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over a year ago
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"30-something divorcee WLTM handsome man 35-55 for bog-standard sex between the evening news and the chase.
Must like Ferrets. "
What about between evening News & Pointless ? |
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40 something glam tranny looking for someone who wont freak out when I wake up looking like a totally different person in the morning and who wont get jealous when they find a pair of knickers by the bed that don't belong to them, they will be my knickers 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a bit like temperamental old car fun and full of charm and character but might take a while to start on cold days. Seeking loving new driver for road trips and special memories. You should be bright, patient, kind, passionate, funny and an excellent kisser.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciated a good fuc-
schia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
But please only tead line 1,3 and 5. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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51yr old Ford Escort with a poor service history in average condition.
New tyres and clutch and when warmed up runs like a dream. Bodywork needs attention to pass MOT due to neglect.
A rare opportunity to own this much saught after classic which when restored would offer more smiles per mile than younger models... Would suit enthusiast  |
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"40 something glam tranny looking for someone who wont freak out when I wake up looking like a totally different person in the morning and who wont get jealous when they find a pair of knickers by the bed that don't belong to them, they will be my knickers
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Lol! Hilarious  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A fun 38 years old single adventurous swedish guy from the land of snow and vikings, with a 6pack looking for naughty times with women and couples with a naughty mind, click to find out more  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Groovy Granny. A.A.O.T , W.L.T.M T.D.H man with a F.O.H.C. for 1-2-1 N.S.A with lots of S.S. 2 x per week. G.S.O.H a must and also G.C.H. cos it's nearly Dec. Pref. H.W.P and S. also N.S."
Eh? Wtf??  |
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"‘I have a big dick and drive a Lamborghini. Apply within and make sure to bring your passport - our first date is at the finest restaurant in Dubai.’  
how much of that actually factual?  "
Erm......  |
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44 year old hermit with big hair, more comfortable in stretchy pants than sexy stuff. Seeks part time brew maker and comedy genius for F1 perusal and quiet time... must be willing to adopt 4 dogs.
Yup... what a catch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shy, ugly woman 51. Fond of extended periods of self-pity, middle aged, flatulent and overweight, seeks the impossible.
I’m no Victoria’s Secret model. Not good at parties but tremendous breasts. |
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Very happy couple looking for someone who doesn't want to sniff Larissa's bike seat.
Must have a gsoh, understand that pink Floyd are the greatest band ever, and that Liverpool are the greatest football club in the world ever.
Must be able to deal with Larissas shit cooking, her inability to iron a shirt properly, and her farting in her sleep.
Joel on the other hand is obviously an absolute delight and ray of sunshine every day.
Hopefully she doesn't read this. |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
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"30-something divorcee WLTM handsome man 35-55 for bog-standard sex between the evening news and the chase.
Must like Ferrets.
Shame, I don't do bog-standard."
Are you a Rita or Sue for my Bob too.
6ft movie buff seeks his Miss Steel or Mrs Robinson for Fatal Attraction to allow him to succumb his basic instinct for 9 1/2 Weeks maybe longer, must have a body of evidence and up for full Disclosure.
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"Very happy couple looking for someone who doesn't want to sniff Larissa's bike seat.
Must have a gsoh, understand that pink Floyd are the greatest band ever, and that Liverpool are the greatest football club in the world ever.
Must be able to deal with Larissas shit cooking, her inability to iron a shirt properly, and her farting in her sleep.
Joel on the other hand is obviously an absolute delight and ray of sunshine every day.
Hopefully she doesn't read this."
Hahaha you bell. I was just in the kitchen doing your dinner |
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"Shy, ugly woman 51. Fond of extended periods of self-pity, middle aged, flatulent and overweight, seeks the impossible.
I’m no Victoria’s Secret model. Not good at parties but tremendous breasts. "
I can certainly agree with the last 2 words the rest is all above the eyebrows x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"44 year old hermit with big hair, more comfortable in stretchy pants than sexy stuff. Seeks part time brew maker and comedy genius for F1 perusal and quiet time... must be willing to adopt 4 dogs.
Yup... what a catch "
All hinges on your favourite driver |
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"44 year old hermit with big hair, more comfortable in stretchy pants than sexy stuff. Seeks part time brew maker and comedy genius for F1 perusal and quiet time... must be willing to adopt 4 dogs.
Yup... what a catch
All hinges on your favourite driver "
I’m a goner.. I’m a fan of the youngens. Le clerc and Norris.. no excitement on the front these days |
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"44 year old hermit with big hair, more comfortable in stretchy pants than sexy stuff. Seeks part time brew maker and comedy genius for F1 perusal and quiet time... must be willing to adopt 4 dogs.
Yup... what a catch "
You're Mr Racer's ideal woman! 
Can't stand Hamilton, we love the younger drivers! |
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"asian kinky domme looking for her bi young stud for baileys bjs and pegging
Bailey's BJs, what am I missing out on? "
someone was inspired by my fab lolly pic and asked his partner to give him a lolly bj |
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"40 something woman, past my best maybe, but I can cook and I can fuck, and keep you warm at night (something to do with hot flushes)"
hey i thought women in their 40s are in their prime as so many young men want a milf and we mature enough for men are age or older.. hey we just accessible to every age |
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"44 year old hermit with big hair, more comfortable in stretchy pants than sexy stuff. Seeks part time brew maker and comedy genius for F1 perusal and quiet time... must be willing to adopt 4 dogs.
Yup... what a catch
You're Mr Racer's ideal woman!
Can't stand Hamilton, we love the younger drivers! "
Ha ha I’m a niche market.. need these teams to level up the cars so we get some decent racing!! |
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