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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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Anyone want to come do my washing for me? I really can't be bothered and I think the washing fairies went on strike.
I can pay in coffee, tea, cake, cookies, or a plethora of alcohol.
Pretty please? |
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"Anyone want to come do my washing for me? I really can't be bothered and I think the washing fairies went on strike.
I can pay in coffee, tea, cake, cookies, or a plethora of alcohol.
Pretty please?"
Can you pay for petrol also   |
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"Anyone want to come do my washing for me? I really can't be bothered and I think the washing fairies went on strike.
I can pay in coffee, tea, cake, cookies, or a plethora of alcohol.
Pretty please?"
On my way |
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"Anyone want to come do my washing for me? I really can't be bothered and I think the washing fairies went on strike.
I can pay in coffee, tea, cake, cookies, or a plethora of alcohol.
Pretty please?"
You need to find yourself a sissy maid to do it for you. That or a naked slave boy...
Plenty on FAB...  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Anyone want to come do my washing for me? I really can't be bothered and I think the washing fairies went on strike.
I can pay in coffee, tea, cake, cookies, or a plethora of alcohol.
Pretty please?
Can you pay for petrol also "
I've got 76p and 3 buttons. Not sure it'll work |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Anyone want to come do my washing for me? I really can't be bothered and I think the washing fairies went on strike.
I can pay in coffee, tea, cake, cookies, or a plethora of alcohol.
Pretty please?
On my way"
How am I paying? |
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over a year ago
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"Anyone want to come do my washing for me? I really can't be bothered and I think the washing fairies went on strike.
I can pay in coffee, tea, cake, cookies, or a plethora of alcohol.
Pretty please?"
Yeah okay, as long as I get cake and dog cuddles  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Anyone want to come do my washing for me? I really can't be bothered and I think the washing fairies went on strike.
I can pay in coffee, tea, cake, cookies, or a plethora of alcohol.
Pretty please?
You need to find yourself a sissy maid to do it for you. That or a naked slave boy...
Plenty on FAB... "
Ooooooh good plan..... |
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over a year ago
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"Anyone want to come do my washing for me? I really can't be bothered and I think the washing fairies went on strike.
I can pay in coffee, tea, cake, cookies, or a plethora of alcohol.
Pretty please?"
In all seriousness yes as long as chocolate is involved  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Anyone want to come do my washing for me? I really can't be bothered and I think the washing fairies went on strike.
I can pay in coffee, tea, cake, cookies, or a plethora of alcohol.
Pretty please?
Yeah okay, as long as I get cake and dog cuddles "
Obvs! Come on woman! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Anyone want to come do my washing for me? I really can't be bothered and I think the washing fairies went on strike.
I can pay in coffee, tea, cake, cookies, or a plethora of alcohol.
Pretty please?
In all seriousness yes as long as chocolate is involved "
Sold! |
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"Only if you need all your clothes washing meaning you arent wearing any
How did you guess? I promise I'll smile at you...... and pay you well "
Do we get to not wear anything too if we come and help you with this? Face coverengs excepted. |
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"Anyone want to come do my washing for me? I really can't be bothered and I think the washing fairies went on strike.
I can pay in coffee, tea, cake, cookies, or a plethora of alcohol.
Pretty please?"
Re: "cake"...tell us more  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Only if you need all your clothes washing meaning you arent wearing any
How did you guess? I promise I'll smile at you...... and pay you well
Do we get to not wear anything too if we come and help you with this? Face coverengs excepted. "
You can wear or not wear whatever you want if it gets the job done! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Stop being lazy and talking and go and put it on woman. 
(That's a no by the way. I'm having lunch ) "
Aww man. What you having?
And it's on. Ish. The basket is next to the machine..... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Anyone want to come do my washing for me? I really can't be bothered and I think the washing fairies went on strike.
I can pay in coffee, tea, cake, cookies, or a plethora of alcohol.
Pretty please?
Re: "cake"...tell us more "
I can do any cake. Any cake at all. This is basically me begging now |
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over a year ago
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"Do you have a washing machine?
I do. But the washing doesn't seem to get out of it onto the airer alone. I do not approve."
Well I’m happy to move washing in and out of the machine and have a social while it dries.
If you’ve enough alcohol to entertain us I may even iron the bits that need ironing too. (I like ironing ) |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'll do it naked for a stroke of your puppies."
