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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So as we all know this place is full of weirdos and weird requests or behaviours etc.
Have you come a cross anything that made you think WTF? Share your unusual story with us! |
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Last year a man messaged me a few times asking to take me to a spa hotel. The messages were always polite enough but every message came with a pic of him holding a hand pistol up to the camera and his evil eyes looking straight at me. I reported him and never heard from him again but it scared me at the time. |
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By *eeandsexymCouple
over a year ago
Between selby/york |
Had a fella message us who we had a good laugh with.
He wanted to be a naked slave for us and x was happy to be locked naked in our stair cupboard, polishing our shoes while we didn't want him to do anything else |
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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago
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We had a guy from a ‘couple’ ask if we were interested in surprising his wife in a bar and talking her into a threesome...er, no thanks! Certainly not much on the weird scale compared to others here, but not our cup of tea for sure.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had a couple contact me and ask me if and I quote “ would I be up for fun .. and would I let them both suck me off ! .. “ I respectfully declined ... but the abuse I got off the female afterwards .. very weird !   |
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"I got asked to arrive at a meet on a space hopper once
Wow! That's amazing, I hope you did!"
Of course i did, middle-aged men bouncing down the A30 on space hoppers isn’t the strangest thing you will see in Devon |
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"Last year a man messaged me a few times asking to take me to a spa hotel. The messages were always polite enough but every message came with a pic of him holding a hand pistol up to the camera and his evil eyes looking straight at me. I reported him and never heard from him again but it scared me at the time."
Not surprised you were scared that is extremely strange..x
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a man asking to stick oranges up my hooha of a variety of sizes. Xx"
But...reflecting I don't wanna label him as weird... Feels a little like kink shaming and if it isn't harming anyone. |
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"I had a man asking to stick oranges up my hooha of a variety of sizes. Xx
But...reflecting I don't wanna label him as weird... Feels a little like kink shaming and if it isn't harming anyone. "
I’d have gone for more of a fruit salad. Oranges are not the only fruit....... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had a man asking to stick oranges up my hooha of a variety of sizes. Xx
But...reflecting I don't wanna label him as weird... Feels a little like kink shaming and if it isn't harming anyone. "
Did you do it as a kink then.. lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had a man asking to stick oranges up my hooha of a variety of sizes. Xx
But...reflecting I don't wanna label him as weird... Feels a little like kink shaming and if it isn't harming anyone.
I’d have gone for more of a fruit salad. Oranges are not the only fruit......."
As long as you take them out of the little plastic dishes they come in.... It would be more like a game of fruity jenga, shoving them pots up there  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a man asking to stick oranges up my hooha of a variety of sizes. Xx
But...reflecting I don't wanna label him as weird... Feels a little like kink shaming and if it isn't harming anyone.
Did you do it as a kink then.. lol x"
Politely declined  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had a man asking to stick oranges up my hooha of a variety of sizes. Xx
But...reflecting I don't wanna label him as weird... Feels a little like kink shaming and if it isn't harming anyone.
Did you do it as a kink then.. lol x
Politely declined "
You ladies gets very exciting requests, us men gets the boring stuff....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A message asking if I'd kick him in the balls.
I totally said yes.
Just being nosey, did you meet him?"
I can guess this one, YES she met him once, and since that meet he never met again, as he developed some prostate issues, and couldn’t wee probably ! |
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I got approached by a guy claimimg to be a Porn producer..was a MF couple..had a yacht on Shell island..so i thought “Yacht? Sounds legit”
Drove there quite local, instantly knew something was off here..No sign of the woman..got invited in the yacht (old not seaworthy) chatted for a while and he demanded to see my weapon..i stood up and started climbing out of the boat till he reached
Out and tried pulling my pants down. Im 6ft1
18 stone and he was around 5ft7 10 stone. Lets just say he wouldnt do that again..even offered me £300. Quite a fantasist and ive learned my lesson...what a creep
Keep your witts about you people  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I got approached by a guy claimimg to be a Porn producer..was a MF couple..had a yacht on Shell island..so i thought “Yacht? Sounds legit”
Drove there quite local, instantly knew something was off here..No sign of the woman..got invited in the yacht (old not seaworthy) chatted for a while and he demanded to see my weapon..i stood up and started climbing out of the boat till he reached
Out and tried pulling my pants down. Im 6ft1
18 stone and he was around 5ft7 10 stone. Lets just say he wouldnt do that again..even offered me £300. Quite a fantasist and ive learned my lesson...what a creep
Keep your witts about you people "
Was the £300 cash or bank Transfers? |
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"I got approached by a guy claimimg to be a Porn producer..was a MF couple..had a yacht on Shell island..so i thought “Yacht? Sounds legit”
Drove there quite local, instantly knew something was off here..No sign of the woman..got invited in the yacht (old not seaworthy) chatted for a while and he demanded to see my weapon..i stood up and started climbing out of the boat till he reached
Out and tried pulling my pants down. Im 6ft1
18 stone and he was around 5ft7 10 stone. Lets just say he wouldnt do that again..even offered me £300. Quite a fantasist and ive learned my lesson...what a creep
Keep your witts about you people
Was the £300 cash or bank Transfers?"
