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Give your DOG or CAT a school report !
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Snoopy(English setter)..
Does not pay attention.Ever.
Seems to find 'giving a paw' and higher mathematics both beyond his comprehension.
Must try harder ! |
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Bernard - Patterdale
Bernard is easily distracted and ruled by his stomach. Very disruptive and communicative before lunch but no attention span thereafter. It would seem that Bernard would prefer to nap rather than debate the laws of physics.
Overall he must try harder if he is to shake off the title of naughty Patterdale this term. Ps he still widdles in the corner when he feels particularly ignored. |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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"Bernard - Patterdale
Bernard is easily distracted and ruled by his stomach. Very disruptive and communicative before lunch but no attention span thereafter. It would seem that Bernard would prefer to nap rather than debate the laws of physics.
Overall he must try harder if he is to shake off the title of naughty Patterdale this term. Ps he still widdles in the corner when he feels particularly ignored."
At least he's not called a Twatterdale like mine  |
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"Bernard - Patterdale
Bernard is easily distracted and ruled by his stomach. Very disruptive and communicative before lunch but no attention span thereafter. It would seem that Bernard would prefer to nap rather than debate the laws of physics.
Overall he must try harder if he is to shake off the title of naughty Patterdale this term. Ps he still widdles in the corner when he feels particularly ignored.
At least he's not called a Twatterdale like mine "
He is now!! Brilliant |
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This young mans behaviour has drastically improved over the last year, no high heels or post have been eaten over this period.
His eyes however, are very sad and persuasive on times causing him to bribe copious snacks and treats.
He is also the best hot water bottle and best friend ever.
He will go far!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bernard - Patterdale
Bernard is easily distracted and ruled by his stomach. Very disruptive and communicative before lunch but no attention span thereafter. It would seem that Bernard would prefer to nap rather than debate the laws of physics.
Overall he must try harder if he is to shake off the title of naughty Patterdale this term. Ps he still widdles in the corner when he feels particularly ignored.
At least he's not called a Twatterdale like mine
He is now!! Brilliant "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All of them  I'll do a few.
Fifi - easily distracted, yet very demanding. Quite a few incidents of stealing peoples dirty undergarments.
Brutus - Always seeking attention, although very well mannered.
Titan - very energetic, and sorry to say, not the brightest in the class, always acting the clown.
Micha - Well, where to begin, she bullies all the others, despite her tiny stature, she thinks she is above everyone else and is the noisiest.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spud (working lab) should be head boy, supurb grasp of the English language, a university education in the making
Sharp (working cocker) has his own dunce cap and naughty step. Must try harder
Dave (ginger Tom) the school bully. Always stealing others lunch money
Cyril (black Tom) lazy, will not participate in lessons and no homework given in this term!
And that's just the cats and dogs - don't get me started on the rest of the menagerie!!
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Hugo Doberman
Great actor makes you think he’s good then.....
Tres to be school bully but his headmaster doesn’t allow it. Doesn’t listen.
But when he relaxes he’s fantastic and if you’re away from him leaves a huge hole in your heart! |
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