Matterhorn. You can stroke my puppies any time.
Crap. That was meant to be bargaining. 
Ok, stroke of the puppies for the washing it is   |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"There's lots of guys who love ironing on Fab.
Particularly if you whip them and dress them up in a French maid outfit.
I could be tempted.....
I think pink ruffles will do nicely"
Oh yes. Perfect |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"There's lots of guys who love ironing on Fab.
Particularly if you whip them and dress them up in a French maid outfit.
I could be tempted.....
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Not for you..... although I have an outfit in mind for you  |
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"There's lots of guys who love ironing on Fab.
Particularly if you whip them and dress them up in a French maid outfit.
I could be tempted.....
I think pink ruffles will do nicely
Oh yes. Perfect"
Gender bending is hot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll do it for a coffee a bacon sandwich and a blow job
Got no bacon or bread! I'll bring it you cook it
Deal"
on my way be about 1 hour and 23 min depending on traffic |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Do you have a washing machine?
I do. But the washing doesn't seem to get out of it onto the airer alone. I do not approve.
Well I’m happy to move washing in and out of the machine and have a social while it dries.
If you’ve enough alcohol to entertain us I may even iron the bits that need ironing too. (I like ironing )"
Oh my! And you're not a million miles away either! Ooooh we should do that. Maybe without the washing though. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"There's lots of guys who love ironing on Fab.
Particularly if you whip them and dress them up in a French maid outfit.
I could be tempted.....
I think pink ruffles will do nicely
Oh yes. Perfect
Gender bending is hot "
Oh yeah baby! |
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"There's lots of guys who love ironing on Fab.
Particularly if you whip them and dress them up in a French maid outfit.
I could be tempted.....
Not for you..... although I have an outfit in mind for you "
If it involves ruffles then piss off |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'll do it for a coffee a bacon sandwich and a blow job
Got no bacon or bread! I'll bring it you cook it
Deal on my way be about 1 hour and 23 min depending on traffic "
I've heard that before..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Give me 5 mins to slip into my french maids outfit and I am on my way.
I don't want or expect anything in return other than the knowledge that I have teased you and made you horny... and maybe some cake
Her x |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Only if.... In return you do my ironing.
Yes! I love ironing. But I don't do anything bigger than me. No sheets, duvet covers, curtains...
Why would anyone iron sheets, duvet covers or curtains "
Because people are weird. I like to cover all bases when making offers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll do it for a coffee a bacon sandwich and a blow job
Got no bacon or bread! I'll bring it you cook it
Deal on my way be about 1 hour and 23 min depending on traffic
I've heard that before....."
from me |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"There's lots of guys who love ironing on Fab.
Particularly if you whip them and dress them up in a French maid outfit.
I could be tempted.....
Not for you..... although I have an outfit in mind for you
If it involves ruffles then piss off "
No ruffles. There may be a hat |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Give me 5 mins to slip into my french maids outfit and I am on my way.
I don't want or expect anything in return other than the knowledge that I have teased you and made you horny... and maybe some cake
Her x"
Flippin eck woman. Yes yes yes
And thank you |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'll do it for a coffee a bacon sandwich and a blow job
Got no bacon or bread! I'll bring it you cook it
Deal on my way be about 1 hour and 23 min depending on traffic
I've heard that before.....from me "
And yet I still have no bacon or bread.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll do it for a coffee a bacon sandwich and a blow job
Got no bacon or bread! I'll bring it you cook it
Deal on my way be about 1 hour and 23 min depending on traffic
I've heard that before.....from me
And yet I still have no bacon or bread.... "
it's a long drive and I gotta pop to the shop lol |
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"There's lots of guys who love ironing on Fab.
Particularly if you whip them and dress them up in a French maid outfit.
I could be tempted.....
Not for you..... although I have an outfit in mind for you
If it involves ruffles then piss off
No ruffles. There may be a hat "
In that case |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'll do it for a coffee a bacon sandwich and a blow job
Got no bacon or bread! I'll bring it you cook it
Deal on my way be about 1 hour and 23 min depending on traffic
I've heard that before.....from me
And yet I still have no bacon or bread.... it's a long drive and I gotta pop to the shop lol"
It's not that far.... best get a shuffle on.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you have a washing machine?
I do. But the washing doesn't seem to get out of it onto the airer alone. I do not approve.
