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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There needs to be a fab dictionary for the likes of me who keep having to ask what things mean!
Which words need to be in it? And definitions too please  |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"There needs to be a fab dictionary for the likes of me who keep having to ask what things mean!
Which words need to be in it? And definitions too please "
Stop pretending to be innocent  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There needs to be a fab dictionary for the likes of me who keep having to ask what things mean!
Which words need to be in it? And definitions too please
Stop pretending to be innocent "
 . I am! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"There needs to be a fab dictionary for the likes of me who keep having to ask what things mean!
Which words need to be in it? And definitions too please
Stop pretending to be innocent
. I am! "
As innocent as I am! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The Clique® (/klik/)
noun
An unknown group of indeterminate size of friendly swingers, who are seen as aloof dickbags by people who don't understand how friendship works.
"I keep getting ignored on the forums, and nobody responds to my dick pic messages. I blame The Clique... whoever they are."
- UNLOS user, joined fifteen minutes ago. |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"There needs to be a fab dictionary for the likes of me who keep having to ask what things mean!
Which words need to be in it? And definitions too please
Stop pretending to be innocent
. I am!
As innocent as I am! "
Digging a deeper hole |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The Clique® (/klik/)
noun
An unknown group of indeterminate size of friendly swingers, who are seen as aloof dickbags by people who don't understand how friendship works.
"I keep getting ignored on the forums, and nobody responds to my dick pic messages. I blame The Clique... whoever they are."
- UNLOS user, joined fifteen minutes ago."
This is what I mean people! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Munging..... 
How do you delete someone else's post? 
You googled didn't you....
I told y'all not to! "
Morbid curiosity got the better of me. You seem wise, I'll definitely listen to you next time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Clique® (/klik/)
noun
An unknown group of indeterminate size of friendly swingers, who are seen as aloof dickbags by people who don't understand how friendship works.
"I keep getting ignored on the forums, and nobody responds to my dick pic messages. I blame The Clique... whoever they are."
- UNLOS user, joined fifteen minutes ago.
This is what I mean people!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Munging.....
How do you delete someone else's post?
You googled didn't you....
I told y'all not to!
What could be more romantic than a moonlit walk through a cemetery together and.....oh..... "
Carry on I’m going off you rapidly. It’s a good thing!  |
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"The Clique® (/klik/)
noun
An unknown group of indeterminate size of friendly swingers, who are seen as aloof dickbags by people who don't understand how friendship works.
"I keep getting ignored on the forums, and nobody responds to my dick pic messages. I blame The Clique... whoever they are."
- UNLOS user, joined fifteen minutes ago."
Schrödinger's clique: that which you are both a member of and not a member of depending on who you're talking to, why, and what your agenda is. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Space Docking 
I don’t know that one but I guarantee if you said it I’m not gonna like it!
Yes you do. We’ve spoken of this "
Oh Christ I looked. Enough now! Do
Nice ones! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Clique® (/klik/)
noun
An unknown group of indeterminate size of friendly swingers, who are seen as aloof dickbags by people who don't understand how friendship works.
"I keep getting ignored on the forums, and nobody responds to my dick pic messages. I blame The Clique... whoever they are."
- UNLOS user, joined fifteen minutes ago.
Schrödinger's clique: that which you are both a member of and not a member of depending on who you're talking to, why, and what your agenda is."
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Munging.....
How do you delete someone else's post?
You googled didn't you....
I told y'all not to!
Morbid curiosity got the better of me. You seem wise, I'll definitely listen to you next time "
Good plan. And spread the word. Not enough people realise my wisdom is real  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"There needs to be a fab dictionary for the likes of me who keep having to ask what things mean!
Which words need to be in it? And definitions too please
Stop pretending to be innocent
. I am!
As innocent as I am!
Digging a deeper hole "
Oi!
I mean fair point but still! |
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"White knight
Someone define that one "
White knight:
1. A man who agrees with a woman in the hopes that she will bestow sex upon him
2. A man without his own opinions attempting to curry popularity
3. An accusation made of a man by those who cannot conceive of a situation where a man would agree with a woman |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"White knight
Someone define that one
White knight:
1. A man who agrees with a woman in the hopes that she will bestow sex upon him
2. A man without his own opinions attempting to curry popularity
3. An accusation made of a man by those who cannot conceive of a situation where a man would agree with a woman"
Yours is better than mine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"White knight
Someone define that one
White knight:
1. A man who agrees with a woman in the hopes that she will bestow sex upon him
2. A man without his own opinions attempting to curry popularity
3. An accusation made of a man by those who cannot conceive of a situation where a man would agree with a woman"
Am I a white knight if I agree with you?  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it. "
You got it right the first time. But in that case, it was more about entertainment. |
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"White knight
Someone define that one
White knight:
1. A man who agrees with a woman in the hopes that she will bestow sex upon him
2. A man without his own opinions attempting to curry popularity
3. An accusation made of a man by those who cannot conceive of a situation where a man would agree with a woman
Am I a white knight if I agree with you? "
Schrödinger's white knight  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"White knight
Someone define that one
White knight:
1. A man who agrees with a woman in the hopes that she will bestow sex upon him
2. A man without his own opinions attempting to curry popularity
3. An accusation made of a man by those who cannot conceive of a situation where a man would agree with a woman"
Pretty much what I thought. Thanks x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"White knight
Someone define that one
White knight:
1. A man who agrees with a woman in the hopes that she will bestow sex upon him
2. A man without his own opinions attempting to curry popularity
3. An accusation made of a man by those who cannot conceive of a situation where a man would agree with a woman
Am I a white knight if I agree with you?
