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I don't like IT so IT should be banned
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Let's ban everything and live in caves, wear sackcloth, eat dirt and flagellate ourselves every day. Nothing like a bit of righteous purging to cleanse the soul.
Get on your moral horses and tell me what you would ban and why those who enjoy it should be shot first come the revolution ... |
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"Let's ban everything and live in caves, wear sackcloth, eat dirt and flagellate ourselves every day. Nothing like a bit of righteous purging to cleanse the soul.
Get on your moral horses and tell me what you would ban and why those who enjoy it should be shot first come the revolution ..."
The Internet..and mobile phones. |
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"Let's ban everything and live in caves, wear sackcloth, eat dirt and flagellate ourselves every day. Nothing like a bit of righteous purging to cleanse the soul.
Get on your moral horses and tell me what you would ban and why those who enjoy it should be shot first come the revolution ...
The Internet..and mobile phones. "
Ohhhh I thought IT was I. T. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let's ban everything and live in caves, wear sackcloth, eat dirt and flagellate ourselves every day. Nothing like a bit of righteous purging to cleanse the soul.
Get on your moral horses and tell me what you would ban and why those who enjoy it should be shot first come the revolution ..."
I don't like caves, they should be banned |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
Channel 5 should have a quota on the number of Egyptology programs they show in a year. At this rate I’ll be able to write a thesis on Tutenkhamon with one eye closed and an arm tied behind my back. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let's ban everything and live in caves, wear sackcloth, eat dirt and flagellate ourselves every day. Nothing like a bit of righteous purging to cleanse the soul.
Get on your moral horses and tell me what you would ban and why those who enjoy it should be shot first come the revolution ..."
Anyone who intolerant of race, sex, gender, sexuality or belief system, or status. Ban the lot of them! Tasmin  |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
Government , we could just all online , everyone gives up an hour or a week to vote on a list of stuff and elect local committee in each street , workplace, estate, town etc to deal with things locally upwards |
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Those really tight, while length trousers men wear with shoes and no socks then put their keys and phone in the front pocket. Ban them and put the blokes who wear them in forced labour camps. Just because. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Let's ban everything and live in caves, wear sackcloth, eat dirt and flagellate ourselves every day. Nothing like a bit of righteous purging to cleanse the soul.
Get on your moral horses and tell me what you would ban and why those who enjoy it should be shot first come the revolution ...
The Internet..and mobile phones.
Ohhhh I thought IT was I. T. "
All I.T. should be banned. Make my work a lot easier  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Motorised transport, lets get back to cycling and horse n carts 
But think of the horses. No horses. No bikes. Just walking
But we love horses, we pet them and ride them and love them   "
Not pulling things though. Ban horses pulling things. And ban s. |
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"Mushrooms.
Do not eat fungus.....why does anyone think eating fungus is a good idea  "
Love field mushrooms as long as their bug free and fresh, go well with fried egg or grilled sausage or bacon blue stalks (murelles) even better. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mushrooms.
Do not eat fungus.....why does anyone think eating fungus is a good idea
Love field mushrooms as long as their bug free and fresh, go well with fried egg or grilled sausage or bacon blue stalks (murelles) even better. "
Ban positive posts |
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"Mushrooms.
Do not eat fungus.....why does anyone think eating fungus is a good idea
Love field mushrooms as long as their bug free and fresh, go well with fried egg or grilled sausage or bacon blue stalks (murelles) even better.
Ban positive posts "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let's ban everything and live in caves, wear sackcloth, eat dirt and flagellate ourselves every day. Nothing like a bit of righteous purging to cleanse the soul.
Get on your moral horses and tell me what you would ban and why those who enjoy it should be shot first come the revolution ..."
Can't happen health and safety won't allow us to live in caves. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let's ban everything and live in caves, wear sackcloth, eat dirt and flagellate ourselves every day. Nothing like a bit of righteous purging to cleanse the soul.
Get on your moral horses and tell me what you would ban and why those who enjoy it should be shot first come the revolution ...
Can't happen health and safety won't allow us to live in caves. "
Then let's ban health and safety. |
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By *tyoursCouple
over a year ago
southampton |
Platform (stripper) heels see through plastic or otherwise there as sexy as diving boots! why take the sexy form of a ladies leg strap a chunky ugly overgrown wart to it that causes them to walk like they don't have knee joints???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Loud people.
Ban them!
I'm loud!
Banned!
What me?
Yes. You. Too LOUD!
Well im banning you from banning loud people so there!
Shhhhhhh!
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Oh i so missed a trick there, I SHOULD HAVE SAID THAT IN CAPITALS! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Loud people.
Ban them!
I'm loud!
Banned!
What me?
Yes. You. Too LOUD!
Well im banning you from banning loud people so there!"
I'm banning you from banning anything. My thread. My rules |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mushrooms.
Do not eat fungus.....why does anyone think eating fungus is a good idea
Agreed! Down with slimy, plate slugs!  "
But Sophie did, didn't you Sophie |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
"Let's ban everything and live in caves, wear sackcloth, eat dirt and flagellate ourselves every day. Nothing like a bit of righteous purging to cleanse the soul.
Get on your moral horses and tell me what you would ban and why those who enjoy it should be shot first come the revolution ..."
Social media.
Cyclists
Extinction Rebellion
Electric scooters
Environmentalists
Mobile phones in theatres
World health organisation
European Union
Remainers
Remoaners
Social justice warriors
Snowflakes
BLM
All protests
Racism
Homophobia
Sexism
Feminists (the bad ones)
Society
James Corden
Piers Morgan
Because they are all so fucking annoying
I could go on all day. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Loud people.
