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Bum hole colour!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like to use a blue Sharpie, as I find it complements my haemorrhoids  "
I might try that
They are only semi permanent arent they?
So i could change the colour depending on my dates preference.
Cool |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"I like to use a blue Sharpie, as I find it complements my haemorrhoids
I might try that
They are only semi permanent arent they?
So i could change the colour depending on my dates preference.
Cool"
Sharpies are available in so many pretty colours now; even glittery ones! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like to use a blue Sharpie, as I find it complements my haemorrhoids
I might try that
They are only semi permanent arent they?
So i could change the colour depending on my dates preference.
Cool
Sharpies are available in so many pretty colours now; even glittery ones! "
Surely your not being serious about the whole sharpie thing  Lol |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"I like to use a blue Sharpie, as I find it complements my haemorrhoids
I might try that
They are only semi permanent arent they?
So i could change the colour depending on my dates preference.
Cool
Sharpies are available in so many pretty colours now; even glittery ones!
Surely your not being serious about the whole sharpie thing Lol"
...absolutely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like to use a blue Sharpie, as I find it complements my haemorrhoids
I might try that
They are only semi permanent arent they?
So i could change the colour depending on my dates preference.
Cool
Sharpies are available in so many pretty colours now; even glittery ones!
Surely your not being serious about the whole sharpie thing Lol
...absolutely"
Nah lol ive heard of bleaching but not sharpie lmao |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Imagine if the sharpie thing caught on! Wonder what it would be like to have tattooed  "
You could have the sun tsttooed around your arse. Or a rainbow.
The sun could shine from your arse, or you could shit rainbows... |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"If I bend over, could someone please describe my rectal status to me?
Of course. Pop round
I promise to wet wipe first so you won’t get any unpleasant surprises whilst inspecting....  "
Rachael could colour it in while she's there, too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s your preference Pink or brown bumhole?
And what colour is yours?!?
Didn’t pay much attention until it was mentioned and now I always check haha
My personal favourite colour is cerise pink!
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And some people say the forums are dumbing down. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I bend over, could someone please describe my rectal status to me?
Of course. Pop round
I promise to wet wipe first so you won’t get any unpleasant surprises whilst inspecting....
Rachael could colour it in while she's there, too "
I have a fine selection of sharpie pens. Glittered ones too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As a older guy who has never used ass bleach I would say well peteinered rusty even. Not to keen on the ovenready look. But if any of you nice ladies are offering a butt pampering session I could be persuaded. Most be local though. |
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I’ve decided that I would like to paint my bum hole (or at least get someone else to).
I’ve opted for a pretty yellow sun design with my anus as the centre with little colourful Telly Tubbies frolicking around beneath it (possibly the latter ingeniously utilising my hanging bollocks).
Any artists here up for the job?
No?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve decided that I would like to paint my bum hole (or at least get someone else to).
I’ve opted for a pretty yellow sun design with my anus as the centre with little colourful Telly Tubbies frolicking around beneath it (possibly the latter ingeniously utilising my hanging bollocks).
Any artists here up for the job?
No?
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I’ll do it  |
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"I’ve decided that I would like to paint my bum hole (or at least get someone else to).
I’ve opted for a pretty yellow sun design with my anus as the centre with little colourful Telly Tubbies frolicking around beneath it (possibly the latter ingeniously utilising my hanging bollocks).
Any artists here up for the job?
No?
I’ll do it "
 I knew I could count on you gorgeous
I shall now bend over.
Just one request: Could you warm your paint brushes and the paint a tad before applying it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve decided that I would like to paint my bum hole (or at least get someone else to).
I’ve opted for a pretty yellow sun design with my anus as the centre with little colourful Telly Tubbies frolicking around beneath it (possibly the latter ingeniously utilising my hanging bollocks).
Any artists here up for the job?
No?
I’ll do it
I knew I could count on you gorgeous
I shall now bend over.
Just one request: Could you warm your paint brushes and the paint a tad before applying it? "
Of course  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you reached the point where the colour of your arsehole comes into consideration then it’s a sad day!  "
Probably cos I was asking him about his bum hole today! |
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"If you reached the point where the colour of your arsehole comes into consideration then it’s a sad day! "
My bumhole is cerise pink and looks Like a Mouses ear hahah
Its more directed at the giver of any arrangement/relationship. You know when your doing doggie and you look down to watch your cock slide in and out! No one wants to see a rusty wagon wheel winking at them......or do they haha
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"If you reached the point where the colour of your arsehole comes into consideration then it’s a sad day!