Schrödinger's white knight "
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"White knight
Someone define that one
The male equivalent of a unicorn only he has a better bum
Actually define unicorn please. "
... more slippery.
Generally, a single bisexual woman who'll meet couples, but subject to significant linguistic drift. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"White knight
Someone define that one
The male equivalent of a unicorn only he has a better bum
Actually define unicorn please. "
Is it just a single woman who plays with couples? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it. "
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"There needs to be a fab dictionary for the likes of me who keep having to ask what things mean!
Which words need to be in it? And definitions too please "
You mean like this
https://www.fabswingers.com/glossary
Maybe it needs some additions
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And acronyms. Never knew there was a difference between MMF (implies 2 bi guys) and MFM (implies 2 hetero guys)."
Yes! I learnt this not long ago. I struggled with the acronyms. Think I’ve got most of them now! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There needs to be a fab dictionary for the likes of me who keep having to ask what things mean!
Which words need to be in it? And definitions too please
You mean like this
https://www.fabswingers.com/glossary
Maybe it needs some additions
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Damn I can never click on links on here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There needs to be a fab dictionary for the likes of me who keep having to ask what things mean!
Which words need to be in it? And definitions too please
You mean like this
https://www.fabswingers.com/glossary
Maybe it needs some additions
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I did not know this existed |
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"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it.
You got it right the first time. But in that case, it was more about entertainment."
Thanks for clearing that up NSP But who's gonna clear up the mess in the other thread? Is there cat litter on the floor or does somebody wash it down with a fire hose? |
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Lamp post pissing: claiming someone as your own in an extravagant, showy way which is considered obnoxious by others (and potentially unbefitting in a swinging context).
Applied seriously, in jest, and as a malicious label.
Someone can both lamp post piss and subtly invite lamp post pissing. |
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"And acronyms. Never knew there was a difference between MMF (implies 2 bi guys) and MFM (implies 2 hetero guys).
Thank god for lockdown. I could have been getting myself into trouble there "
I often find that such distinctions are important when one is higher on the fragility scale, but we should probably leave the woke glossary for another time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There needs to be a fab dictionary for the likes of me who keep having to ask what things mean!
Which words need to be in it? And definitions too please
You mean like this
https://www.fabswingers.com/glossary
Maybe it needs some additions
I did not know this existed "
Nor me. |
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"And acronyms. Never knew there was a difference between MMF (implies 2 bi guys) and MFM (implies 2 hetero guys)."
Except it doesn't. If it did it would have to work for all combinations so try and describe three straight men and two bi women. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And acronyms. Never knew there was a difference between MMF (implies 2 bi guys) and MFM (implies 2 hetero guys).
Except it doesn't. If it did it would have to work for all combinations so try and describe three straight men and two bi women."
MFFM+M? |
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"And acronyms. Never knew there was a difference between MMF (implies 2 bi guys) and MFM (implies 2 hetero guys).
Yes! I learnt this not long ago. I struggled with the acronyms. Think I’ve got most of them now!"
OK... Everydays a school day...
Is there a difference between mfmf and mmff? Or mffm for that matter.. Has the feeling of a truth table about it. |
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"There needs to be a list somewhere of banned words.
I cant scr@pe wallpaper off the walls, vveed the garden, go to hypn0therapy, drink c0ke, or ch0ke when somebody says something funny "
And a man hopes his inbox isn't tumble420 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There needs to be a list somewhere of banned words.
I cant scr@pe wallpaper off the walls, vveed the garden, go to hypn0therapy, drink c0ke, or ch0ke when somebody says something funny "
And if you write heteexible (hetero-flexible) you get a in the middle. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it.
You got it right the first time. But in that case, it was more about entertainment.
Thanks for clearing that up NSP But who's gonna clear up the mess in the other thread? Is there cat litter on the floor or does somebody wash it down with a fire hose?"
I have no idea....
I do my best to allow others to think about such things. It's easier for my brain |
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"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it.
You got it right the first time. But in that case, it was more about entertainment.
