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By *evaquit OP Couple
over a year ago
Catthorpe |
Okay.
No one likes to talk about it but...whilst there what do you do to pass the time? Phone activity will be number 1 (excuse the pun) but what are you looking at/surfing? Anyone still making their holiday choices whilst there with a brochure (covid restricted
of course)? What's the modern day thing to do to pass the time?
Toilet humour welcome, obviously.
Apologies in advance for bringing it so low.  |
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By *evaquit OP Couple
over a year ago
Catthorpe |
"I’m too busy trying not to pee over my own bum to do anything else. 
Still bruised/swollen 7 weeks after my confirmation surgery. "
Ouch!
Reminds me of the university ritual of cling filming the girls toilet in halls so they would do that in the night.
Terrible people |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I bring my phone into the bog then have a shank.
That’s a shit and a wank at the same time.
I’m kidding of course.
Depends usually I do my business and leave, on the rare occasion have gone in with my phone and played a game on it.  |
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"We have a three year old so we aren’t allowed privacy "
I have two dogs and they like to stand guard. Not at the door though. One sits between my legs and the other circles round to my right and always licks my right arse cheek before lying down with his head in my foot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Okay.
No one likes to talk about it but...whilst there what do you do to pass the time? Phone activity will be number 1 (excuse the pun) but what are you looking at/surfing? Anyone still making their holiday choices whilst there with a brochure (covid restricted
of course)? What's the modern day thing to do to pass the time?
Toilet humour welcome, obviously.
Apologies in advance for bringing it so low. "
What do you do then? As you ask! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Okay.
No one likes to talk about it but...whilst there what do you do to pass the time? Phone activity will be number 1 (excuse the pun) but what are you looking at/surfing? Anyone still making their holiday choices whilst there with a brochure (covid restricted
of course)? What's the modern day thing to do to pass the time?
Toilet humour welcome, obviously.
Apologies in advance for bringing it so low. "
Was at a bar last year where the wall were painted with chalk board paint and chalks were provided. Most entertaining |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A friend of mine drinks his morning coffee on the toilet  "
I've heard of people reading their paper on the toilet, but drinking coffee on the shitter is
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not a habit, but I may have spent too long sat down on pplmy phone. Stood up. Dead leg. Totally dead. Almost fall over. Stumble instead. Very loud audible crack.
Rest of the evening spent in A&E with a broken foot. |
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"I'm an in and out kinda toilet person ! X
Me too. I pee and poo in seconds. Anyone who sits on the toilet for long spells should see a Dr."
In fact Cos of my metformin for the diabetes I'm very quick! Tmi soz x |
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"I'm an in and out kinda toilet person ! X
Me too. I pee and poo in seconds. Anyone who sits on the toilet for long spells should see a Dr."
sounds healthy!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not entirely sure why but my cat thinks that when you’re sat on the toilet it’s the ideal time to be stroked. It’s weird as the cat is not that affectionate usually. As soon as you’re sat on the pot though it’s climbing all over you like a kitten! |
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