Well I’m happy to move washing in and out of the machine and have a social while it dries.
If you’ve enough alcohol to entertain us I may even iron the bits that need ironing too. (I like ironing )
Oh my! And you're not a million miles away either! Ooooh we should do that. Maybe without the washing though. "
Any excuse to escape the house  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"There's lots of guys who love ironing on Fab.
Particularly if you whip them and dress them up in a French maid outfit.
I could be tempted.....
Not for you..... although I have an outfit in mind for you
If it involves ruffles then piss off
No ruffles. There may be a hat
In that case "
You're too good to me
Note to self.... take outfit with me |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Do you have a washing machine?
I do. But the washing doesn't seem to get out of it onto the airer alone. I do not approve.
Well I’m happy to move washing in and out of the machine and have a social while it dries.
If you’ve enough alcohol to entertain us I may even iron the bits that need ironing too. (I like ironing )
Oh my! And you're not a million miles away either! Ooooh we should do that. Maybe without the washing though.
Any excuse to escape the house "
Most certainly a great excuse as well! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll do it for a coffee a bacon sandwich and a blow job
Got no bacon or bread! I'll bring it you cook it
Deal on my way be about 1 hour and 23 min depending on traffic
I've heard that before.....from me
And yet I still have no bacon or bread.... it's a long drive and I gotta pop to the shop lol
It's not that far.... best get a shuffle on.
"
ok ok god your so bossy |
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"Only if.... In return you do my ironing.
Yes! I love ironing. But I don't do anything bigger than me. No sheets, duvet covers, curtains...
Why would anyone iron sheets, duvet covers or curtains
Because people are weird. I like to cover all bases when making offers "
It's important to cover all bases I guess |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Give me 5 mins to slip into my french maids outfit and I am on my way.
I don't want or expect anything in return other than the knowledge that I have teased you and made you horny... and maybe some cake
Her x
Flippin eck woman. Yes yes yes
And thank you"
I feel a new pic coming up just for you NSP 
Her x |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Only if.... In return you do my ironing.
Yes! I love ironing. But I don't do anything bigger than me. No sheets, duvet covers, curtains...
Why would anyone iron sheets, duvet covers or curtains
Because people are weird. I like to cover all bases when making offers
It's important to cover all bases I guess "
I think so, glad you agree. Means when I make you an offer you will understand |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Give me 5 mins to slip into my french maids outfit and I am on my way.
I don't want or expect anything in return other than the knowledge that I have teased you and made you horny... and maybe some cake
Her x
Flippin eck woman. Yes yes yes
And thank you
I feel a new pic coming up just for you NSP
Her x"
Oooooooooh I can't wait HW.... |
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"Give me 5 mins to slip into my french maids outfit and I am on my way.
I don't want or expect anything in return other than the knowledge that I have teased you and made you horny... and maybe some cake
Her x
Flippin eck woman. Yes yes yes
And thank you
I feel a new pic coming up just for you NSP
Her x
Oooooooooh I can't wait HW.... "
Me neither, she's amazing!! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Give me 5 mins to slip into my french maids outfit and I am on my way.
I don't want or expect anything in return other than the knowledge that I have teased you and made you horny... and maybe some cake
Her x
Flippin eck woman. Yes yes yes
And thank you
I feel a new pic coming up just for you NSP
Her x
Oooooooooh I can't wait HW....
Me neither, she's amazing!! "
Oi. Stop trying to jump in on my new picture! She's only going it for me. Obvs |
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"Give me 5 mins to slip into my french maids outfit and I am on my way.
I don't want or expect anything in return other than the knowledge that I have teased you and made you horny... and maybe some cake
Her x
Flippin eck woman. Yes yes yes
And thank you
I feel a new pic coming up just for you NSP
Her x
Oooooooooh I can't wait HW....
Me neither, she's amazing!!
Oi. Stop trying to jump in on my new picture! She's only going it for me. Obvs "
sorry not sorry |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Give me 5 mins to slip into my french maids outfit and I am on my way.
I don't want or expect anything in return other than the knowledge that I have teased you and made you horny... and maybe some cake
Her x
Flippin eck woman. Yes yes yes
And thank you
I feel a new pic coming up just for you NSP
Her x
Oooooooooh I can't wait HW....
Me neither, she's amazing!!
