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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Smooth like custard, or lumpy like rice pudding?

Mr Mystiques feels like warm rice pudding when he fills my asshole. Kind of a bit like lumpy soup, ya know when you break up bread and put it in your soup?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

And if you have anything negative you say you can cuck my rice pudding filled asshole xxx

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By *irth VaderMan  over a year ago

glasgow

Mine tends to vary in consistency. If it’s been a few days when it can be thick and a gooey texture that could be mistaken for lumps but other times it’s more milky than creamy.

Perhaps fluid intake and/or diet influence this but I don’t know.

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By *irth VaderMan  over a year ago

glasgow


"And if you have anything negative you say you can cuck my rice pudding filled asshole xxx"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mine tends to vary in consistency. If it’s been a few days when it can be thick and a gooey texture that could be mistaken for lumps but other times it’s more milky than creamy.

Perhaps fluid intake and/or diet influence this but I don’t know. "

So kinda like a smoothie?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mines like a warm custard. One you've heated up in the microwave for your pudding and then left the rest on the side and forgotten about. Then you go to pour it on your seconds and it's a little bit lumpy and a little bit runny but still tastes great... especially the chewy bits

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By *orace99Man  over a year ago

York

Mine isn't the same as pre vasectomy but didn't return to its former glory post reversal.

Odd but true

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By *irth VaderMan  over a year ago

glasgow


"Mine tends to vary in consistency. If it’s been a few days when it can be thick and a gooey texture that could be mistaken for lumps but other times it’s more milky than creamy.

Perhaps fluid intake and/or diet influence this but I don’t know.

So kinda like a smoothie?"

Like hand soap. I do believe a lot of models use that instead of jizz for their pictures.

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Babe you know I have issues surrounding the viscosity of my sex piss

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By *reywolf_18Man  over a year ago

ayr

Not thick like rice pudding, more like - as you said - a smoothie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mine tends to vary in consistency. If it’s been a few days when it can be thick and a gooey texture that could be mistaken for lumps but other times it’s more milky than creamy.

Perhaps fluid intake and/or diet influence this but I don’t know.

So kinda like a smoothie?

Like hand soap. I do believe a lot of models use that instead of jizz for their pictures. "

I'd say mine is like hand gel. Thick and gooey if it's been awhile.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have you ever seen Turner and hooch?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Babe you know I have issues surrounding the viscosity of my sex piss "

I’m sorry my love

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you ever seen Turner and hooch? "

The bit where he shags his dog?

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By *RSTCouple  over a year ago

S. Northants

Warm, smooth, pearly custard.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mine tends to vary in consistency. If it’s been a few days when it can be thick and a gooey texture that could be mistaken for lumps but other times it’s more milky than creamy.

Perhaps fluid intake and/or diet influence this but I don’t know.

So kinda like a smoothie?"

mine definitely like a smoothie. Been told it tastes like pineapples

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

mines melted off womens faces

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"mines melted off womens faces "

Jesus Christ

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By *oxychick35Couple  over a year ago

thornaby

I’d contact my doctor if mine had lumps in it lol

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By *irth VaderMan  over a year ago

glasgow


"mines melted off womens faces "

Aye. In magazines.

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Mine has the consistency of cement.

Need any slabs laid anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Smooth and creamy

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By *J GeminiTV/TS  over a year ago

Northumberland

Mine varies from thick and lumpy to smooth , but always tastes sweet to me ,

Xx

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By *imbobaMan  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Mine tends to vary in consistency. If it’s been a few days when it can be thick and a gooey texture that could be mistaken for lumps but other times it’s more milky than creamy.

Perhaps fluid intake and/or diet influence this but I don’t know.

So kinda like a smoothie?

Like hand soap. I do believe a lot of models use that instead of jizz for their pictures. "

Damn. My hand soap is pink!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you ever seen Turner and hooch?

The bit where he shags his dog? "

Clearly you like watching a different type of film, don't be getting caught sniffing dogs asses in the park.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I always seen mine as kinda pettis foulis (forgive the spelling)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The forum topics are becoming somewhat out there..........

I originally thought this was about joining the merchant navy!

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By *unkym34Man  over a year ago

London

Will be like wall paper paste as it’s been a few days lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I can’t believe I made this thread. It’s made me feel sick

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You can pick mine up with 2 fingers

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By *cooby5555Man  over a year ago

galway

Mines like cock snot lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m quite partial to a bit of man juice... but this thread might have put me off for life

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mines like a warm custard. One you've heated up in the microwave for your pudding and then left the rest on the side and forgotten about. Then you go to pour it on your seconds and it's a little bit lumpy and a little bit runny but still tastes great... especially the chewy bits "

Sounds delish!

Usually my preference when it comes to it, I love it when guys have it milky or like custard. Lumpy or too thick isn’t a fave

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

not sure how i would describe mine probably smooth custard lol i put a new pic up maybe you could rate it for me

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

OK OK she went a bit OTT with her description

The first 4 pumps are a bit rice pudding like. The 7 pumps after are nice smooth jets.

It’s like I need to clear my pipes more often

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"OK OK she went a bit OTT with her description

The first 4 pumps are a bit rice pudding like. The 7 pumps after are nice smooth jets.

It’s like I need to clear my pipes more often "

Twice a day

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