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When I was a child I did somewhat bizarrely enjoy cutting Mars-bars into little bite sized pieces.
I loved looking at the chocolate/caramel/nougat strata.
I also had a thing for nibbling around the peripheral ‘crust’ of Cheddar biscuits.
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Nibble both ends of each stick, then the sides, then the top and then devour the rest! The only way other than, nibbling off both ends and using it as a straw to suck up good coffee. Softens to a melt and then chuck it in your gob haha. Have a break, have a kit cat! The new lemon drizzle’s are the shizzle! |
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"Nibble both ends of each stick, then the sides, then the top and then devour the rest! The only way other than, nibbling off both ends and using it as a straw to suck up good coffee. Softens to a melt and then chuck it in your gob haha. Have a break, have a kit cat! The new lemon drizzle’s are the shizzle! "
Currently sucking an orange twirl |
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I got called an animal too, for exactly the same reasons, just bite, chew and swallow, no faffing about, just eat it.
Maltesers however are a completely different ball game, gotta roll em round in yer mouth n suck the chocolate off slowly, mmmmmmmm. |
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Finger at a time. Nibbling the top layer of chocolate then layer by layer of wafer without trying to break it
Four fingers are too much though, 2 are more than enough
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"I got called an animal too, for exactly the same reasons, just bite, chew and swallow, no faffing about, just eat it.
Maltesers however are a completely different ball game, gotta roll em round in yer mouth n suck the chocolate off slowly, mmmmmmmm. "
I'm probaly an animal too then !!
Now Milky-ways ... I've got my ways because that is pure perfection!! |
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I used to do some work at the factory in York
You could make a donation to charity and they would make you a 4 bar Kit Kat that was over a foot long and you you could have your name on the red outer wrapper |
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"Bite the ends off each finger and then suck coffee through it Luke a straw! Same with Twix..... Dreamy!! 
Now I do bite the ends off of twix bars !! "
Any biscuity choc bar is the same....!! And doesn't make you feel half as guilty because, well, you're just drinking coffee, right??! |
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"Snap it up widthways in the packet. Then you have a bunch of mini toblerone when you open it.
Mini white Toblerone are sex! "
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"Oh first I smooth the foil over the writing on the chocolate, then I run my nail across the foil, then eat each finger individually!"
You’re a living breathing Kit-Kat advert! |
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Fear not, I to eat them sans any etiquette whatsoever. Breaking them? Nah! Straight down the cakehole 
