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How many ducks would it take to kill a fully grown rhino?
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over a year ago
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"The answer btw is 1.
The Rhino chases a single duck across the plains of the Serengeti and slips into a lake full of hungry crocodiles who then devour said Rhino for lunch .
So yes , 1  "
But then it wasnt the duck that killed the Rhino.. it was the crocs.. |
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"Are they horse sized ducks?
No they’re duck sized ducks"
Have they been on any animal handling courses or taken martial arts lessons? I'd think they wouldn't need much, rhino has crap eyesight so probably wouldn't even see the duck till it was too late. |
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"The answer btw is 1.
The Rhino chases a single duck across the plains of the Serengeti and slips into a lake full of hungry crocodiles who then devour said Rhino for lunch .
So yes , 1
But then it wasnt the duck that killed the Rhino.. it was the crocs.. "
Ah yes but technically if the Rhino wasnt chasing 1 Duck it wouldn't have been there in the first place . So the Duck caused its death . And because the Rhino was fucking thick as shit  |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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Again 1.
This time a duck is one of these..The DUKW (colloquially known as Duck) is a six-wheel-drive amphibious modification of the ?2 1/2-ton CCKW trucks used by the U.S. military during World War II and the Korean War. |
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"The answer btw is 1.
The Rhino chases a single duck across the plains of the Serengeti and slips into a lake full of hungry crocodiles who then devour said Rhino for lunch .
So yes , 1
But then it wasnt the duck that killed the Rhino.. it was the crocs..
Ah yes but technically if the Rhino wasnt chasing 1 Duck it wouldn't have been there in the first place . So the Duck caused its death . And because the Rhino was fucking thick as shit "
Dearest Fuck Nug.. i shall agree to disagree.. :D
Crocs killed the fecking Rhino 
I have been pondering this far to long to see how ducks would actually kill a Rhino or work as a collective to do so. Their skin is so thick, a duck isnt a carnivore.. and like wise the Rhino wouldnt eat the duck to ch-oke on it..
hmmmm |
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"The answer btw is 1.
The Rhino chases a single duck across the plains of the Serengeti and slips into a lake full of hungry crocodiles who then devour said Rhino for lunch .
So yes , 1
But then it wasnt the duck that killed the Rhino.. it was the crocs..
Ah yes but technically if the Rhino wasnt chasing 1 Duck it wouldn't have been there in the first place . So the Duck caused its death . And because the Rhino was fucking thick as shit
Dearest Fuck Nug.. i shall agree to disagree.. :D
Crocs killed the fecking Rhino
I have been pondering this far to long to see how ducks would actually kill a Rhino or work as a collective to do so. Their skin is so thick, a duck isnt a carnivore.. and like wise the Rhino wouldnt eat the duck to ch-oke on it..
hmmmm "
You are overthinking it way too much my dear . As usual my answer was just random bollocks |
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"The answer btw is 1.
The Rhino chases a single duck across the plains of the Serengeti and slips into a lake full of hungry crocodiles who then devour said Rhino for lunch .
So yes , 1
But then it wasnt the duck that killed the Rhino.. it was the crocs..
Ah yes but technically if the Rhino wasnt chasing 1 Duck it wouldn't have been there in the first place . So the Duck caused its death . And because the Rhino was fucking thick as shit
Dearest Fuck Nug.. i shall agree to disagree.. :D
Crocs killed the fecking Rhino
I have been pondering this far to long to see how ducks would actually kill a Rhino or work as a collective to do so. Their skin is so thick, a duck isnt a carnivore.. and like wise the Rhino wouldnt eat the duck to ch-oke on it..
hmmmm
You are overthinking it way too much my dear . As usual my answer was just random bollocks "
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"The answer btw is 1.
The Rhino chases a single duck across the plains of the Serengeti and slips into a lake full of hungry crocodiles who then devour said Rhino for lunch .
So yes , 1
But then it wasnt the duck that killed the Rhino.. it was the crocs..
