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over a year ago
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You have cheesecake
I invite you over for sex
Do you
a) come over for sex
b) come over for sex and bring the cheese cake
c) eat the cheese cake then come over for sex
d) eat the cheesecake and then lie in your bed in a cheese cake coma, and don’t come over for sex |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Honestly? I’d pick D"
Surely that’s because inviting yourself round for sex might as well just be ‘having a wank’ and you could do both at the same time?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jo will come round to fuck you whilst I eat the cheesecake! Or vice versa if she really wants cake   invite us both and we will bring the cheesecake
D."
Do you both want to come over for sex? |
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"Jo will come round to fuck you whilst I eat the cheesecake! Or vice versa if she really wants cake invite us both and we will bring the cheesecake
D.
Do you both want to come over for sex?"
What flavour cheesecake shall we bring?
D. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd bin the cheesecake because they're just wrong anyway and I have lockdown chub already so it wouldn't do me any good at all. Then I'd just sit here feeling all smug that a gorgeous 23 year old would want to have sex with an old git like me. But I wouldn't have the sex purely due to the age difference. I'd be high on virtue but with the knowledge I could be balls deep in cheesecake sex....    |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Take away the o and an anagram of scenario is arsenic...
Have you got some diabolical scheme planned so you can be Queen forever...what a cheek.( Cheek is in the word cheesecake).
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Take away the o and an anagram of scenario is arsenic...
Have you got some diabolical scheme planned so you can be Queen forever...what a cheek.( Cheek is in the word cheesecake).
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What? |
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"You have cheesecake
I invite you over for sex
Do you
a) come over for sex
b) come over for sex and bring the cheese cake
c) eat the cheese cake then come over for sex
d) eat the cheesecake and then lie in your bed in a cheese cake coma, and don’t come over for sex"
What about e) bring the cheesecake, get covered all over with it and then eat it..... just a suggestion |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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F) eat the cheesecake, go buy another cheesecake, eat the second cheesecake then message back ‘oh I’m so sorry I’ve only just seen this’ whilst laying in bed with a full cheesecake belly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"F) eat the cheesecake, go buy another cheesecake, eat the second cheesecake then message back ‘oh I’m so sorry I’ve only just seen this’ whilst laying in bed with a full cheesecake belly "
Lmaoooooo  fuck sake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Come over for sex, spot cheesecake, suggest a chat first, scoff cheesecake, feel self aware my belly is bloated, fall asleep on sofa, wake and suggest lazy sex...ie you do everything. Aced it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"F) eat the cheesecake, go buy another cheesecake, eat the second cheesecake then message back ‘oh I’m so sorry I’ve only just seen this’ whilst laying in bed with a full cheesecake belly "
I feel you on a spiritual level |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" Come over for sex, spot cheesecake, suggest a chat first, scoff cheesecake, feel self aware my belly is bloated, fall asleep on sofa, wake and suggest lazy sex...ie you do everything. Aced it "
Not even gonna lie that actually turned me on a bit |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"D for me, and if I’m really desperate... I will wank and sleep... sorry if I can’t get up I can’t get up!  "
Can’t get up but your penis can for a wank?
Subtle way to tell me I’m fat and icky |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’d eat the cheesecake from your quim "
I know I said I wouldn’t let you eat food out of me after the curry sauce incident, but I’d be game for that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"D for me, and if I’m really desperate... I will wank and sleep... sorry if I can’t get up I can’t get up!
Can’t get up but your penis can for a wank?
Subtle way to tell me I’m fat and icky "
Icky = ugly. Darn autocorrect |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"D for me, and if I’m really desperate... I will wank and sleep... sorry if I can’t get up I can’t get up!
Can’t get up but your penis can for a wank?
Subtle way to tell me I’m fat and icky "
It’s me a lazy cunt, can’t handle the cheese cake  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"D for me, and if I’m really desperate... I will wank and sleep... sorry if I can’t get up I can’t get up!
Can’t get up but your penis can for a wank?
Subtle way to tell me I’m fat and icky
It’s me a lazy cunt, can’t handle the cheese cake "
Hmmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"D for me, and if I’m really desperate... I will wank and sleep... sorry if I can’t get up I can’t get up!
Can’t get up but your penis can for a wank?
Subtle way to tell me I’m fat and icky
It’s me a lazy cunt, can’t handle the cheese cake
Hmmm"
You are not fat or ugly, you are beautiful and lovely and I’m sure if you invite anyone, they will be running for it
You got a good heart   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"D for me, and if I’m really desperate... I will wank and sleep... sorry if I can’t get up I can’t get up!
Can’t get up but your penis can for a wank?
Subtle way to tell me I’m fat and icky
It’s me a lazy cunt, can’t handle the cheese cake
Hmmm
You are not fat or ugly, you are beautiful and lovely and I’m sure if you invite anyone, they will be running for it
You got a good heart "
Wanna come over and fuck? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"D for me, and if I’m really desperate... I will wank and sleep... sorry if I can’t get up I can’t get up!
Can’t get up but your penis can for a wank?
Subtle way to tell me I’m fat and icky
It’s me a lazy cunt, can’t handle the cheese cake
Hmmm
You are not fat or ugly, you are beautiful and lovely and I’m sure if you invite anyone, they will be running for it
You got a good heart
Wanna come over and fuck?"
