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Iv just done one of those farts that......
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You mean a potential follow through fart?
They create a truly terrifying feeling of momentary panic as one is forced to desperately clench mid fart in order to prevent anything more solid than gas from flying out....  |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"You mean a potential follow through fart?
They create a truly terrifying feeling of momentary panic as one is forced to desperately clench mid fart in order to prevent anything more solid than gas from flying out.... "
That really does call for epic clenching skills  |
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"You mean a potential follow through fart?
They create a truly terrifying feeling of momentary panic as one is forced to desperately clench mid fart in order to prevent anything more solid than gas from flying out....
That really does call for epic clenching skills "
It’s not so bad if one has a semi-solid one in the chute but if it’s pure rusty water up there, the clenching invariably only serves to force it out like a pressure hose
Um.....a little too much information perhaps?  |
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"Has anybody actually followed through in a public place? With no means of rescue "
I once shat myself down the woods.
A tale of woe it was involving a dodgy sausage roll on a hot day and an afternoon walk.
Suffice to say, it was a highly uncomfortable walk back home....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love it when u sat down and the fart is forced upwards through the fanny it tickles lol x 
Awww you best me to it  it’s like a little bubble working it’s way up  "
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Love this too, it’s funny when you aren’t alone in the room and u kinds got to conceal the pleasure  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women's farts are totally different to blokes farts
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They are! I’d a lass accuse me of “Genderising Farts” because I made that statement before. She was actually angry |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There's an awful lot of fart threads today, is the wind picking up?
I actually think this is the only one
Discuss
How many times will you meet someone....is another trending thread
Discussed"
Fair play sir |
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"There's an awful lot of fart threads today, is the wind picking up?
I actually think this is the only one
Discuss
How many times will you meet someone....is another trending thread
Discussed
Fair play sir "
A gentlemanly handshake is called for good chap |
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