Ah yes but technically if the Rhino wasnt chasing 1 Duck it wouldn't have been there in the first place . So the Duck caused its death . And because the Rhino was fucking thick as shit
Dearest Fuck Nug.. i shall agree to disagree.. :D
Crocs killed the fecking Rhino
I have been pondering this far to long to see how ducks would actually kill a Rhino or work as a collective to do so. Their skin is so thick, a duck isnt a carnivore.. and like wise the Rhino wouldnt eat the duck to ch-oke on it..
hmmmm "
What if it was a suicidal duck that dressed up like a cabbage?
Rhino's love cabbages, so it'd gobble up the duck and possibly ch-oke.
It's not a guarantee that it would die though. |
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What if it was a suicidal duck that dressed up like a cabbage?
Rhino's love cabbages, so it'd gobble up the duck and possibly ch-oke.
It's not a guarantee that it would die though. "
A duck wouldnt have the mental capacity to think that way though would it?
just actually youtubed a clip of a rhino eating and unsure if a whole duck would fit in there 
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Based on averaged measurements: a duck can lift 250g, a white think weighs 2.3 tonnes. Therefore it would take 9,200 ducks to lift a think away and drop it somewhere |
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"The answer btw is 1.
The Rhino chases a single duck across the plains of the Serengeti and slips into a lake full of hungry crocodiles who then devour said Rhino for lunch .
So yes , 1
But then it wasnt the duck that killed the Rhino.. it was the crocs..
Ah yes but technically if the Rhino wasnt chasing 1 Duck it wouldn't have been there in the first place . So the Duck caused its death . And because the Rhino was fucking thick as shit
Dearest Fuck Nug.. i shall agree to disagree.. :D
Crocs killed the fecking Rhino
I have been pondering this far to long to see how ducks would actually kill a Rhino or work as a collective to do so. Their skin is so thick, a duck isnt a carnivore.. and like wise the Rhino wouldnt eat the duck to ch-oke on it..
hmmmm
You are overthinking it way too much my dear . As usual my answer was just random bollocks
Think i am sleep deprived.. sit with me and stroke my hair "
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What if it was a suicidal duck that dressed up like a cabbage?
Rhino's love cabbages, so it'd gobble up the duck and possibly ch-oke.
It's not a guarantee that it would die though.
A duck wouldnt have the mental capacity to think that way though would it?
just actually youtubed a clip of a rhino eating and unsure if a whole duck would fit in there
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
Cute N Sassy you are right when you say ducks aren't carnivores (only eats meat); as domestic ducks are typically herbivores (only eats plants).
This is different for wild ducks, as they are omnivores (meat and plant eaters/eat-alls). So to say ducks in the wild don't eat meat or fish is not true, albeit smaller critters.
This is typical of some ducks' diet in the wild:
Small fish.
Fish eggs.
Crayfish.
Frogs.
Tadpoles.
Grass.
Leaves.
Seeds.
Grain.
Wheat.
Insects.
Berries.
Fruits.
Nuts.
Pebbles.
Small shells.
Grit. |
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"Based on averaged measurements: a duck can lift 250g, a white think weighs 2.3 tonnes. Therefore it would take 9,200 ducks to lift a think away and drop it somewhere "
yeah thats fine but how would you then get all 9,200 ducks to lift a Rhino.. it would be impossible.. only get a hundred or so duck beaks and thats if they all had the same idea at the same point...
but by the time the Rhino tipped he'd simply squish said ducks under the weight of its body..
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"Cute N Sassy you are right when you say ducks aren't carnivores (only eats meat); as domestic ducks are typically herbivores (only eats plants).
This is different for wild ducks, as they are omnivores (meat and plant eaters/eat-alls). So to say ducks in the wild don't eat meat or fish is not true, albeit smaller critters.
This is typical of some ducks' diet in the wild:
Small fish.
Fish eggs.
Crayfish.
Frogs.
Tadpoles.
Grass.
Leaves.
Seeds.
Grain.
Wheat.
Insects.
Berries.
Fruits.
Nuts.
Pebbles.
Small shells.
Grit."
