I am with you on this one. Being a scuba diver and with my love of the ocean & all things aquatic I would have to be a sea creature, and Dolphins are clever & sociable animals who actually have sex for pleasure as well as procreation! So that also would be right up my street!

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By *ewsub4dommeMan over a year ago

thirsk

A wolf

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By *hloevtTV/TS over a year ago

norwich

A little otter, I hat being cold

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A Seagull so i could crap on people's heads and steal their chips

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A Honey Badger because they are cute and little Bad-asses !!

i knew a honey badger once.

it was her way or no way

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Domestic cat. Sleep, cuddles, eat, chase things. Repeat!

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

Definitely a cat and I would let humans live in my house with me and they would be at my beck and call

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Koala bear

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS over a year ago

doncaster

A panda , there cuddly and vegetarians

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By *ear in the chairMan over a year ago

yeah there

A giraffe, have you seen what they can do with their tongues

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Dolphin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dolphin"

Your pic is making me hungry

Another one for Dolphin!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A wasp so I can be more annoying and despised than I am now

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Dolphin

Your pic is making me hungry

Another one for Dolphin!"

We could have a dolphin pod

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple over a year ago

Back of the bins.

The boy would like to be a cat, coming and going as he pleases, lying on the bed etc.

Kitty would like to be a duck as she likes bread...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The boy would like to be a cat, coming and going as he pleases, lying on the bed etc.

Kitty would like to be a duck as she likes bread..."

Omg all the cake lovers will want to be ducks now

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman over a year ago

Club Meets Only

A tardigrade

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By *mooth Operator 07Man over a year ago

in the deep mist of the valleys

Dolphin is my favourite, however i would like to be a golden eagle.

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

Octopus or manta ray - both underwater beauties

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple over a year ago

Coventry

My Cat, he lives the good life. Freedom, food, warmth and lots of cuddles all on his terms.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A dolphin who splashes around in the deep blue sea.x

Sex for pleasure,that's what humans did once, before 2020

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A husky, just because I bloody love the one I’ve got

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By *cotguy39Man over a year ago

perth

A bull

Get put in a field to lazy about and eat then the farmer puts you in with the cows and says do your best

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By *issmorganWoman over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Maybe a red panda, cos they're just cute and funny.

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By *antasticMrsFoxMan over a year ago

Exeter

A budgie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dolphin

Your pic is making me hungry

Another one for Dolphin!

We could have a dolphin pod

We could indeed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Maybe a Pterodactyl called Terry

a "Terry - dactyl"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tiger...or an Eagle...rock paper scissors ....Tiger ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

South Californian Sea Otter.

They wrap themselves in Sea Kelp and just float in the sea off California, dozing!

Then when they get hungry or horny, they unwrap themselves and swim down the Kelp where there's plenty of what they fancy.

If Karma is a thing, that has to be the top reward for a good life right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A Honey Badger because they are cute and little Bad-asses !!

i knew a honey badger once.

it was her way or no way

They are quite stubborn I think!!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

Sea gull, I know it is not an animal.

So much easier to shit in people, then steal their food

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By *ockosaurusMan over a year ago

Warwick

Dinosaur! Rarr!

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By *ockosaurusMan over a year ago

Warwick

"Dinosaur! Rarr! "

I've really been watching too much Peppa Pig with my daughter!

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By *ockosaurusMan over a year ago

Warwick

"Sea gull, I know it is not an animal.

So much easier to shit in people, then steal their food"

Sea gull not an animal?

Is it a fruit?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dolphin

Your pic is making me hungry

Another one for Dolphin!

We could have a dolphin pod

We could indeed."

Yes

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By *ittleRed18Woman over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Maybe a red panda, cos they're just cute and funny. "

Me too! They are just chill as fuck too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Maybe a red panda, cos they're just cute and funny.

Me too! They are just chill as fuck too!

Little and red just like you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sea gull, I know it is not an animal.

So much easier to shit in people, then steal their food

Sea gull not an animal?

Is it a fruit? "

A fruit bat might be

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A tiger

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By *aastyKnixWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Given you'd die as an animal of old age..(not attacked)

Me...a Giraffe...so I could look down on the neighbours

I'd be an Orca ( like a big Dolphin).As long as I avoid humans I'd be guaranteed to die of old age (not attacked). Nobody messes with Orcas,not even sharks. Plus they roam for thousands of miles, plenty of variety of scenery.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Similar to above..I'd come back as a female whale..with a 52 Hz whale call...so the "loneliest whale" would have a reply to cheer him up..poor lad..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A pig. Apparently their orgasm lasts half an hour, I’d want to find out how true this is.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hyena

No reasoning just fancied a laugh

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By *uvhandle20Man over a year ago

SE London

A tom cat. You sleep all day, eat when you like, shag all the cats in the neighbourhood, everybody likes to cuddle with you and no one expects you to follow orders

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