Thanks for clearing that up NSP But who's gonna clear up the mess in the other thread? Is there cat litter on the floor or does somebody wash it down with a fire hose?
I have no idea....
I do my best to allow others to think about such things. It's easier for my brain "
Occasionally I think fire is the only answer
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it.
You got it right the first time. But in that case, it was more about entertainment.
Thanks for clearing that up NSP But who's gonna clear up the mess in the other thread? Is there cat litter on the floor or does somebody wash it down with a fire hose?
I have no idea....
I do my best to allow others to think about such things. It's easier for my brain
Occasionally I think fire is the only answer
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Does fire work on pee? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And acronyms. Never knew there was a difference between MMF (implies 2 bi guys) and MFM (implies 2 hetero guys).
Yes! I learnt this not long ago. I struggled with the acronyms. Think I’ve got most of them now!
OK... Everydays a school day...
Is there a difference between mfmf and mmff? Or mffm for that matter.. Has the feeling of a truth table about it. "
Don't bring maths into it and make it really confusing  |
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"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it.
You got it right the first time. But in that case, it was more about entertainment.
Thanks for clearing that up NSP But who's gonna clear up the mess in the other thread? Is there cat litter on the floor or does somebody wash it down with a fire hose?
I have no idea....
I do my best to allow others to think about such things. It's easier for my brain
Occasionally I think fire is the only answer
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^ Shes a fire starter, twisted fire starter |
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"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it.
You got it right the first time. But in that case, it was more about entertainment.
Thanks for clearing that up NSP But who's gonna clear up the mess in the other thread? Is there cat litter on the floor or does somebody wash it down with a fire hose?
I have no idea....
I do my best to allow others to think about such things. It's easier for my brain "
Good plan  |
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"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it.
You got it right the first time. But in that case, it was more about entertainment.
Thanks for clearing that up NSP But who's gonna clear up the mess in the other thread? Is there cat litter on the floor or does somebody wash it down with a fire hose?
I have no idea....
I do my best to allow others to think about such things. It's easier for my brain
Occasionally I think fire is the only answer
Does fire work on pee? "
Oh god the smell |
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"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it.
You got it right the first time. But in that case, it was more about entertainment.
Thanks for clearing that up NSP But who's gonna clear up the mess in the other thread? Is there cat litter on the floor or does somebody wash it down with a fire hose?
I have no idea....
I do my best to allow others to think about such things. It's easier for my brain
Occasionally I think fire is the only answer
^ Shes a fire starter, twisted fire starter "
She didn't start the fire, it was always burning since the world's been turnin' |
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"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it.
You got it right the first time. But in that case, it was more about entertainment.
Thanks for clearing that up NSP But who's gonna clear up the mess in the other thread? Is there cat litter on the floor or does somebody wash it down with a fire hose?
I have no idea....
I do my best to allow others to think about such things. It's easier for my brain
Occasionally I think fire is the only answer
Does fire work on pee? "
no, pee works on fire, i think its a rock paper scissors scenario |
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"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it.
You got it right the first time. But in that case, it was more about entertainment.
Thanks for clearing that up NSP But who's gonna clear up the mess in the other thread? Is there cat litter on the floor or does somebody wash it down with a fire hose?
I have no idea....
I do my best to allow others to think about such things. It's easier for my brain
Occasionally I think fire is the only answer
^ Shes a fire starter, twisted fire starter
She didn't start the fire, it was always burning since the world's been turnin'"
Bet you dont know all the words to that song |
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"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it.
You got it right the first time. But in that case, it was more about entertainment.
Thanks for clearing that up NSP But who's gonna clear up the mess in the other thread? Is there cat litter on the floor or does somebody wash it down with a fire hose?
I have no idea....
I do my best to allow others to think about such things. It's easier for my brain
Occasionally I think fire is the only answer
^ Shes a fire starter, twisted fire starter
She didn't start the fire, it was always burning since the world's been turnin'
Bet you dont know all the words to that song "
I'm way too young for that |
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"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it.
You got it right the first time. But in that case, it was more about entertainment.
Thanks for clearing that up NSP But who's gonna clear up the mess in the other thread? Is there cat litter on the floor or does somebody wash it down with a fire hose?
I have no idea....
I do my best to allow others to think about such things. It's easier for my brain
Occasionally I think fire is the only answer
^ Shes a fire starter, twisted fire starter
She didn't start the fire, it was always burning since the world's been turnin'
Bet you dont know all the words to that song
I'm way too young for that "
Oh I keep forgetting how old I am |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it.
You got it right the first time. But in that case, it was more about entertainment.
Thanks for clearing that up NSP But who's gonna clear up the mess in the other thread? Is there cat litter on the floor or does somebody wash it down with a fire hose?
I have no idea....
I do my best to allow others to think about such things. It's easier for my brain
Occasionally I think fire is the only answer
Does fire work on pee?