I didnt see Rhino on the menu though |
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"Based on averaged measurements: a duck can lift 250g, a white think weighs 2.3 tonnes. Therefore it would take 9,200 ducks to lift a think away and drop it somewhere
yeah thats fine but how would you then get all 9,200 ducks to lift a Rhino.. it would be impossible.. only get a hundred or so duck beaks and thats if they all had the same idea at the same point...
but by the time the Rhino tipped he'd simply squish said ducks under the weight of its body..
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You've really researched this ain't ya |
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"Based on averaged measurements: a duck can lift 250g, a white think weighs 2.3 tonnes. Therefore it would take 9,200 ducks to lift a think away and drop it somewhere
yeah thats fine but how would you then get all 9,200 ducks to lift a Rhino.. it would be impossible.. only get a hundred or so duck beaks and thats if they all had the same idea at the same point...
but by the time the Rhino tipped he'd simply squish said ducks under the weight of its body..
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You stack your ducks obviously  The first layer grabs the rhino, the next layer grabs the first layer of ducks, etc |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
I didn't see Rhino on the menu though
That's because it's still being discussed in South Africa...SOUTH AFRICA: Rhino Meat Proposed To Be Sold to Public for Consumption - Discover Africa
Rhino Meat Proposed To Be Sold to Public for Consumption
Johannesburg – The government has proposed changes to South Africa’s meat safety legislation, suggesting that threatened species such as rhinos, elephants and giraffes end up on dinner plates.
The Department of Agriculture, Land Reform and Rural Development (DALRRD) has already received about 30000 comments before the deadline on Tuesday, it revealed in an answer to a recent parliamentary question on its draft amendment to the Meat Safety Act (MSA).
In February, it proposed expanding the 35 “domesticated animals” and “wild game species”, the commercial slaughter of which is already regulated under the MSA to a new list of more than 90 local and non-indigenous species, including rhinos, hippos, giraffes and elephants, as well as “all other species of animals not mentioned above, including birds, fish and reptiles that may be slaughtered as food for human and animal consumption”.
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"Based on averaged measurements: a duck can lift 250g, a white think weighs 2.3 tonnes. Therefore it would take 9,200 ducks to lift a think away and drop it somewhere
yeah thats fine but how would you then get all 9,200 ducks to lift a Rhino.. it would be impossible.. only get a hundred or so duck beaks and thats if they all had the same idea at the same point...
but by the time the Rhino tipped he'd simply squish said ducks under the weight of its body..
You stack your ducks obviously The first layer grabs the rhino, the next layer grabs the first layer of ducks, etc "
'grabs'.. when the feck did a duck have hands LVM?lol |
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What if it was a suicidal duck that dressed up like a cabbage?
Rhino's love cabbages, so it'd gobble up the duck and possibly ch-oke.
It's not a guarantee that it would die though.
A duck wouldnt have the mental capacity to think that way though would it?
just actually youtubed a clip of a rhino eating and unsure if a whole duck would fit in there
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Ducks are evil.
I wouldn't put anything past them. |
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"Based on averaged measurements: a duck can lift 250g, a white think weighs 2.3 tonnes. Therefore it would take 9,200 ducks to lift a think away and drop it somewhere
yeah thats fine but how would you then get all 9,200 ducks to lift a Rhino.. it would be impossible.. only get a hundred or so duck beaks and thats if they all had the same idea at the same point...
but by the time the Rhino tipped he'd simply squish said ducks under the weight of its body..
You stack your ducks obviously The first layer grabs the rhino, the next layer grabs the first layer of ducks, etc
'grabs'.. when the feck did a duck have hands LVM?lol "
Their beaks! Must I think of everything Sassy?  |
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"Based on averaged measurements: a duck can lift 250g, a white think weighs 2.3 tonnes. Therefore it would take 9,200 ducks to lift a think away and drop it somewhere
yeah thats fine but how would you then get all 9,200 ducks to lift a Rhino.. it would be impossible.. only get a hundred or so duck beaks and thats if they all had the same idea at the same point...
but by the time the Rhino tipped he'd simply squish said ducks under the weight of its body..
