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"I'm right handed but I eat crisps, deal cards, dial an old fashioned revolving-dial telephone and wank left handed  "
Is left handed wanking weird?
Leaves you right hand free use a mouse / phone / turn pages |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My tits are so big I can hold a pineapple under each one without using my hands."
The mind boggles.
How do even find out you can do something like that.  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I don't know how to ride a bike and at this point in my life, it seems too strange for me to learn  "
Ditto. I have visions of me precariously half cycling/half walking along and undoubtedly falling over in a mangled heap of embarrassment, metal and loss of dignity. |
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"I'm right handed but I eat crisps, deal cards, dial an old fashioned revolving-dial telephone and wank left handed
Is left handed wanking weird?
Leaves you right hand free use a mouse / phone / turn pages "
It's probably weird in that I can't do it right handed because the feeling's all wrong  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't know how to ride a bike and at this point in my life, it seems too strange for me to learn
Ditto. I have visions of me precariously half cycling/half walking along and undoubtedly falling over in a mangled heap of embarrassment, metal and loss of dignity."
Me too.
I did think about giving it a go but I had similar visions to you Meli. |
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"I have one bollock due to cancer nearly blind in one eye one knee is fucked and my ankle hurts"
Crikey my friend you’ve been through it, credit to you carrying on.
On the plus side your good lady looks very sexy. |
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I accidently gave myself a 'tattoo'... in my gum.
As a kid I slipped whilst sucking the end of a pencil and jammed it into my gum.
It got a little stuck, so I had to woggle it out and when it came out I noticed the graphite had broken off.
It left a permanent black line in my gum. 
Then a few years later I did the same, but under my nail.
Both kinda hurt |
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"I was nearly 50 when I was circumcised
Did it hurt?
It did smart a bit.
This expression dates back over a thousand years "
I didn’t know that, but I do use it, I think it sines up that sharp eye watering pain that quite frankly smarts. |
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"I was nearly 50 when I was circumcised
Did it hurt?
It did smart a bit.
This expression dates back over a thousand years
I didn’t know that, but I do use it, I think it sines up that sharp eye watering pain that quite frankly smarts. "
sums up not sines  |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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"I was nearly 50 when I was circumcised
Did it hurt?
It did smart a bit.
This expression dates back over a thousand years
I didn’t know that, but I do use it, I think it sines up that sharp eye watering pain that quite frankly smarts. "
Maybe a hug will help |
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"I was nearly 50 when I was circumcised
Did it hurt?
It did smart a bit.
This expression dates back over a thousand years
I didn’t know that, but I do use it, I think it sines up that sharp eye watering pain that quite frankly smarts.
Maybe a hug will help"
It certainly would, it always helps |
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"My tits are so big I can hold a pineapple under each one without using my hands.
The mind boggles.
How do even find out you can do something like that. "
Well, you know there is the test to see if you need a bra where you place a pencil under each breast to see if it stays in place?..Well one afternoon my partner and I experimented to see exactly what size of object I could hold unaided. Pineapples were the final test. Ironically I couldn't hold a melon! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My tits are so big I can hold a pineapple under each one without using my hands.
The mind boggles.
How do even find out you can do something like that.
Well, you know there is the test to see if you need a bra where you place a pencil under each breast to see if it stays in place?..Well one afternoon my partner and I experimented to see exactly what size of object I could hold unaided. Pineapples were the final test. Ironically I couldn't hold a melon!"
Not going to lie, these are couples goals  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was nearly 50 when I was circumcised
Ouch!
That mofo must have hurt!
It was tender and the first test run was terrifying. "
What do you mean test run ?!?!?
Waaaaaa
Omg it’s like when I see nipple piercings I absolutely cringe from the pain that would be caused by it !!
And totally get lots of lovely ladies have them pierced my bestie has hers pierced maybe I’m just too much of a scardy cat !!!
But your all lots braver than me !!!
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"I like oranges but hate anything that tastes like orange, even orange juice.
Go figure lol
I'm like that with bananas! Love the fruit but hate anything banana flavoured  Lol
This is uncanny.  "
That is a very nice looking banana you have there  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need a new hip.
Wow what happened
I’ve worn it out??"
Apparently I’ll be in that boat in 16 years maybe sooner since I’ve had a severe car crash since that diagnosis  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like oranges but hate anything that tastes like orange, even orange juice.
Go figure lol
I'm like that with bananas! Love the fruit but hate anything banana flavoured Lol
This is uncanny. "
Hahaha |
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"I like oranges but hate anything that tastes like orange, even orange juice.
Go figure lol
I'm like that with bananas! Love the fruit but hate anything banana flavoured Lol
This is uncanny.
Hahaha "
Pic and mix on the fruit is available. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fruit juice gives me mouth alcers
Morning
That’s a strange one ?!? Is it certain fruit or all fruit ? Can you eat fruit ?
I’m allergic to most fruit
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It's the acid in fruit. I can eat the odd apple or banana with no problems but the juice you get in cartons pure or concentrate will blister my mouth.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tis better that I just use the one word, strange, to cover the reasons,for I d be writing here for a very long time...
I prefer the company of the wild things not society and I have no boundaries, no rules.... |
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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago
A box at end of your bed |
"My tits are so big I can hold a pineapple under each one without using my hands.
The mind boggles.
How do even find out you can do something like that. "
Her shopping bag burst and she had her hands full maybe. |
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