Bob has used 'cockwombke' for as long as I've known him, but since the Orange one got elected over the pond, peeps now think he stole it from others ( which winds him RIGHT the fuck up

)

I use 'fathead', blind rudolph* why

* No eye deer

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Surely "polite insult" is a contradiction in terms?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gormless oaf

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By *ewsub4dommeMan over a year ago

thirsk

Dumbass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""dick"

Always my go to insult

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You are "epicly stupid" or a "crapaholic" and you are talking absolute "crubbish".

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS over a year ago

doncaster

Twit or get

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I like fuckwit but I'm much too nice to use it.

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Weapon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dandy fop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You obsequious little man... as a welder though I can ramp it up a notch if that doesn't have the desired effect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cockwombling wankspangle"

Works well for me.

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By *arex2Couple over a year ago

Bradford

""Cockwombling wankspangle"

Works well for me."

Muppet.

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By *ollycouple71Couple over a year ago

manchester

"Fucktard

Fuck wit

Knob

Bell End

Tool

Pleb

No rude ones!"

Numb Nuts x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I have to avoid swears, I tend to go for ‘muppet’.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I go really old school when I must restrain myself.

Good grief, really, foolish, etc.

It's all in the tone of voice (in my head if necessary)

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman over a year ago

London

"You obsequious little man... as a welder though I can ramp it up a notch if that doesn't have the desired effect

My son was 9 and wearing glasses, he constantly got called four eyes. The insult wasn't the problem but the relentlessnes of it drove him bonkers.

I offered him the retort of 'I'd rather have four eyes than four brain cells' and quick as a flash he replied

"I'm not wasting that on those too stupid to appreciate it"

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"You obsequious little man... as a welder though I can ramp it up a notch if that doesn't have the desired effect

My son was 9 and wearing glasses, he constantly got called four eyes. The insult wasn't the problem but the relentlessnes of it drove him bonkers.

I offered him the retort of 'I'd rather have four eyes than four brain cells' and quick as a flash he replied

"I'm not wasting that on those too stupid to appreciate it""

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