; One of Putin’s prize pigeons was ordered to fly all the way from the Spire of Salisbury Cathedral to dive bomb me.
The mission was a success.....
Sorry I fell asleep last night
We should have a shower to clear up the pigeon poop - would you like to soap up my boobs?! "
That sounds a brilliant idea. Boobies make for the best shower sponges |
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"Depends if the Great White is a male or female. I’ve not got the ghey or owt.  "
The good news is that if you hold on tight during the act, the teeth will be at the other end so you should be safe..... |
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"Mildreds need loving too
She may need a bit of help out the bath to.... "
Rather that than chasing a shark around an ocean or the very thought of a chop saw near my junk  |
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"Ummmmmmm, you OP
A vote for me at last! Thank you xxx
You look kinda tasty
As do you
You may have to forgive me tasting of bird poop tonight though; One of Putin’s prize pigeons was ordered to fly all the way from the Spire of Salisbury Cathedral to dive bomb me.
The mission was a success.....
Sorry I fell asleep last night
We should have a shower to clear up the pigeon poop - would you like to soap up my boobs?!
That sounds a brilliant idea. Boobies make for the best shower sponges "
Soap them up and I'll rub them all over you |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"Il pick you 
Shall we share?
Ohh yes that’s a great idea today’s pic is  lovely lady x
Ohhhhhhh let's share, hurrah! Your pic is pretty damn tasty too "
Thank you il bring my face cloth it might get messy |
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"Il pick you
Shall we share?
Ohh yes that’s a great idea today’s pic is lovely lady x
Ohhhhhhh let's share, hurrah! Your pic is pretty damn tasty too
Thank you il bring my face cloth it might get messy "
Good idea. Sensual and I just had a soapy shower |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Il pick you
Shall we share?
Ohh yes that’s a great idea today’s pic is lovely lady x
Ohhhhhhh let's share, hurrah! Your pic is pretty damn tasty too
Thank you il bring my face cloth it might get messy
Good idea. Sensual and I just had a soapy shower "
Ohh to be in that shower all soapy with you |
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"Il pick you
Shall we share?
Ohh yes that’s a great idea today’s pic is lovely lady x
Ohhhhhhh let's share, hurrah! Your pic is pretty damn tasty too
Thank you il bring my face cloth it might get messy
Good idea. Sensual and I just had a soapy shower
Ohh to be in that shower all soapy with you "
Come and join us, three isn't a crowd |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Il pick you
Shall we share?
Ohh yes that’s a great idea today’s pic is lovely lady x
Ohhhhhhh let's share, hurrah! Your pic is pretty damn tasty too
Thank you il bring my face cloth it might get messy
Good idea. Sensual and I just had a soapy shower
Ohh to be in that shower all soapy with you
Come and join us, three isn't a crowd "
Perfect |
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"Il pick you "
Thank you I think that vote now edges me just ahead of Jabba in the rankings.
In revenge though, he has just deployed the fearsome Rancor from the pit which is presently bashing on my roof... |
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