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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Not about anything in particular.

Just give me some random advice!

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

Just follow my advice , don't follow my advice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t eat apple seeds or apple trees will grow in your tumtum

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Never urinate into an oncoming wind

(I have scientifically validated this one....)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont mistake hand sanitiser for lube......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never eat yellow snow.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't step on a, crack or you'll fall and break your back

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple over a year ago

Cardiff

Never argue with a woman, you will come off worse!

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't piss into the wind.

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Dont mistake hand sanitiser for lube......"

Or superglue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When your heads on the money , your famous

When the moneys on your head , get out of town

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By *hyguy187Man over a year ago

Maybe near to you!

Never put your hand where you wouldn't put your cock!

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Make backups of your laptop/desktop. One of the drives started making clicking noises and has failed. Luckily I have backups!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The quieter you become, the more you'll hear

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Always remember to pack your parachute when skydiving (unless you are Superman)

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By *etnetWoman over a year ago

birmingham

Never leave the house without a toothbrush or spare pants.

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By *etnetWoman over a year ago

birmingham

Never leave the house without a toothbrush or spare pants.

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"The quieter you become, the more you'll hear"

‘The wise old owl sat in the Oak,

The more he heard, the less he spoke.

The less he spoke, the more he heard,

Now wasn’t he a wise old bird’

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By *inkylipsWoman over a year ago

Debauchery

Always wear your best underwear incase you get hit by a car

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Don't wave your dick at a barking dog

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

Know when to hold them, know when to fold them, know when to walk away, know when to run.

You never count your money when you’re sitting at the table, they’ll be time enough for counting, when the dealings done.

Don’t play cards for money..much too complicated

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you ever die at the gym, get someone to put more weights on the bar on and then call the ambulance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lick a battery once a day

Wakes you up

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By *Jones19Man over a year ago

Evesham, Worcester, Pershore

Never take points off the board

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"If you ever die at the gym, get someone to put more weights on the bar on and then call the ambulance

One goes out with bragging rights

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t play with polar bears

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