Online banking.. he was not much use after our “meeting” |
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"I have a feeling there is going to be a big difference in the level of weirdness between the genders on this thread "
Hahaha me too
A bloke offered to pay me to come clean my house today - I was sorely tempted.
I was offered £200 to Cam
Someone wanted to be a toilet slave
That’s just this week |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a feeling there is going to be a big difference in the level of weirdness between the genders on this thread
Hahaha me too
A bloke offered to pay me to come clean my house today - I was sorely tempted.
I was offered £200 to Cam
Someone wanted to be a toilet slave
That’s just this week "
Jeezzzz |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I got approached by a guy claimimg to be a Porn producer..was a MF couple..had a yacht on Shell island..so i thought “Yacht? Sounds legit”
Drove there quite local, instantly knew something was off here..No sign of the woman..got invited in the yacht (old not seaworthy) chatted for a while and he demanded to see my weapon..i stood up and started climbing out of the boat till he reached
Out and tried pulling my pants down. Im 6ft1
18 stone and he was around 5ft7 10 stone. Lets just say he wouldnt do that again..even offered me £300. Quite a fantasist and ive learned my lesson...what a creep
Keep your witts about you people
Was the £300 cash or bank Transfers?
Online banking.. he was not much use after our “meeting”"
You had a successful meet then and £300 up! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was asked to cut a mans penis off and he would give me £2,000. I declined as im still here, writing this post and not doing jail time. Thats a fantasy u will only try that once |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A girl I was chatting with had that weird fart fetish. She was sending me videos of herself farting and also asked me for the same"
Can you point her in my direction please?!?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s my birthday Tuesday.. a guy I’ve never met keeps messaging me insisting he wants to buy me something.. yeah, that’s a little weird."
Happy birthday |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A message asking if I'd kick him in the balls.
I totally said yes.
Just being nosey, did you meet him?"
I did. We did a pub quiz, then he took three kicks to the jewels and was a very happy man!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So as we all know this place is full of weirdos and weird requests or behaviours etc.
Have you come a cross anything that made you think WTF? Share your unusual story with us!"
I've been asked if I would use a man as a toilet. Needless to say I just blocked him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm quite jealous that I haven't had any strange requests as of yet.... Although reading some of these posts it's become more and more obvious as to why... I am one of the weirdos |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have quite an open mind but I do wince a bit at some messages. I always get them to elaborate though, just so I am good and traumatised, and because I am a nosy bugger. |
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"2nd message ever....
Someone asked me to shit on their husbands chest and make him eat it.
what made you stick around "
Certainly not that!
See, and people moan about 'fake' women who only have a profile for a day and then they're gone... erm, they've more than likely been scared off by stuff like that.
Lamb to the fucking slaughter when you first sign up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"2nd message ever....
Someone asked me to shit on their husbands chest and make him eat it.
what made you stick around
Certainly not that!
See, and people moan about 'fake' women who only have a profile for a day and then they're gone... erm, they've more than likely been scared off by stuff like that.
Lamb to the fucking slaughter when you first sign up."
that's a fair shout actually |
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Another weird one but not disgusting weird this bloke messages ever few weeks insisting weve met we deffo havent all different scenarios he has just messaged this eve saying we worked together lol when asked where he dont remember very bizarre! X |
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All kinds of crazy here.. my most recent favourite is a guy who keeps seeing me in various shops with others and kids.. of which I have none.. I swear he’s going up to random people in supermarkets calling them saffron.. he’s a strange cookie. |
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"All kinds of crazy here.. my most recent favourite is a guy who keeps seeing me in various shops with others and kids.. of which I have none.. I swear he’s going up to random people in supermarkets calling them saffron.. he’s a strange cookie."
Bizarre! X |
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"I had a man asking to stick oranges up my hooha of a variety of sizes. Xx
But...reflecting I don't wanna label him as weird... Feels a little like kink shaming and if it isn't harming anyone.
