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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's dry humping?
See parts one and two. Bring tissues."
 I had to leave part 1, and had a peek in part 2 before. My trousers haven't felt this tight in a while  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So who likes a bit of dry humping then? 
Nora... I swear to god woman you need out over my knee for a good spanking "
At last! I’ve been waiting for someone to say that! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nah I don’t think I like it at all 
 . Let me try and persuade you otherwise belle
Nora you are such a bad influence  "
This isn’t the real Nora. It’s her evil horny sister |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Nah I don’t think I like it at all
. Let me try and persuade you otherwise belle
Nora you are such a bad influence
This isn’t the real Nora. It’s her evil horny sister "
In that case get over here il let you hump my leg and play with my boobs  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nah I don’t think I like it at all
. Let me try and persuade you otherwise belle
Nora you are such a bad influence
This isn’t the real Nora. It’s her evil horny sister
In that case get over here il let you hump my leg and play with my boobs "
Oh god. |
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"Nah I don’t think I like it at all
. Let me try and persuade you otherwise belle
Nora you are such a bad influence
This isn’t the real Nora. It’s her evil horny sister
In that case get over here il let you hump my leg and play with my boobs "
Hump your leg?! Woof woof! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nah I don’t think I like it at all
. Let me try and persuade you otherwise belle
Nora you are such a bad influence
This isn’t the real Nora. It’s her evil horny sister
In that case get over here il let you hump my leg and play with my boobs
Hump your leg?! Woof woof!"
I’ll make any noises she wants me to make |
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"Nah I don’t think I like it at all
. Let me try and persuade you otherwise belle
Nora you are such a bad influence
This isn’t the real Nora. It’s her evil horny sister
In that case get over here il let you hump my leg and play with my boobs
Hump your leg?! Woof woof!
I’ll make any noises she wants me to make "
You and me both! |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Nah I don’t think I like it at all
. Let me try and persuade you otherwise belle
Nora you are such a bad influence
This isn’t the real Nora. It’s her evil horny sister
In that case get over here il let you hump my leg and play with my boobs
Hump your leg?! Woof woof!
I’ll make any noises she wants me to make "
Do you mind if I stick my boobs in your pretty face |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nah I don’t think I like it at all
. Let me try and persuade you otherwise belle
Nora you are such a bad influence
This isn’t the real Nora. It’s her evil horny sister
In that case get over here il let you hump my leg and play with my boobs
Hump your leg?! Woof woof!
I’ll make any noises she wants me to make
Do you mind if I stick my boobs in your pretty face "
I can’t talk right now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey everyone Busty wants to put her boobs in MY face! How jealous are you all?
Ner ner. (Sticks tongue out) "
Considering her legs are on my shoulders, I'm pretty happy with this arrangement... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hey everyone Busty wants to put her boobs in MY face! How jealous are you all?
Ner ner. (Sticks tongue out)
Stocking your tongue out will only encourage her!"
Hope so |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey everyone Busty wants to put her boobs in MY face! How jealous are you all?
Ner ner. (Sticks tongue out) "
Have fun, my head is in between NSP's currently |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hey everyone Busty wants to put her boobs in MY face! How jealous are you all?
Ner ner. (Sticks tongue out)
Considering her legs are on my shoulders, I'm pretty happy with this arrangement... "
Haha  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Hey everyone Busty wants to put her boobs in MY face! How jealous are you all?
Ner ner. (Sticks tongue out)
Considering her legs are on my shoulders, I'm pretty happy with this arrangement... "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh ffs. I can't wank any more today people.
Oops. Did I say that out loud?
Have one for me I can’t!
I did. And for most of the people on here I think  "
I really need to  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Oh ffs. I can't wank any more today people.
Oops. Did I say that out loud?
Have one for me I can’t!
I did. And for most of the people on here I think
I really need to "
I'd say I feel your pain but I can't feel much right now.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After googling this I was directed to a specialist taboo website where a camel was being touched up by a thirsty Arab who kept shouting "Mustafa feel.."
I couldn't make out if he was telling it what he wanted to do or introducing himself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So who likes a bit of dry humping then?
Nora... I swear to god woman you need out over my knee for a good spanking
At last! I’ve been waiting for someone to say that!"
Hand, paddle or flogger |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"After googling this I was directed to a specialist taboo website where a camel was being touched up by a thirsty Arab who kept shouting "Mustafa feel.."
I couldn't make out if he was telling it what he wanted to do or introducing himself "
Oh god |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So who likes a bit of dry humping then?
Nora... I swear to god woman you need out over my knee for a good spanking
At last! I’ve been waiting for someone to say that!
Hand, paddle or flogger "
Hand. I’m a wuss |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh ffs. I can't wank any more today people.