You stack your ducks obviously The first layer grabs the rhino, the next layer grabs the first layer of ducks, etc
'grabs'.. when the feck did a duck have hands LVM?lol
Their beaks! Must I think of everything Sassy? "
Im sleep deprived haha
Still saw the plan is flawed and you'd end up with duck pancakes..
o0o0o duck pancakes.. mmmmmmmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
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""ducks don't kill ppl, rhinos do..."  "
GLC ref before someone tells me I haven't answered the question - GLC is the answer....!
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Is there a form of duck/rhino trans-species rabies I wonder!? .... if so the scenario writes itself!"
If the duck died in the food/water of the poor beast then it maybe at risk from one of the following:
Duck Virus hepatitis
Duck Plague (Duck Virus Enteritis)
Riemerella anti pestiferous Infection
Avian Cholera
Colibacillosis
Aspergillosis
Toxins
Aflatoxin poisoning
Botulism
Castor bean poisoning
Insecticides, rodenticides
Bon apetite! |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Based on averaged measurements: a duck can lift 250g, a white think weighs 2.3 tonnes. Therefore it would take 9,200 ducks to lift a think away and drop it somewhere
yeah thats fine but how would you then get all 9,200 ducks to lift a Rhino.. it would be impossible.. only get a hundred or so duck beaks and thats if they all had the same idea at the same point...
but by the time the Rhino tipped he'd simply squish said ducks under the weight of its body..
You stack your ducks obviously The first layer grabs the rhino, the next layer grabs the first layer of ducks, etc
'grabs'.. when the feck did a duck have hands LVM?lol "
The RSPB says..Wings are modified arms which are better adapted to flying. But there are some important differences. The upper arm is short and thick, for powering the wing beat: this part is invisible on most birds. The bend in the middle of the wing is actually the bird’s wrist. The last joint of the wing is like our hand, but it has only one finger bone.
A hand with only one finger: sounds like a rude gesture called 'The bird', |
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"A few dozen frozen ducks might do it, fired out of a cannon, aimed at the poor rhino's head.
This is how jet engines are tested for potential airstrikes."
Surely the aerodynamic and engine fucking-up properties of frozen and fresh fowl are somewhat different?! No wonder planes can't cope with bird strikes! You should write to Boeing et.al and point out that birds aren't frozen when they strike in mid air. Surely you'd revolutionise the safety of air travel  |
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
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"A few dozen frozen ducks might do it, fired out of a cannon, aimed at the poor rhino's head.
This is how jet engines are tested for potential airstrikes.
Surely the aerodynamic and engine fucking-up properties of frozen and fresh fowl are somewhat different?! No wonder planes can't cope with bird strikes! You should write to Boeing et.al and point out that birds aren't frozen when they strike in mid air. Surely you'd revolutionise the safety of air travel "
That was the urban legend about when the US Air force borrowed Rolls Royces chicken cannon to test their windshields. They were horrified when the bird smashed thru the screen and embedded itself in the pilots chair.
They sent a lengthy, comprehensive and detailed report to Rolls Royce.
Rolls Royce replied in three words- "Defrost The Chicken" |
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"A few dozen frozen ducks might do it, fired out of a cannon, aimed at the poor rhino's head.
This is how jet engines are tested for potential airstrikes.
Surely the aerodynamic and engine fucking-up properties of frozen and fresh fowl are somewhat different?! No wonder planes can't cope with bird strikes! You should write to Boeing et.al and point out that birds aren't frozen when they strike in mid air. Surely you'd revolutionise the safety of air travel
That was the urban legend about when the US Air force borrowed Rolls Royces chicken cannon to test their windshields. They were horrified when the bird smashed thru the screen and embedded itself in the pilots chair.
They sent a lengthy, comprehensive and detailed report to Rolls Royce.
Rolls Royce replied in three words- "Defrost The Chicken" "
Love it. Possibly a new James May series...Doh, that's too simple for us to work out! |
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