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Really? Seriously? Are you friggin' kidding?!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

* Stands on soapbox *

The single most important reason humanity needs to be able to reach through their phone, grab someone by the back of the head and scream into their ears "READ! THE! PROFILE! YOU! FUCKING! DIPSHIT!"

Messages that contain the words "what are you looking for"!

That's all

Stay safe and love each other.

* Gets off soapbox *

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have a snickers

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

So.....what are you looking for?

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

As Keith Lemon is fond of saying:

“But whats the message?”

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Have a snickers

Definitely

and a deep breath

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

Yes the four words missing from most of my messages ‘I read your profile’ then something that indicates they actually did, by expressing an interest in something I’ve written

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By *aul1973HullMan over a year ago

East Hull

"Have a snickers

*giggles & snorts*

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I know a number of other reasons why I'd want to reach through phones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"* Stands on soapbox *

The single most important reason humanity needs to be able to reach through their phone, grab someone by the back of the head and scream into their ears "READ! THE! PROFILE! YOU! FUCKING! DIPSHIT!"

Messages that contain the words "what are you looking for"!

That's all

Stay safe and love each other.

* Gets off soapbox *"

If that’s the only thing you have to rant about, life’s ok

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you come across as lovely people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know it says straight but I'm actually bi.. I know but my (insert friend relative pet work colleague) is on here and I don't want them to know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's a no then?

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