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It’s the age old question.....
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
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100 duck sized horses every time - a horse sized duck would be bigger than me and more likely to do damage than no more than 4 or 5 duck sized horses being able to get near me at a time - plus if things got really bad I could climb a tree to escape a duck sized horse  |
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By *ai24 OP Man
over a year ago
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"100 duck sized horses every time - a horse sized duck would be bigger than me and more likely to do damage than no more than 4 or 5 duck sized horses being able to get near me at a time - plus if things got really bad I could climb a tree to escape a duck sized horse "
Hahahaha “if things for bad” got visions of a mob of angry mini horses baying for blood. |
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By *ai24 OP Man
over a year ago
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"I’ll opt for the horse sized duck; If I do manage to come through victorious against this most fearsome of quackers, I can have duck spring rolls for months afterwards  "
Easy to head lock just the one huge neck too, I’d imagine.....
Definitely wouldn’t fancy plucking it! |
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Definitely 100 duck sized horses, their kick of hooves wouldn’t be so painful. However a horse sized duck would tower over me and I’ve just got a vision of being gobbled up in one piece from above  |
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"horse sized duck I'd fight it defeat it become it's alpha and ride around on it looks all badass"
You know how sometimes when someone rides horses a lot they that spread to their thighs? Ducks are proportionally wider than horses at a guess so....spread em cowboy |
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over a year ago
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"horse sized duck I'd fight it defeat it become it's alpha and ride around on it looks all badass
You know how sometimes when someone rides horses a lot they that spread to their thighs? Ducks are proportionally wider than horses at a guess so....spread em cowboy"
I'd hang onto it's neck like the never ending story |
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"horse sized duck I'd fight it defeat it become it's alpha and ride around on it looks all badass
You know how sometimes when someone rides horses a lot they that spread to their thighs? Ducks are proportionally wider than horses at a guess so....spread em cowboyI'd hang onto it's neck like the never ending story"
That film made me cry  |
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