Oi. Stop trying to jump in on my new picture! She's only going it for me. Obvs
sorry not sorry "
I'll let you off cos you're pretty |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Do you want me to do the whole naked cleaning thing at the same time? I'm sure there is a company offering this now?"
Yes! Do!
I can't afford them. They want actual money.... |
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"Give me 5 mins to slip into my french maids outfit and I am on my way.
I don't want or expect anything in return other than the knowledge that I have teased you and made you horny... and maybe some cake
Her x
Flippin eck woman. Yes yes yes
And thank you
I feel a new pic coming up just for you NSP
Her x
Oooooooooh I can't wait HW....
Me neither, she's amazing!!
Oi. Stop trying to jump in on my new picture! She's only going it for me. Obvs
sorry not sorry
I'll let you off cos you're pretty "
Thank you, that's very kind of you x |
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over a year ago
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"Do you want me to do the whole naked cleaning thing at the same time? I'm sure there is a company offering this now?
Yes! Do!
I can't afford them. They want actual money...."
So what exactly comes in this plethora of alcohol you speak of? |
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"You want me to sort the fairies out Posh? 
D.
Yes please D..... or just come console me? "
Well, they have been to my house so I know they ain’t on strike pesky little things!
I will just have to take your mind of the pots until they sort out your washing
D. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Do you want me to do the whole naked cleaning thing at the same time? I'm sure there is a company offering this now?
Yes! Do!
I can't afford them. They want actual money....
I dont "
I can pay you in other ways |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Give me 5 mins to slip into my french maids outfit and I am on my way.
I don't want or expect anything in return other than the knowledge that I have teased you and made you horny... and maybe some cake
Her x
Flippin eck woman. Yes yes yes
And thank you
I feel a new pic coming up just for you NSP
Her x
Oooooooooh I can't wait HW....
Me neither, she's amazing!!
Oi. Stop trying to jump in on my new picture! She's only going it for me. Obvs
sorry not sorry
I'll let you off cos you're pretty
Thank you, that's very kind of you x"
I am very kind.... in case you hadn't noticed |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Do you want me to do the whole naked cleaning thing at the same time? I'm sure there is a company offering this now?
Yes! Do!
I can't afford them. They want actual money....
So what exactly comes in this plethora of alcohol you speak of?"
Oh my..... I've all sorts! What's your poison? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"You want me to sort the fairies out Posh?
D.
Yes please D..... or just come console me?
Well, they have been to my house so I know they ain’t on strike pesky little things!
I will just have to take your mind of the pots until they sort out your washing
D."
Oooooh yes please! |
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"Give me 5 mins to slip into my french maids outfit and I am on my way.
I don't want or expect anything in return other than the knowledge that I have teased you and made you horny... and maybe some cake
Her x
Flippin eck woman. Yes yes yes
And thank you
I feel a new pic coming up just for you NSP
Her x
Oooooooooh I can't wait HW....
Me neither, she's amazing!!
Oi. Stop trying to jump in on my new picture! She's only going it for me. Obvs
sorry not sorry
I'll let you off cos you're pretty
Thank you, that's very kind of you x
I am very kind.... in case you hadn't noticed "
I have definitely noticed |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Give me 5 mins to slip into my french maids outfit and I am on my way.
I don't want or expect anything in return other than the knowledge that I have teased you and made you horny... and maybe some cake
Her x
Flippin eck woman. Yes yes yes
And thank you
I feel a new pic coming up just for you NSP
Her x
Oooooooooh I can't wait HW....
Me neither, she's amazing!!
Oi. Stop trying to jump in on my new picture! She's only going it for me. Obvs
sorry not sorry
I'll let you off cos you're pretty
Thank you, that's very kind of you x
I am very kind.... in case you hadn't noticed
I have definitely noticed "
Well now..... that's very handy indeed.... |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"I'm just grabbing my car keys - gimmie 10 hours
Stop off half way and pick us up can’t have you driving all that way all alone
D."
So kind - that would be an amazing car journey |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm just grabbing my car keys - gimmie 10 hours
Stop off half way and pick us up can’t have you driving all that way all alone
D.
So kind - that would be an amazing car journey "
That would be a distracting car journey! |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"I'm just grabbing my car keys - gimmie 10 hours
Stop off half way and pick us up can’t have you driving all that way all alone
D.
So kind - that would be an amazing car journey
That would be a distracting car journey!"