I’m knocking on your door right now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Definitely the cheesecake and an irn bru
The cheesecake was in multiple answers, which one?"
none of them I just want to share a cheesecake and irn bru, no sex no sleep no coma... just cheesecake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have cheesecake
I invite you over for sex
Do you
a) come over for sex
b) come over for sex and bring the cheese cake
c) eat the cheese cake then come over for sex
d) eat the cheesecake and then lie in your bed in a cheese cake coma, and don’t come over for sex"
B. I make a delightfully light lemon no bake cheesecake...you'd love it!
Be great for a mid seisiún snack. |
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over a year ago
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"Depends. How big is my cheesecake?
Very big
Then B!
What's your flavour poison? I make a nice simple lemon cheesecake. "
Hmmmmm. I’m usually keen for any  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends. How big is my cheesecake?
Very big
Then B!
What's your flavour poison? I make a nice simple lemon cheesecake.
Hmmmmm. I’m usually keen for any "
A cheesecake smorgasbord it is X
Have you tried the GÜ zillionaire cheesecake? O. M. G |
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"Depends. How big is my cheesecake?
Very big
Then B!
What's your flavour poison? I make a nice simple lemon cheesecake.
Hmmmmm. I’m usually keen for any
A cheesecake smorgasbord it is X
Have you tried the GÜ zillionaire cheesecake? O. M. G "
It’s the cheesecake that makes me do my cum face |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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B for me, I bring it but it gets put on the side as we just get down to business, after we slump on the couch and enjoy it and fall asleep in a food coma |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Depends. How big is my cheesecake?
Very big
Then B!
What's your flavour poison? I make a nice simple lemon cheesecake.
Hmmmmm. I’m usually keen for any
A cheesecake smorgasbord it is X
Have you tried the GÜ zillionaire cheesecake? O. M. G "
Yesssss  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends. How big is my cheesecake?
Very big
Then B!
What's your flavour poison? I make a nice simple lemon cheesecake.
Hmmmmm. I’m usually keen for any
A cheesecake smorgasbord it is X
Have you tried the GÜ zillionaire cheesecake? O. M. G
It’s the cheesecake that makes me do my cum face "
I'd get to see that face TWICE?!
I often have them in for, ahem, guests. |
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"You have cheesecake
I invite you over for sex
Do you
a) come over for sex
b) come over for sex and bring the cheese cake
c) eat the cheese cake then come over for sex
d) eat the cheesecake and then lie in your bed in a cheese cake coma, and don’t come over for sex"
B . bring the cheesecake with me and use your fabulous body as a platter to eat it off, slowly |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You have cheesecake
I invite you over for sex
Do you
a) come over for sex
b) come over for sex and bring the cheese cake
c) eat the cheese cake then come over for sex
d) eat the cheesecake and then lie in your bed in a cheese cake coma, and don’t come over for sex
B . bring the cheesecake with me and use your fabulous body as a platter to eat it off, slowly "
So do I still get cheesecake? Cause there’s no way in hell I’m inviting someone over for sex, they bring cheesecake and don’t get me any |
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"You have cheesecake
I invite you over for sex
Do you
a) come over for sex
b) come over for sex and bring the cheese cake
c) eat the cheese cake then come over for sex
d) eat the cheesecake and then lie in your bed in a cheese cake coma, and don’t come over for sex"
F I'd give the cheese cake to someone who needed it then go mountain biking |
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"You have cheesecake
I invite you over for sex
Do you
a) come over for sex
b) come over for sex and bring the cheese cake
c) eat the cheese cake then come over for sex
d) eat the cheesecake and then lie in your bed in a cheese cake coma, and don’t come over for sex
B . bring the cheesecake with me and use your fabulous body as a platter to eat it off, slowly
So do I still get cheesecake? Cause there’s no way in hell I’m inviting someone over for sex, they bring cheesecake and don’t get me any"
Of course you do sexy.. you can eat a big slice, whilst watching me devour it off your gorgeous curves. I’d bring a raspberry coulis to drizzle over it and yourself |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You have cheesecake
I invite you over for sex
Do you
a) come over for sex
b) come over for sex and bring the cheese cake
c) eat the cheese cake then come over for sex
d) eat the cheesecake and then lie in your bed in a cheese cake coma, and don’t come over for sex
B . bring the cheesecake with me and use your fabulous body as a platter to eat it off, slowly
So do I still get cheesecake? Cause there’s no way in hell I’m inviting someone over for sex, they bring cheesecake and don’t get me any
Of course you do sexy.. you can eat a big slice, whilst watching me devour it off your gorgeous curves. I’d bring a raspberry coulis to drizzle over it and yourself "
Ok fair enough |
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"Depends. How big is my cheesecake?
Very big
Then B!
What's your flavour poison? I make a nice simple lemon cheesecake.
Hmmmmm. I’m usually keen for any
A cheesecake smorgasbord it is X
Have you tried the GÜ zillionaire cheesecake? O. M. G
It’s the cheesecake that makes me do my cum face
I'd get to see that face TWICE?!
I often have them in for, ahem, guests. "
Possibly more than twice, for some things I can do it again and again |
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