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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably one of the ones I've recorded for Miss.Red where I put the top of a decanter in my arse but they all tend to blur into one tbh."
Put a cork in it! |
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The best wank I've ever had was a triumph of innovative technique and story-telling flair. In many ways, it was, in its scale and ambition, more of an opera than a mere wank.
Truly, it had everything: flamboyance, pathos and a twist ending. It was my masterpiece. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My best wank was with another guy in a public toilet - He was hard, I was hard - both sanding at the urinals. The chemistry was there. Love it or loath it but I had the best cum of my life. |
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Well the one I had last night was just a ‘maintenance wank’ to keep my tubes clear (it’s been 10 days since I last cum and I was getting that ache, blokes know what I mean), but like others have said, I can’t think of a ‘stand out’ one  |
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"The best wank I've ever had was a triumph of innovative technique and story-telling flair. In many ways, it was, in its scale and ambition, more of an opera than a mere wank.
Truly, it had everything: flamboyance, pathos and a twist ending. It was my masterpiece."
I'm imagining Queen as a soundtrack to the tugging  |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"Probably one of the ones I've recorded for Miss.Red where I put the top of a decanter in my arse but they all tend to blur into one tbh.
Remind me not to come to yours for sherry "
Yeah she's not worth it, I preferred the wank. |
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"My best wank was with another guy in a public toilet - He was hard, I was hard - both sanding at the urinals. The chemistry was there. Love it or loath it but I had the best cum of my life."
Now that's more like it |
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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago
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"Probably one of the ones I've recorded for Miss.Red where I put the top of a decanter in my arse but they all tend to blur into one tbh.
Remind me not to come to yours for sherry
Yeah she's not worth it, I preferred the wank."
Who's not worth it?  |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"Probably one of the ones I've recorded for Miss.Red where I put the top of a decanter in my arse but they all tend to blur into one tbh.
Remind me not to come to yours for sherry
Yeah she's not worth it, I preferred the wank.
Who's not worth it? "
Sherry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Couldn’t narrow it down to one but my best are usually when the Mrs is asleep and I’m discreetly working away on the end of my cock with my finger and thumb, very subtle movements.
It can take an hour sometimes especially if my brain is trying to power down for the night, but by George when that orgasm comes... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An ex about 10 years ago when had a bit to much to drink told me to wank for her and her friend , I just remembered cumming and smiling loads as they clapped and said that it was so sexy watching. |
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"An ex about 10 years ago when had a bit to much to drink told me to wank for her and her friend , I just remembered cumming and smiling loads as they clapped and said that it was so sexy watching. "
10 out 10. That would be a wonderful wank |
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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago
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Not sure I can remember a best wank. But the better ones are usually after a period of not having a regular wank. Certainly makes for a more explosive release. See my latest video for the full effect  |
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"Well the one I had last night was just a ‘maintenance wank’ to keep my tubes clear (it’s been 10 days since I last cum and I was getting that ache, blokes know what I mean), but like others have said, I can’t think of a ‘stand out’ one "
Maintenance wank....love it |
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"Well the one I had last night was just a ‘maintenance wank’ to keep my tubes clear (it’s been 10 days since I last cum and I was getting that ache, blokes know what I mean), but like others have said, I can’t think of a ‘stand out’ one
Maintenance wank....love it"
It is what it is...... |
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"An ex about 10 years ago when had a bit to much to drink told me to wank for her and her friend , I just remembered cumming and smiling loads as they clapped and said that it was so sexy watching. "
I can see how that would be memorable |
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One of my best wanks was at my old house, the backgardens were high on a slop with separation fence from neighbours perfect level for seeing into the living room nice wide big window waste hight my partner at her parents am slightly hungover watching porn on the big TV. Feeling aroused i take off my shorts leaving me fully naked am standing up by the window the next door neighbour just starting to set up cutting the grass fuck it am horny now I carry on slowly working up and down my shaft while often teasing my hard throbbing bellend rubbing my finger and thumb over and around my bellend and japs eye with my eyes switching between the tv and watching my neighbour cutting her grass am noticing she keeps looking in at me it just makes me feel hornyer my dick feeling harder and bigger than it ever has before am rubbing my pre cum all over my hard bellend my neighbour has fully stopped in her tracks watching me am wanking hard and fast my back arched right back, 3 to 4 metres I jackulate my first shot of cum very quickly followed by 5 more squirts of cum each time getting a little less distance but good loads with each stroke am now looking for my neighbours reaction and she's just walking of fastish am cleaning my self up and my neighbour is still in her house i head to the front window to see if her partners car is there no its not thank god, into kitchen I go for cleaning the mess I've made my cum had gone over the tv stand and all over the floor still my neighbour has not returned I jump in the shower back downstairs only to find it took my neighbour a full 40 minutes to return to her grass cutting. |
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