Oops. Did I say that out loud?
Have one for me I can’t!
I did. And for most of the people on here I think
I really need to
I'd say I feel your pain but I can't feel much right now.... "
Oh dear. You been using your wand? |
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"Nah I don’t think I like it at all
. Let me try and persuade you otherwise belle "
Am I missing something here?
Is Boris making us do this instead of the real thing? - Because I was planning an all night (and the next morning) sex session for this weekend.
That much dry humping could start a fire! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nah I don’t think I like it at all
. Let me try and persuade you otherwise belle
Am I missing something here?
Is Boris making us do this instead of the real thing? - Because I was planning an all night (and the next morning) sex session for this weekend.
That much dry humping could start a fire! "
I don’t like you anymore. That’s so not fair |
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"Nah I don’t think I like it at all
. Let me try and persuade you otherwise belle
Am I missing something here?
Is Boris making us do this instead of the real thing? - Because I was planning an all night (and the next morning) sex session for this weekend.
That much dry humping could start a fire!
I don’t like you anymore. That’s so not fair "
Hey! A bubble’s a bubble!
Don’t worry - he’s only a gorgeous ex PT (now a nurse - how sweet is that?  ) with the cutest arse and most kissable lips you’ve ever seen - so you’re not missing anything! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nah I don’t think I like it at all
. Let me try and persuade you otherwise belle
Am I missing something here?
Is Boris making us do this instead of the real thing? - Because I was planning an all night (and the next morning) sex session for this weekend.
That much dry humping could start a fire!
I don’t like you anymore. That’s so not fair
Hey! A bubble’s a bubble!
Don’t worry - he’s only a gorgeous ex PT (now a nurse - how sweet is that? ) with the cutest arse and most kissable lips you’ve ever seen - so you’re not missing anything! "
Bitch! Enjoy!!! |
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"Nah I don’t think I like it at all
. Let me try and persuade you otherwise belle
Am I missing something here?
Is Boris making us do this instead of the real thing? - Because I was planning an all night (and the next morning) sex session for this weekend.
That much dry humping could start a fire!
I don’t like you anymore. That’s so not fair
Hey! A bubble’s a bubble!
Don’t worry - he’s only a gorgeous ex PT (now a nurse - how sweet is that? ) with the cutest arse and most kissable lips you’ve ever seen - so you’re not missing anything!
Bitch! Enjoy!!! "
I’ll try - honestly I will! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nah I don’t think I like it at all
. Let me try and persuade you otherwise belle
Am I missing something here?
Is Boris making us do this instead of the real thing? - Because I was planning an all night (and the next morning) sex session for this weekend.
That much dry humping could start a fire!
I don’t like you anymore. That’s so not fair
Hey! A bubble’s a bubble!
Don’t worry - he’s only a gorgeous ex PT (now a nurse - how sweet is that? ) with the cutest arse and most kissable lips you’ve ever seen - so you’re not missing anything!
Bitch! Enjoy!!!
I’ll try - honestly I will! "
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Oh ffs. I can't wank any more today people.
Oops. Did I say that out loud?
Have one for me I can’t!
I did. And for most of the people on here I think
I really need to
I'd say I feel your pain but I can't feel much right now....
Oh dear. You been using your wand? "
I have. A lot. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hang on so i go out this morning/afternoon have the most amazing time i have had in so long go to sleep for a few hours and then this happens 
Can i play please "
Hump away |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dry hump away ladies but can't promise it won't lead to other things
I’d hope it would
Game on am I collecting sparkle on the way again? "
If she’s up for it. I think she might be though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On the plus side, Swing is at the gym
Haven't got there yet
Fuck.
Aww man
Let me just grab my thesaurus...
I love you both but SERIOUSLY"
I don't think NSP can take anymore guys |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dry hump away ladies but can't promise it won't lead to other things
I’d hope it would
Game on am I collecting sparkle on the way again?
If she’s up for it. I think she might be though "
What am I up for? Fucking Nora? Yes please....erm.....yeah I said that out loud |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dry hump away ladies but can't promise it won't lead to other things
I’d hope it would
Game on am I collecting sparkle on the way again?
If she’s up for it. I think she might be though
What am I up for? Fucking Nora? Yes please....erm.....yeah I said that out loud "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On the plus side, Swing is at the gym
Haven't got there yet
Fuck.
Aww man
Let me just grab my thesaurus...
I love you both but SERIOUSLY
I don't think NSP can take anymore guys "
Oh... she's going to take it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dry hump away ladies but can't promise it won't lead to other things
I’d hope it would
Game on am I collecting sparkle on the way again?