Ban them!
I'm loud!
Banned!
What me?
Yes. You. Too LOUD!
Well im banning you from banning loud people so there!
I'm banning you from banning anything. My thread. My rules "
WELL I THINK YOU WILL FIND IV JUST BANNED EVERYTHING!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Loud people.
Ban them!
I'm loud!
Banned!
What me?
Yes. You. Too LOUD!
Well im banning you from banning loud people so there!
I'm banning you from banning anything. My thread. My rules
WELL I THINK YOU WILL FIND IV JUST BANNED EVERYTHING! "
YOU ARE SO HOT RIGHT NOW! |
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Ban guns in America, Children shouldn’t fear going to School.
Ban Trump from the UK the joke of a POTUS shouldn’t never step foot in this country and ban his golf courses in Scotland.
Fuck it go all the way and Ban every Politician who’s ever gone to Private School, they’re not making the UK great for everyone just lining their own pockets.
Ban the Apprentice fed up of Alan Sugar and take his Lordship away. Anyone who insists being addressed as ‘Lord’ is a wanker in my book.
Ban white van drivers and paint them all pink.
Ban Karen’s
Ban Gammons
Ban commenters on Daily Fail website
Ban hate groups
Ban Man Utd fans ....
Phew needed that
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ban guns in America, Children shouldn’t fear going to School.
Ban Trump from the UK the joke of a POTUS shouldn’t never step foot in this country and ban his golf courses in Scotland.
Fuck it go all the way and Ban every Politician who’s ever gone to Private School, they’re not making the UK great for everyone just lining their own pockets.
Ban the Apprentice fed up of Alan Sugar and take his Lordship away. Anyone who insists being addressed as ‘Lord’ is a wanker in my book.
Ban white van drivers and paint them all pink.
Ban Karen’s
Ban Gammons
Ban commenters on Daily Fail website
Ban hate groups
Ban Man Utd fans ....
Phew needed that
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This made me lol, Gammons! Brilliant x |
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OK... I get it...
Ban pubes
Ban any preferences
Ban all uniforms
Ban cctv cameras
Ban toofers and bogofs
Ban marketeers and pr
Ban pavement turding dog owners
Ban judgemental fuckers
Ban Jeremy Kyle and Andy warhole celebritys |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wasabi 
Too hot or too green or both ?
Forst time i tried was in Restaurant Cosmos , i didn't know about wasabi i saw was guacamole , as a lover of guacamole i toke a full soup spoon , i though i was going to die "
It's lucky you survived. Lesser mortals have been known to succumb to death by wasabi |
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"Ban guns in America, Children shouldn’t fear going to School.
Ban Trump from the UK the joke of a POTUS shouldn’t never step foot in this country and ban his golf courses in Scotland.
Fuck it go all the way and Ban every Politician who’s ever gone to Private School, they’re not making the UK great for everyone just lining their own pockets.
Ban the Apprentice fed up of Alan Sugar and take his Lordship away. Anyone who insists being addressed as ‘Lord’ is a wanker in my book.
Ban white van drivers and paint them all pink.
Ban Karen’s
Ban Gammons
Ban commenters on Daily Fail website
Ban hate groups
Ban Man Utd fans ....
Phew needed that
This made me lol, Gammons! Brilliant x"
I’d just woke up in a bad mood, perfect thread for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ban The Forums. I don't have depression but reading them lately has made me so flipping miserable. I know it's good to talk about things but Jesus it's like being in a Doctors Surgery lately, or Prison! It's all bloody doom and gloom! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Badly healed/scuffed shoes! There’s no excuse, not when shoes are so cheaply available. Barefoot should be preferable.
Repeat offenders should be forced to sit barefoot and have their feet repeatedly tickled with a feather!
Viv x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ban The Forums. I don't have depression but reading them lately has made me so flipping miserable. I know it's good to talk about things but Jesus it's like being in a Doctors Surgery lately, or Prison! It's all bloody doom and gloom! "
They've put me in a good mood lately |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ban acronyms or abbreviations and text speech, admittedly I use both at times, but get abboyed with myself about it, but some of them give me a sore head working them out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would ban the cross breeding of shih tzus and poodles.
What does this make? Shihdles? PooTzus?"
No. Was on a country lane last year when I saw an elderly lady with a dog..
I asked her what breed it was and she genuinely with a straight face said it's a s*** poo ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Stop people moan about older men wearing jeans and trainers (I'm 65 and still wear both)
Ban older people wearing jeans and trainers "
Depends what you define as older people?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Stop people moan about older men wearing jeans and trainers (I'm 65 and still wear both)
Ban older people wearing jeans and trainers
Depends what you define as older people?
60+"
I've got another 11 years then so that's OK |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let's ban everything and live in caves, wear sackcloth, eat dirt and flagellate ourselves every day. Nothing like a bit of righteous purging to cleanse the soul.
Get on your moral horses and tell me what you would ban and why those who enjoy it should be shot first come the revolution ..."
Some days I feel like it & run to the hills . Yes at times ban the internet |
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"Let's ban everything and live in caves, wear sackcloth, eat dirt and flagellate ourselves every day. Nothing like a bit of righteous purging to cleanse the soul.
Get on your moral horses and tell me what you would ban and why those who enjoy it should be shot first come the revolution ...
The Internet..and mobile phones.
Ohhhh I thought IT was I. T. "
Its ok...you were right first time. |
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