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"I can't be arsed." This  | |||
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"Big Bang Theory has just started." Oh bernie...... | |||
"I can't be arsed." That’s not a lie tho is it  | |||
"I can't be arsed. That’s not a lie tho is it "I'm rubbish at lying  | |||
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"I've banged my head, have short term memory loss and can't remember how to fasten my shoe laces. " You only just learned to tie them? | |||
"Big Bang Theory has just started. Oh bernie......" | |||
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"It’s that cold my nipple fell off "  ...  | |||
"I've banged my head, have short term memory loss and can't remember how to fasten my shoe laces. You only just learned to tie them?" No I'm lying. I have velcro fasteners...  | |||
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"My bath is leaking, so I can’t leave the house until a plumber comes! "Sounds like a dodgy porno | |||
Actually it wouldn’t bother me ...but for the thread | |||
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"I've been called in for an emergency plumbing job on someone's bath." Well that won't be dry  | |||
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"You’re meant to be meeting me in two hours. You can’t be arsed to come. Think of your worst excuse and roll with it.... " I suffer from premature ejaculation and I can't stop thinking of your pert breasts, gorgeous lips, smooth pussy and ohhhhh ffs I've cum, no need to see you now | |||
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"In the 2 hours before we meet I was taken into space by Yondu Udonta and his band of ravagers.....can we rearrange a time? "Least you still got to get your bum probed lol | |||
and she's absolutely worn me out can we reschedule for next week | |||
"In the 2 hours before we meet I was taken into space by Yondu Udonta and his band of ravagers.....can we rearrange a time?
Least you still got to get your bum probed lol"
I knew I should have gone with left on Mars....still could have been a cool space pirate | |||
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"You’re meant to be meeting me in two hours. You can’t be arsed to come. Think of your worst excuse and roll with it.... " I've snapped my front door key off in the lock and am waiting for a locksmith to come....left my car keys in the bloody house! Otherwise the front door could wait! Any good? | |||
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"You’re meant to be meeting me in two hours. You can’t be arsed to come. Think of your worst excuse and roll with it.... " can't answer that as it would most definitely never happen  | |||
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"You’re meant to be meeting me in two hours. You can’t be arsed to come. Think of your worst excuse and roll with it.... " I can’t fine my trousers and the washers broke all my others are in the laundry basket sorry | |||
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"You’re meant to be meeting me in two hours. You can’t be arsed to come. Think of your worst excuse and roll with it.... " Im a C**t | |||
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"You’re meant to be meeting me in two hours. You can’t be arsed to come. Think of your worst excuse and roll with it.... " I need to wax my surfboard | |||
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it’s spreading like mad and the figures they are reporting are staggering although no one seems to have it, I’m not taking any chances so can we reschedule till after it’s been eradicated or boris says I’m allowed to go on a date haha now make that shit up !! Lol | |||
"All the pictures I sent were of someone else, I never thought I’d get this far and so to make myself look like that I booked in for a hair transplant and a face lift, they cancelled the appointment so I still look nothing like my photos, bottom line I’m re-booked for next week so can you meet then?"  | |||
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"You’re meant to be meeting me in two hours. You can’t be arsed to come. Think of your worst excuse and roll with it.... " I've snapped my fremulum thinking of you while having a sneaky pre meet stroke. | |||
"Trapped my penis in the kitchen draw.... in A&E it looks like gonzo's nose "Oh my god that made laugh | |||
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I wonder how many of these excuses people actually used | |||
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"I've come on "I’ve had that one lol | |||
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"I've come on
I’ve had that one lol "I came on, on the morning of a meet. Our meeting was planned well in advance. I would have hated for him to have disbelieved me. We met a week later...so all's well that ends well. Sometimes these things can be unpredictable! | |||
"My son just turned up so it's a no lol "Hay you used that one with me but it was your daughter. He he he | |||
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"My son just turned up so it's a no lol
Hay you used that one with me but it was your daughter. He he he"Nope | |||
"I've just had a wank and I don't need you now." Oooo that one would be really harsh! | |||
"I've just had a wank and I don't need you now. Oooo that one would be really harsh!" | |||
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"I’m constipated and soooo close to it all exploding out so best to give tonight a miss on "You are so full of shit | |||
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"My son just turned up so it's a no lol
Hay you used that one with me but it was your daughter. He he he
Nope "Yep. He he he. Its ok thow | |||
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"My STI check just came back. I have the clap. You still on for tonight?" I've got something..could be anything tbh....but yes game on! | |||
"You’re meant to be meeting me in two hours. You can’t be arsed to come. Think of your worst excuse and roll with it.... " Why would anyone make a crap excuse with you?? Are they crazy..? But in the spirit of the post... mine would be.. my cat just wee'd all over my bank card and the chip no longer works.. | |||
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"My first choice just said they're in the way so I don't need you.." Enigmatic Angel has said she wants to meet for a coffee.. sorry.. | |||
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"I’m constipated and soooo close to it all exploding out so best to give tonight a miss on
You are so full of shit" | |||
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