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over a year ago
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When I finish work, I venture off with my four legged friend into the woods by home, and let her off a lead to run across fields and follow the river. Its around 4 miles there and back.
Around half way, I had that brain signal that tells you, being sat on porcelain next to some lovely soft tissue on a roll would be a good place right now.
It was a long walk home, involving the ministry of funny walks, and I learned the true meaning of desperate...not what men sending dick pics think is desperate.
When have you been desperate?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I once shit myself down the woods. True story.
It involved a dodgy sausage roll on a hot day and a fart which felt curiously wet....."
But were you desperate after? |
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"I once shit myself down the woods. True story.
It involved a dodgy sausage roll on a hot day and a fart which felt curiously wet.....
But were you desperate after? "
I was certainly desperate to get home and change my trousers   |
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