If she’s up for it. I think she might be though
What am I up for? Fucking Nora? Yes please....erm.....yeah I said that out loud
. "
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"On the plus side, Swing is at the gym
Haven't got there yet
Fuck.
Aww man
Let me just grab my thesaurus...
I love you both but SERIOUSLY
I don't think NSP can take anymore guys
Oh... she's going to take it "
Soon. She was going to take it soon. They were both reaching the end of their endurance. Their lust engulfing them. Skin against skin. Needing to be closer. Ever closer. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"On the plus side, Swing is at the gym
Haven't got there yet
Fuck.
Aww man
Let me just grab my thesaurus...
I love you both but SERIOUSLY
I don't think NSP can take anymore guys
Oh... she's going to take it "
is she? She's all flustered now LVM |
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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago
Deep in the New Forest |
"Dry hump away ladies but can't promise it won't lead to other things
I’d hope it would
Game on am I collecting sparkle on the way again?
If she’s up for it. I think she might be though
What am I up for? Fucking Nora? Yes please....erm.....yeah I said that out loud
.
"
Woohoooo think I might have to change my profile pic to celebrate |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dry hump away ladies but can't promise it won't lead to other things
I’d hope it would
Game on am I collecting sparkle on the way again?
If she’s up for it. I think she might be though
What am I up for? Fucking Nora? Yes please....erm.....yeah I said that out loud
.
Woohoooo think I might have to change my profile pic to celebrate "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dry hump away ladies but can't promise it won't lead to other things
I’d hope it would
Game on am I collecting sparkle on the way again?
If she’s up for it. I think she might be though
What am I up for? Fucking Nora? Yes please....erm.....yeah I said that out loud
.
Woohoooo think I might have to change my profile pic to celebrate "
That's brilliant |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"On the plus side, Swing is at the gym
Haven't got there yet
Fuck.
Aww man
Let me just grab my thesaurus...
I love you both but SERIOUSLY
I don't think NSP can take anymore guys
Oh... she's going to take it
Soon. She was going to take it soon. They were both reaching the end of their endurance. Their lust engulfing them. Skin against skin. Needing to be closer. Ever closer."
Ooh personal porn! |
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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago
Deep in the New Forest |
"Dry hump away ladies but can't promise it won't lead to other things
I’d hope it would
Game on am I collecting sparkle on the way again?
If she’s up for it. I think she might be though
What am I up for? Fucking Nora? Yes please....erm.....yeah I said that out loud
.
Woohoooo think I might have to change my profile pic to celebrate
That's brilliant "
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"On the plus side, Swing is at the gym
Haven't got there yet
Fuck.
Aww man
Let me just grab my thesaurus...
I love you both but SERIOUSLY
I don't think NSP can take anymore guys
Oh... she's going to take it
Soon. She was going to take it soon. They were both reaching the end of their endurance. Their lust engulfing them. Skin against skin. Needing to be closer. Ever closer.
Ooh personal porn!"
Anything for you m'dear |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"On the plus side, Swing is at the gym
Haven't got there yet
Fuck.
Aww man
Let me just grab my thesaurus...
I love you both but SERIOUSLY
I don't think NSP can take anymore guys
Oh... she's going to take it
Soon. She was going to take it soon. They were both reaching the end of their endurance. Their lust engulfing them. Skin against skin. Needing to be closer. Ever closer.
Ooh personal porn!
Anything for you m'dear "
You've done a lot for me today lovely..... thank you |
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"Hang on so i go out this morning/afternoon have the most amazing time i have had in so long go to sleep for a few hours and then this happens
Can i play please
Hump away "
Why thank you so very much its so kind of you |
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"Hang on so i go out this morning/afternoon have the most amazing time i have had in so long go to sleep for a few hours and then this happens
Can i play please
No. None of your smut. Thank you.
What do you mean you finished wanking yet anyway woman or do you need more material
I love you but you're a twat
I hear that exact sentence so much in my life "
She tells me all the time |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Hang on so i go out this morning/afternoon have the most amazing time i have had in so long go to sleep for a few hours and then this happens
Can i play please
No. None of your smut. Thank you.
What do you mean you finished wanking yet anyway woman or do you need more material
I love you but you're a twat
I hear that exact sentence so much in my life "
Tbf.... after today's threads I'm really not surprised.
Nora.... I love you but you broke my twat. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hang on so i go out this morning/afternoon have the most amazing time i have had in so long go to sleep for a few hours and then this happens
Can i play please
No. None of your smut. Thank you.
What do you mean you finished wanking yet anyway woman or do you need more material
I love you but you're a twat
I hear that exact sentence so much in my life
Tbf.... after today's threads I'm really not surprised.
Nora.... I love you but you broke my twat."
Hahahahaha. |
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