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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was told quite a few whoppers as a child!
1. That eating a lot of one thing will turn you into it.
2. Eating crusts make your hair curl.
What were yours? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If the wind changes when you pull a face it will change your face permanently  "
I got this one all the time! I caught myself saying to a friend lately too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Tooth Fairy. LIES!!!  "
No its not!
I had my wisdom teeth taken out 7 years ago and in the morning there was a tenner on my bedside table.
Explain that if the tooth fairy isn't real. |
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"The Tooth Fairy. LIES!!!
No its not!
I had my wisdom teeth taken out 7 years ago and in the morning there was a tenner on my bedside table.
Explain that if the tooth fairy isn't real. "
Ahhhh.....that was more likely an illegal organ farmer or else a depraved, nocturnal dentist who felt a modicum of guilt at the last moment  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well I don't know what to say from this post from a man who has the features of a brussrl sprout and really really curly hair.  "
I'm sure your mum didn't want you to end up looking like a little sprout Cabbage Patch Kid  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Tooth Fairy. LIES!!!
No its not!
I had my wisdom teeth taken out 7 years ago and in the morning there was a tenner on my bedside table.
Explain that if the tooth fairy isn't real.
Ahhhh.....that was more likely an illegal organ farmer or else a depraved, nocturnal dentist who felt a modicum of guilt at the last moment "
Well that sounds just like the tooth fairy to me. |
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By *he BWCMan
over a year ago
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"Well I don't know what to say from this post from a man who has the features of a brussrl sprout and really really curly hair.
I'm sure your mum didn't want you to end up looking like a little sprout Cabbage Patch Kid "
Cheeky |
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"I was told quite a few whoppers as a child!
1. That eating a lot of one thing will turn you into it.
2. Eating crusts make your hair curl.
What were yours?"
It’s true about the crusts, they put ginger hair on your chest too. |
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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago
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"The Tooth Fairy. LIES!!!
No its not!
I had my wisdom teeth taken out 7 years ago and in the morning there was a tenner on my bedside table.
Explain that if the tooth fairy isn't real.
Ahhhh.....that was more likely an illegal organ farmer or else a depraved, nocturnal dentist who felt a modicum of guilt at the last moment
Well that sounds just like the tooth fairy to me. "
Did you guys know during lockdown the tooth fairy apparently can send gifts via Amazon rather than physically visiting......or so I’m told by mimi me
Little smart ass  |
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"Carrots make you see in the dark!
I tried that one but I’m still as blind as a bat from all the masturbation "
i was told the carrot lie by the same person that told me i'd go blind if i wanked too much --- never went back to that Optician |
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"Carrots make you see in the dark!
I tried that one but I’m still as blind as a bat from all the masturbation i was told the carrot lie by the same person that told me i'd go blind if i wanked too much --- never went back to that Optician "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That id brake some hearts. That's a lie. They broke my heart I've become a heartless cow."
I still say this when I see a beautiful child and never really thought about it that way! |
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"That id brake some hearts. That's a lie. They broke my heart I've become a heartless cow.
I still say this when I see a beautiful child and never really thought about it that way! "
People say it to my daughter now. Everybody is beautiful in there own way. |
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The comedian Jeff Green tells of how his parents used to tell him that when the ice cream van played a tune it meant it had run out of ice cream.
I did the same with my kids and it's remarkable how long I got away with it. |
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I was told that the tooth fairy's name was Nuff.
Fairy Nuff.
Took me for-bloody-ever to get that.
Also, that you had to eat something for paracetamol to work. I was in my twenties before I found out that one was a lie. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you unscrew your belly button your bum will fall off
And teachers with the, you’ll not constantly have a calculator in your pocket now do the math in your head
Screw you Mrs Robinson |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Screw you Mrs Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
I feel a Weird Al parody coming on "
Oh actually Mrs Robinson was music Mrs Robertson was math my bad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Screw you Mrs Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
I feel a Weird Al parody coming on
Oh actually Mrs Robinson was music Mrs Robertson was math my bad "
Did you want her to seduce you? Is that what you're trying to tell me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Screw you Mrs Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
I feel a Weird Al parody coming on
Oh actually Mrs Robinson was music Mrs Robertson was math my bad
Did you want her to seduce you? Is that what you're trying to tell me? "
Good lord no |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was told that the tooth fairy's name was Nuff.
Fairy Nuff.
Took me for-bloody-ever to get that.
Also, that you had to eat something for paracetamol to work. I was in my twenties before I found out that one was a lie. "
That made me chuckle. Good one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My dad's favourite was that haggis is a small creature native to Scotland that has one leg shorter than the other so it can only run one way around the hills, and that to catch it you have to chase it the other way around the hill |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I think I must have had a very different upbringing to many on here! When I was a child, I learned to play violin. I was told by my parents that if I played a wrong note, the cow's milk would turn sour. So I studied hard and I'm now actually quite good. It was only when I was in my twenties that I realised that we had never owned a cow |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My dad's favourite was that haggis is a small creature native to Scotland that has one leg shorter than the other so it can only run one way around the hills, and that to catch it you have to chase it the other way around the hill "
Dads... gotta love them  |
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