Yeah might take us longer |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm just grabbing my car keys - gimmie 10 hours
Stop off half way and pick us up can’t have you driving all that way all alone
D.
So kind - that would be an amazing car journey
That would be a distracting car journey!
Yeah might take us longer "
Dammit.  |
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over a year ago
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"Give me 5 mins to slip into my french maids outfit and I am on my way.
I don't want or expect anything in return other than the knowledge that I have teased you and made you horny... and maybe some cake
Her x
Flippin eck woman. Yes yes yes
And thank you
I feel a new pic coming up just for you NSP
Her x
Oooooooooh I can't wait HW....
Me neither, she's amazing!!
Oi. Stop trying to jump in on my new picture! She's only going it for me. Obvs
sorry not sorry
I'll let you off cos you're pretty "
Haha he is a sweetheart too NSP
Her x |
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"I'm just grabbing my car keys - gimmie 10 hours
Stop off half way and pick us up can’t have you driving all that way all alone
D.
So kind - that would be an amazing car journey
That would be a distracting car journey!
Yeah might take us longer "
Room for 1 more? Don't mind being a seat |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Give me 5 mins to slip into my french maids outfit and I am on my way.
I don't want or expect anything in return other than the knowledge that I have teased you and made you horny... and maybe some cake
Her x
Flippin eck woman. Yes yes yes
And thank you
I feel a new pic coming up just for you NSP
Her x
Oooooooooh I can't wait HW....
Me neither, she's amazing!!
Oi. Stop trying to jump in on my new picture! She's only going it for me. Obvs
sorry not sorry
I'll let you off cos you're pretty
Haha he is a sweetheart too NSP
Her x"
He is. And don't tell him but he's all sexy too |
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"Give me 5 mins to slip into my french maids outfit and I am on my way.
I don't want or expect anything in return other than the knowledge that I have teased you and made you horny... and maybe some cake
Her x
Flippin eck woman. Yes yes yes
And thank you
I feel a new pic coming up just for you NSP
Her x
Oooooooooh I can't wait HW....
Me neither, she's amazing!!
Oi. Stop trying to jump in on my new picture! She's only going it for me. Obvs
sorry not sorry
I'll let you off cos you're pretty
Haha he is a sweetheart too NSP
Her x"
And you're absolutely wonderful |
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"Give me 5 mins to slip into my french maids outfit and I am on my way.
I don't want or expect anything in return other than the knowledge that I have teased you and made you horny... and maybe some cake
Her x
Flippin eck woman. Yes yes yes
And thank you
I feel a new pic coming up just for you NSP
Her x
Oooooooooh I can't wait HW....
Me neither, she's amazing!!
Oi. Stop trying to jump in on my new picture! She's only going it for me. Obvs
sorry not sorry
I'll let you off cos you're pretty
Haha he is a sweetheart too NSP
Her x
He is. And don't tell him but he's all sexy too "
Thank you, your secret is out now |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Give me 5 mins to slip into my french maids outfit and I am on my way.
I don't want or expect anything in return other than the knowledge that I have teased you and made you horny... and maybe some cake
Her x
Flippin eck woman. Yes yes yes
And thank you
I feel a new pic coming up just for you NSP
Her x
Oooooooooh I can't wait HW....
Me neither, she's amazing!!
Oi. Stop trying to jump in on my new picture! She's only going it for me. Obvs
sorry not sorry
I'll let you off cos you're pretty
Haha he is a sweetheart too NSP
Her x
He is. And don't tell him but he's all sexy too
Thank you, your secret is out now "
Oops. Note to self. Check if you're typing on the forum or in a pm.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought I was going to be able to help with this but, it was a different kind of washing. "
We need your help as NSP has lots of washing for us to do and I can't do it on my own... bedding needs 2 people to fold it
Her x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone want to come do my washing for me? I really can't be bothered and I think the washing fairies went on strike.
I can pay in coffee, tea, cake, cookies, or a plethora of alcohol.
Pretty please?"
Pity you are so far away
I would have even wore my French maid outfit for you ?? |
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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago
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"Anyone want to come do my washing for me? I really can't be bothered and I think the washing fairies went on strike.
I can pay in coffee, tea, cake, cookies, or a plethora of alcohol.
Pretty please?"
Wear it in the shower.... I'll send Hubby to help scrub. X |
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