"...stairs for a late night snack when you're snugged up in bed, too much like effort or do you just have to fill that hole?
I have a vibrator to fill my hole  "
That my dear was not the question, i must respectfully ask you to take your filth to another thread!!   |
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"wait until I need a wee. I have a downstairs bathroom so 2 birds one stone
I do hope you wash your hands young lady
I do... even before ole rona "
The fact you had to add "even before ole rona" suggests otherwise, I'll require swab samples |
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I managed to avoid this DilemmaI, by living in a yurt, I can reach the fridge from my hammock so I focus on the bigger issues in life, like was our universe formed from a black hole from another universe and where does the other sock go to. |
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"I managed to avoid this DilemmaI, by living in a yurt, I can reach the fridge from my hammock so I focus on the bigger issues in life, like was our universe formed from a black hole from another universe and where does the other sock go to."
A wise man indeed. Perhaps the black hole and sock are in cahoots? |
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"...stairs for a late night snack when you're snugged up in bed, too much like effort or do you just have to fill that hole?"
Normally I'd.. Suck it up and go hungry... But there was a thread about cheese on toast last night... And I've not had any fromage for a loooong time and the rumbles got the better of me... I had to have it... Images of the secret lemonade drinker spring to mind... It quenched my hunger and slacked my thirst... |
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"I managed to avoid this DilemmaI, by living in a yurt, I can reach the fridge from my hammock so I focus on the bigger issues in life, like was our universe formed from a black hole from another universe and where does the other sock go to.
A wise man indeed. Perhaps the black hole and sock are in cahoots?"
I hear Cahoots is lovely this time of year. |
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"wait until I need a wee. I have a downstairs bathroom so 2 birds one stone
I do hope you wash your hands young lady
I do... even before ole rona
The fact you had to add "even before ole rona" suggests otherwise, I'll require swab samples"
Send an oversized cotton bud in a jiffy bag. |
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"I thought this was gona be about giving head  
Never have two girls been more disappointed by a man!  "
Ladies i haven't even begun to disappoint yet, wait till i take you both out then you will be disappointed! |
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"I thought this was gona be about giving head
Never have two girls been more disappointed by a man!
Ladies i haven't even begun to disappoint yet, wait till i take you both out then you will be disappointed!"
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"The only hole I want filled late at night is between my legs. So I’ll stay in bed cosy  "
I swear you women are utter filth, i come here for a culinary discussion and you all just have to think with your fanny's don't you!? |
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"I thought this was gona be about giving head
Never have two girls been more disappointed by a man!
Ladies i haven't even begun to disappoint yet, wait till i take you both out then you will be disappointed!
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At least we'll have each other to perve on, or paint our nails maybe |
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"I thought this was gona be about giving head
Never have two girls been more disappointed by a man!
Ladies i haven't even begun to disappoint yet, wait till i take you both out then you will be disappointed!
At least we'll have each other to perve on, or paint our nails maybe "
That we do  |
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