Oh god the smell "
That would be bad! |
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"And acronyms. Never knew there was a difference between MMF (implies 2 bi guys) and MFM (implies 2 hetero guys).
Thank god for lockdown. I could have been getting myself into trouble there
I often find that such distinctions are important when one is higher on the fragility scale, but we should probably leave the woke glossary for another time."
It wasn't about being fragile or woke (I'm only one of those things ) but I was thinking more that I could he getting into situations where misunderstandings of intent come into play. Wouldn't want to give someone the wrong idea |
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"And acronyms. Never knew there was a difference between MMF (implies 2 bi guys) and MFM (implies 2 hetero guys).
Thank god for lockdown. I could have been getting myself into trouble there
I often find that such distinctions are important when one is higher on the fragility scale, but we should probably leave the woke glossary for another time.
It wasn't about being fragile or woke (I'm only one of those things ) but I was thinking more that I could he getting into situations where misunderstandings of intent come into play. Wouldn't want to give someone the wrong idea "
Oh absolutely.
All of these things are intersectional, though. Communication is key. |
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"*** DO NOT GOOGLE THIS ***
"cock eating worms"
*** DO NOT GOOGLE THIS ***
Telling me not to do something makes me want to do it more "
This is a situation where being non conformist is a very bad idea |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it.
You got it right the first time. But in that case, it was more about entertainment.
Thanks for clearing that up NSP But who's gonna clear up the mess in the other thread? Is there cat litter on the floor or does somebody wash it down with a fire hose?
I have no idea....
I do my best to allow others to think about such things. It's easier for my brain
Occasionally I think fire is the only answer
Does fire work on pee?
no, pee works on fire, i think its a rock paper scissors scenario"
Peeing on your hand then setting it on fire? |
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"*** DO NOT GOOGLE THIS ***
"cock eating worms"
*** DO NOT GOOGLE THIS ***
Telling me not to do something makes me want to do it more "
Me too. I’ve only just come out of therapy from the last thing someone told me not to google on here! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am not reading this thread
I've learnt my lesson NEVER to Google anything that's said on here "
But but Miss Poppins please don’t blame me. This thread hasn’t gone the way I expected  |
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"Blue Waffle.
Not a dressing gown.
Dear god people.... If you value your eyes and sanity, DO NOT GOOGLE THIS!
Lol why am I tempted to google it more now since you’ve said not to "
That one in particular, really don't |
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"Blue Waffle.
Not a dressing gown.
Dear god people.... If you value your eyes and sanity, DO NOT GOOGLE THIS!
Lol why am I tempted to google it more now since you’ve said not to
That one in particular, really don't "
I just saw actual blue waffles and stopped there
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Blue Waffle.
Not a dressing gown.
Dear god people.... If you value your eyes and sanity, DO NOT GOOGLE THIS! "
You just know we're going to have to Google now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Frottage...
This and many others. My lexicon (and my phone's predictive text) has been corrupted by Fab.
Even "play" suggests something entirely different now!  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Blue Waffle.
Not a dressing gown.
Dear god people.... If you value your eyes and sanity, DO NOT GOOGLE THIS!
You just know we're going to have to Google now "
Not safe. You've been warned lol |
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"Got a message today begging for me to let him be my full toilet????. No idea what he meant but something tells me i am better not knowing."
Hes probably full of shit |
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"Got a message today begging for me to let him be my full toilet????. No idea what he meant but something tells me i am better not knowing."
. I got that. Did he add that he wants nothing in return? |
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"Got a message today begging for me to let him be my full toilet????. No idea what he meant but something tells me i am better not knowing.
. I got that. Did he add that he wants nothing in return?"
Just said please several times |
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"Got a message today begging for me to let him be my full toilet????. No idea what he meant but something tells me i am better not knowing.
. I got that. Did he add that he wants nothing in return?
Just said please several times "
At least he has manners. Gotta give him that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Why oh why did I read this thread during breakfast...
Please accept my humble apologies, my thread has been totally corrupted by nut jobs
Some of us nutjobs helped "
Haha yep. I wasn’t including you in that. You did help |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Got a message today begging for me to let him be my full toilet????. No idea what he meant but something tells me i am better not knowing."
I got that one too! I have so many questions but I didn't dare |
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"And acronyms. Never knew there was a difference between MMF (implies 2 bi guys) and MFM (implies 2 hetero guys).
Except it doesn't. If it did it would have to work for all combinations so try and describe three straight men and two bi women.
MFFM+M?"
M+M implies a male/male couple |
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Scrunging:
Twisting and turning violently under the bed sheets for sexual excitement until the multigasm comes.
Multigasm- Multigasms are multiple orgasms coming out of all holes.
From the Urban Dictionary.
Maybe the Fab version should be titled the Fab Dicktionary? |
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