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Why did the man climb the tree?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To impress me....
It didn’t. 
It was a very big tree  "
He missed the ribbon I'd tied several branches above the point he reached before freezing in fear.
The fire brigade that rescued him were so friendly. The driver of the turntable ladder got my number |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because he wanted to get his bearings while wandering aimlessly through the forest
It was in a city centre park "
Well that wasn't stated at the start, so will go with second answer of danger wank (scroll up)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because it's his God given right, and the government can't stop him.
Absolutely. No reason why he shouldn’t take a gun up there and fire a few rounds of ammo at the birdies too!  "
Except for the small matter of needing to have a firearms license! |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
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"Well what do you think?.....
To spy on his mates big sister who was blonde and used to undress for bed in the window with the light behind her... Allegedly"
There were no women undressing nearby.... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
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"ffs Ash...
Why did the man climb the tree?"
Lorna and I were sat on a bench in the park having our lunch minding our own business....
Then a guy comes past on a bike,gets off it and climbs up this massive tree in front of us looking for something up there..
We still have no idea why he climbed the tree Peach!... |
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"ffs Ash...
Why did the man climb the tree?
Lorna and I were sat on a bench in the park having our lunch minding our own business....
Then a guy comes past on a bike,gets off it and climbs up this massive tree in front of us looking for something up there..
We still have no idea why he climbed the tree Peach!..."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ffs Ash...
Why did the man climb the tree?
Lorna and I were sat on a bench in the park having our lunch minding our own business....
Then a guy comes past on a bike,gets off it and climbs up this massive tree in front of us looking for something up there..
We still have no idea why he climbed the tree Peach!...
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He had obviously stashed something up there as he came down with something but we couldn't see what is was.
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"ffs Ash...
Why did the man climb the tree?
Lorna and I were sat on a bench in the park having our lunch minding our own business....
Then a guy comes past on a bike,gets off it and climbs up this massive tree in front of us looking for something up there..
We still have no idea why he climbed the tree Peach!...
He had obviously stashed something up there as he came down with something but we couldn't see what is was.
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Illegals.
Substances not immigrants  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To get an apple from the highest branch for me
Y’know because I’m pretty 
An apple a day... "
But I’d love the Doctor to come and visit! Especially if he’s Matt Smith or David Tennant... rawr!  |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
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"ffs Ash...
Why did the man climb the tree?
Lorna and I were sat on a bench in the park having our lunch minding our own business....
Then a guy comes past on a bike,gets off it and climbs up this massive tree in front of us looking for something up there..
We still have no idea why he climbed the tree Peach!...
He had obviously stashed something up there as he came down with something but we couldn't see what is was.
Illegals.
Substances not immigrants "
If it was illegal substances, he's got the wrong idea about getting high |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ffs Ash...
Why did the man climb the tree?
Lorna and I were sat on a bench in the park having our lunch minding our own business....
Then a guy comes past on a bike,gets off it and climbs up this massive tree in front of us looking for something up there..
We still have no idea why he climbed the tree Peach!...
He had obviously stashed something up there as he came down with something but we couldn't see what is was.
Illegals.
Substances not immigrants "
It looked like some kind of wooden object.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ffs Ash...
Why did the man climb the tree?
Lorna and I were sat on a bench in the park having our lunch minding our own business....
Then a guy comes past on a bike,gets off it and climbs up this massive tree in front of us looking for something up there..
We still have no idea why he climbed the tree Peach!...
He had obviously stashed something up there as he came down with something but we couldn't see what is was.
Illegals.
Substances not immigrants
If it was illegal substances, he's got the wrong idea about getting high "
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