Probably cos I was asking him about his bum hole today! "
Can we just make this clear there was no talk about my bumhole colour!! Only if it would fit over Annie’s nose |
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By (user no longer on site)
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100% sure that if someone at that very moment in time is ANYWHERE near your bumhole, whatever the colour, at that very EXACT moment they're not going to turn around and say..
"Sorry Beryl, I only like slightly tainted bumholes. Yours is just too pink. Goodbye"
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"100% sure that if someone at that very moment in time is ANYWHERE near your bumhole, whatever the colour, at that very EXACT moment they're not going to turn around and say..
"Sorry Beryl, I only like slightly tainted bumholes. Yours is just too pink. Goodbye"
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I know of at least 2 separate occasions this has happened! One of which my old house mate told a girl to leave
Hopefully now bumhole colour awareness has been addressed on fab the brown bumhole will slowly fade away! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ha ha can just imagain the look I would get if I said I was going to get my trap door waxed and bleached, the fab peeps insist.
Should of seen the look I got for considering a massage for my knackered rotator cuff,proper massage not a rub 'n tug. |
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"Ha ha can just imagain the look I would get if I said I was going to get my trap door waxed and bleached, the fab peeps insist.
Should of seen the look I got for considering a massage for my knackered rotator cuff,proper massage not a rub 'n tug."
Double dare you to get all for in quick succession haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I bend over, could someone please describe my rectal status to me?
Of course. Pop round
I promise to wet wipe first so you won’t get any unpleasant surprises whilst inspecting....
Rachael could colour it in while she's there, too
I have a fine selection of sharpie pens. Glittered ones too "
What a wrong with good old-fashioned Dulux matt emulsion and a small roller??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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True story. When my sister was 17 doing beauty therapy she came home from college and was like right let me bleach your bum hole, I just let her get on with it whilst I watched emmerdale. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"True story. When my sister was 17 doing beauty therapy she came home from college and was like right let me bleach your bum hole, I just let her get on with it whilst I watched emmerdale. "
Anus Brearly |
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It's only just 8.30 in the morning and I already feel like I've had enough Internet for today....
Is this really a consideration these days? Personally, as long as it's clean and the owner is happy for me to go at it with my tongue, I couldn't care less what colour her starfish is |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"100% sure that if someone at that very moment in time is ANYWHERE near your bumhole, whatever the colour, at that very EXACT moment they're not going to turn around and say..
"Sorry Beryl, I only like slightly tainted bumholes. Yours is just too pink. Goodbye"
I know of at least 2 separate occasions this has happened! One of which my old house mate told a girl to leave
Hopefully now bumhole colour awareness has been addressed on fab the brown bumhole will slowly fade away!"
Is that the version of events your housemate told you  . Not that he couldn’t get hard and was embarrassed  as she was bored waiting |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"True story. When my sister was 17 doing beauty therapy she came home from college and was like right let me bleach your bum hole, I just let her get on with it whilst I watched emmerdale. "
That is truly disgusting and quite dreadful in my view.
How can anyone watch Emmerdale? |
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By *onnnie72Man
over a year ago
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"I like to use a blue Sharpie, as I find it complements my haemorrhoids
I might try that
They are only semi permanent arent they?
So i could change the colour depending on my dates preference.
Cool
Sharpies are available in so many pretty colours now; even glittery ones!
Surely your not being serious about the whole sharpie thing Lol
...absolutely
Nah lol ive heard of bleaching but not sharpie lmao"
Is that changing your ring tone ???? |
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"True story. When my sister was 17 doing beauty therapy she came home from college and was like right let me bleach your bum hole, I just let her get on with it whilst I watched emmerdale.
That is truly disgusting and quite dreadful in my view.
How can anyone watch Emmerdale? "
Hahahahaha Hahahaha defo weirder things have happened between families in wales |
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You need to get out more!
And btw the confessional needs a return. I have sins to expunge 
bum holes. 
