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I tried enticing them with sensual, Marmite themed sex wherein I would smear this most glorious nectar of the Gods upon my ridged shaft for her to lick off.
Only one bloody reply! (she told me to fuck off)   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I tried enticing them with sensual, Marmite themed sex wherein I would smear this most glorious nectar of the Gods upon my ridged shaft for her to lick off.
Only one bloody reply! (she told me to fuck off) "
They don't seem to know a good thing when they see it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The broccoli crowd are more into kale these days.
You could change approach completely and offer cake! "
Should I change my profile, tweek it a bit? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The broccoli crowd are more into kale these days.
You could change approach completely and offer cake!
Should I change my profile, tweek it a bit? "
Can't see anything wrong with your profile tbh. It's obviously not you ... |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"The broccoli crowd are more into kale these days.
You could change approach completely and offer cake!
Should I change my profile, tweek it a bit?
Can't see anything wrong with your profile tbh. It's obviously not you ..."
Yeah, it's just the women being full of themselves. Don't take it to heart OP. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The broccoli crowd are more into kale these days.
You could change approach completely and offer cake!
Should I change my profile, tweek it a bit?
Can't see anything wrong with your profile tbh. It's obviously not you ...
Yeah, it's just the women being full of themselves. Don't take it to heart OP."
Awwww thanks _eli x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The infectious proposition is never the most alluring. Just offer to clean cars - not valet on the inside  - then jet wash yourself, to get a cuppa and a smile  "
Sophie your such a slut x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I send lovely messages, with promise of broccoli and kisses but alas no response, even after checking my profile out
What's wrong with me(sad face)
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Offer cauliflour and I'm all over that like a tramp on chips!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It’s obvious to me that they don’t like what they see
I should know I don’t get many replies from women or couples
Just one of them things "
I don't know how to reply to that |
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"Oh Dashy McDashface, you need to watch my videos pickleplum 
I can't I'm not a site supporter or believe me I would, dick out and everything"
Ha! They're soooooooo hot and you get to see me fuck myself with a marrow  |
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"I send lovely messages, with promise of broccoli and kisses but alas no response, even after checking my profile out
What's wrong with me(sad face)
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Typical bloody men think they can just flash a bit of brocolli and a woman will go week at the knees. I bet your gallery is full of salad pics. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The broccoli crowd are more into kale these days.
You could change approach completely and offer cake!
Should I change my profile, tweek it a bit?
Can't see anything wrong with your profile tbh. It's obviously not you ...
Yeah, it's just the women being full of themselves. Don't take it to heart OP."
Some women just don't know what's good for them  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh Dashy McDashface, you need to watch my videos pickleplum
I can't I'm not a site supporter or believe me I would, dick out and everything
Ha! They're soooooooo hot and you get to see me fuck myself with a marrow "
Damn you woman!! , I didn't want to part with my money  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I send lovely messages, with promise of broccoli and kisses but alas no response, even after checking my profile out
What's wrong with me(sad face)
Typical bloody men think they can just flash a bit of brocolli and a woman will go week at the knees. I bet your gallery is full of salad pics. "
Chick love salad, fact |
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"Oh Dashy McDashface, you need to watch my videos pickleplum
I can't I'm not a site supporter or believe me I would, dick out and everything
Ha! They're soooooooo hot and you get to see me fuck myself with a marrow
Damn you woman!! , I didn't want to part with my money "
Ok I lied.
You don't even see a glimpse of floof. And that's the truth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Straight guys just don’t get how brutal messages from 100+ guys a day is when most of them are just “hi,cam, fuck” you need to put something to stand out try telling a joke or something or study a profile too see what they like use this to form a message |
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"I send lovely messages, with promise of broccoli and kisses but alas no response, even after checking my profile out
What's wrong with me(sad face)
Offer cauliflour and I'm all over that like a tramp on chips!! "
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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago
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"The broccoli crowd are more into kale these days.
You could change approach completely and offer cake!
Should I change my profile, tweek it a bit?
Can't see anything wrong with your profile tbh. It's obviously not you .Women are ..Inundated with messages as opposed to us eejits only get ten a month lol
Yeah, it's just the women being full of themselves. Don't take it to heart OP.
Some women just don't know what's good for them "
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"Oh Dashy McDashface, you need to watch my videos pickleplum
I can't I'm not a site supporter or believe me I would, dick out and everything
Ha! They're soooooooo hot and you get to see me fuck myself with a marrow
Damn you woman!! , I didn't want to part with my money
Ok I lied.
You don't even see a glimpse of floof. And that's the truth "
No wonder with a marrow in the way  |
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Update: I decided to change my approach a tad in the hope for some illicit liaisons.
I propositioned a lady but compromised by substituting Marmite for Bovril on my throbbing phallus.
Again though - the wench blocked me!!!
Bloody Karen’s on this site!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Update: I decided to change my approach a tad in the hope for some illicit liaisons.