Did you do it as a kink then.. lol x
Politely declined
You ladies gets very exciting requests, us men gets the boring stuff.... "
This! Us guys get very few requests for anything |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Had this conversation about 30min ago .. though to share it with you, read from the bottom up.
Me: Then I will get a chicken, pointy
The couple: rougher tongues
Me: I would have a cat instead.. it’s safer
Me: I wouldn’t have a dog! Lol
The couple: would you if you had one or is it a bit too kinky
Me: Good job I don’t have one!
The couple: would you let your gf or wife do it
Me: It’s not up to me to think it’s right or wrong, it’s up to you and her
The couple: dont you think its wrong
Me: Yea, so I think take her to the farmer if he’s a bit closer to you!
The couple: yes bit of a trip
Me: you are in poole 200+ miles away, so how would you get to Suffolk?
The couple: im sure unless she was so driunk she wouldnt let a dog fuck her maybe lick her
Me: With the dog?
The couple: dont you want some action as well
Me: So you want me to take a video of her while the dog seeding her?
The couple: i was trying to set my wif eup with a fb and got chatting to this farmer who wanted me to take her to his farm so he could see what was on offer and then he asked if i would let his dog seed her |
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By *hav02Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
"Had a guy message me saying he'd pay me cash if I'd meet him and let him suck me off
Was that bank transfer or cash in hand "
Cash. The amount i didn't ask. But led him on just for kicks, so he may have been waiting behind the train station with his cock swinging about.. But i don't care for such timewasters  |
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
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I had one that I think plenty of other people have had too, the message said something like, would I shit on his chest well I play a particular song on the violin and he smokes.
I replied no, thank you I don't meet smokers. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I had one that I think plenty of other people have had too, the message said something like, would I shit on his chest well I play a particular song on the violin and he smokes.
I replied no, thank you I don't meet smokers."
Some people are soooooooo fussy. |
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
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"I had one that I think plenty of other people have had too, the message said something like, would I shit on his chest well I play a particular song on the violin and he smokes.
I replied no, thank you I don't meet smokers.
Some people are soooooooo fussy. "
It is a true story! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I had one that I think plenty of other people have had too, the message said something like, would I shit on his chest well I play a particular song on the violin and he smokes.
I replied no, thank you I don't meet smokers.
Some people are soooooooo fussy.
It is a true story!"
I was trying to be funny. I'll get me coat. |
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
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"I had one that I think plenty of other people have had too, the message said something like, would I shit on his chest well I play a particular song on the violin and he smokes.
I replied no, thank you I don't meet smokers.
Some people are soooooooo fussy.
It is a true story!
I was trying to be funny. I'll get me coat. "
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
grangemouth |
"A message asking if I'd kick him in the balls.
I totally said yes.
Just being nosey, did you meet him?
I did. We did a pub quiz, then he took three kicks to the jewels and was a very happy man! "
I like your style! |
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I've had some weird ones as we all have, though can't remember the weirdest.
Had people telling me they know me from school. People saying we've met, when we haven't.
The mummy thing, an illegal activity one, and the other usuals.
I think my brain deliberately filters them out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"2nd message ever....
Someone asked me to shit on their husbands chest and make him eat it.
what made you stick around
Certainly not that!
See, and people moan about 'fake' women who only have a profile for a day and then they're gone... erm, they've more than likely been scared off by stuff like that.
Lamb to the fucking slaughter when you first sign up."
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
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"I've had some weird ones as we all have, though can't remember the weirdest.
Had people telling me they know me from school. People saying we've met, when we haven't.
The mummy thing, an illegal activity one, and the other usuals.
I think my brain deliberately filters them out "
I had some guy at social insisting that he knew me from school. I asked where he went to school and then pointed out that I was educated in another country. Despite that, he kept on trying to call me 'John' all night and saying he knew me.
I left to avoid him. |
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"I had some guy at social insisting that he knew me from school. I asked where he went to school and then pointed out that I was educated in another country. Despite that, he kept on trying to call me 'John' all night and saying he knew me.
I left to avoid him."
You should have gone along with it and 'remembered' really embarrassing things he'd done.
Out loud in front of people |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Somebody offered to buy us a camel in exchange for a tit pic
Where do you keep it?( must have a big back garden?)  "
I’m her bra would seem the most likely to me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bloke yesterday said he wanted to eat my farts! I said wtf? He we t on to say I could eat lots of spicy beans to make lots of farts! x"
I’m one for troughing on a piece of ass but..... Noooo!! |
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