I propositioned a lady but compromised by substituting Marmite for Bovril on my throbbing phallus.
Again though - the wench blocked me!!!
Bloody Karen’s on this site!
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Bitch! |
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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago
Shangri-la |
"Update: I decided to change my approach a tad in the hope for some illicit liaisons.
I propositioned a lady but compromised by substituting Marmite for Bovril on my throbbing phallus.
Again though - the wench blocked me!!!
Bloody Karen’s on this site!
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Ooh Bovril... Meaty! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Try thinking of them as "women" not "females" when you're sending messages. It's a small but important difference and may help your words be more attractive to them! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Try thinking of them as "women" not "females" when you're sending messages. It's a small but important difference and may help your words be more attractive to them!"
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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago
north and south |
"Try thinking of them as "women" not "females" when you're sending messages. It's a small but important difference and may help your words be more attractive to them!
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All models i think of dolly Mixtures |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've got a question:
Why don't people read the myriad of answers to this exact question that has been asked here and will be asked ...ad infinitum?
Honestly, I've been away from here for 4 years and the same question is still being asked daily ..in fact there are currently 2 or more versions of this same thread floating about...
Who cares if someone doesn't answer?
News flash ..perhaps they don't fancy you, or they don't like you profile or pictures.
Move on, it's tedious. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've got a question:
Why don't people read the myriad of answers to this exact question that has been asked here and will be asked ...ad infinitum?
Honestly, I've been away from here for 4 years and the same question is still being asked daily ..in fact there are currently 2 or more versions of this same thread floating about...
Who cares if someone doesn't answer?
News flash ..perhaps they don't fancy you, or they don't like you profile or pictures.
Move on, it's tedious. "
Haha a lack of something is missing here |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've got a question:
Why don't people read the myriad of answers to this exact question that has been asked here and will be asked ...ad infinitum?
Honestly, I've been away from here for 4 years and the same question is still being asked daily ..in fact there are currently 2 or more versions of this same thread floating about...
Who cares if someone doesn't answer?
News flash ..perhaps they don't fancy you, or they don't like you profile or pictures.
Move on, it's tedious.
Haha a lack of something is missing here "
And yet you took the time to write all that on a thread you find tedious |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I send lovely messages, with promise of broccoli and kisses but alas no response, even after checking my profile out
What's wrong with me(sad face)
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I know your pain I even use cake and dont get any luck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lol, can't believe that such a well written profile gets nil response, that said it better than some on here such as:
"Will fill in later" or "Just ask"
At least it made me laugh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lol, can't believe that such a well written profile gets nil response, that said it better than some on here such as:
"Will fill in later" or "Just ask"
At least it made me laugh"
Some people thought I was serious, see some of above posts |
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"I send lovely messages, with promise of broccoli and kisses but alas no response, even after checking my profile out
What's wrong with me(sad face)
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I will ALWAYS respond to the promise of broccoli (especially it there is cheese on top). No idea why so few men realize this. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""SCUM SUCKING FILTH PIGS, YOU'RE ALL SNAKES WITH TITS!!" Wow, just wow.
Why you saying wow?
Because I couldn't believe what I've just read. "
Haha how cute, you do realise it's a joke for the forums |
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"I send lovely messages, with promise of broccoli and kisses but alas no response, even after checking my profile out
What's wrong with me(sad face)
I will ALWAYS respond to the promise of broccoli (especially it there is cheese on top). No idea why so few men realize this."
That said--I also read profiles. Sometimes not even broccoli is enough.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""SCUM SUCKING FILTH PIGS, YOU'RE ALL SNAKES WITH TITS!!" Wow, just wow.
Shame really, you were having such a positive day according to your status "
He's cute |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I get quite alot of replies
But if I dont it's because I'm not their type, or my message was boring and unoriginal or 100 other possible reasons.
Just accept it and move on, and try to make more of an effort |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I send lovely messages, with promise of broccoli and kisses but alas no response, even after checking my profile out
What's wrong with me(sad face)
I will ALWAYS respond to the promise of broccoli (especially it there is cheese on top). No idea why so few men realize this.
That said--I also read profiles. Sometimes not even broccoli is enough...."
What!!! How dare you woman |
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"I've got a question:
Why don't people read the myriad of answers to this exact question that has been asked here and will be asked ...ad infinitum?
Honestly, I've been away from here for 4 years and the same question is still being asked daily ..in fact there are currently 2 or more versions of this same thread floating about...
Who cares if someone doesn't answer?
News flash ..perhaps they don't fancy you, or they don't like you profile or pictures.
Move on, it's tedious.
Haha a lack of something is missing here
And yet you took the time to write all that on a thread you find tedious "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I send lovely messages, with promise of broccoli and kisses but alas no response, even after checking my profile out
What's wrong with me(sad face)
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Have you tried swapping out the broccoli for cabbage? I totally prefer a cabbage |
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