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"I farted a double parp when I got up this morning that was the exact pitch and duration as the two opening notes of (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction by the Rolling Stones
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Don't ask me to do it again mind |
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"I don't have a favourite flavour of milkshake.
I bet it still beings the boys to the yard though...
Only the ones who don't mind my lack of butt creases  "
What's a butt crease? You mean the actual cheek crack? |
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over a year ago
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"I don't have a favourite flavour of milkshake.
I bet it still beings the boys to the yard though...
Only the ones who don't mind my lack of butt creases
What's a butt crease? You mean the actual cheek crack?"
Exactly. Interesting Lacey fact #173: She only had one, continuous bum cheek |
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over a year ago
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"I panic if small bits of plastic like cling film or cellophane gets stuck to men 
Hahaha I'm assuming men is a typo but this made me laugh x"
Ha ha it was but who knows men might hate it too x |
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"I have 5 names and I’m not sure how one of them is spelt 
I used to misspell my own name and also went through a stage of not knowing my exact age.  "
I think there was a mistake somewhere because my birth certificate and statements have a different spelling to my passport and driving license I have to have an enhanced DBS for work and it’s a bloody nightmare! |
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"Also, I think my washing machine is broke. It's been saying 4 minutes to go for about the last half hour "
It’s catfishing you. Mine always does it.
When it finally finishes, it stays locked for 3-5 business days so I can’t hang the clothes out to dry. |
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"Also, I think my washing machine is broke. It's been saying 4 minutes to go for about the last half hour
Chunky's washing machine services are available. "
I've turned it off now so I'll let you know if I need help when in opens in 3-5 business days (that actually made me laugh out loud) |
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"I don't have a favourite flavour of milkshake.
I bet it still beings the boys to the yard though...
Only the ones who don't mind my lack of butt creases
What's a butt crease? You mean the actual cheek crack?"
Hahaha no, the crease between butt cheek and thigh. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"Also, I think my washing machine is broke. It's been saying 4 minutes to go for about the last half hour
Chunky's washing machine services are available.
I've turned it off now so I'll let you know if I need help when in opens in 3-5 business days (that actually made me laugh out loud) "
My big hammer awaits your message. |
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"I don't have a favourite flavour of milkshake.
I bet it still beings the boys to the yard though...
Only the ones who don't mind my lack of butt creases
What's a butt crease? You mean the actual cheek crack?
Exactly. Interesting Lacey fact #173: She only had one, continuous bum cheek"
It's why I can't send pictures of my asshole |
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"I don't have a favourite flavour of milkshake.
I bet it still beings the boys to the yard though...
Only the ones who don't mind my lack of butt creases
What's a butt crease? You mean the actual cheek crack?
Hahaha no, the crease between butt cheek and thigh. "
*Goes to check* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I’m sometimes roll up the bottom of my jeans to catch any bits of falling pasty at lunch time, I then empty the contents into a saucepan when I get home and I make a stew. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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None of my threads have ever reached double Figures, even though they are often highly original, sometimes hilarious and way ahead of there time. I’ll stop now. |
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"I have hyper-mobile shoulders. Worst superpower ever.
I am hypermobile. Besides weird party tricks, it does not benefit my life in anyway "
Me too!! Much bendy, so wow!
Although it’s not always a good thing because it’s easy to get injured by accidentally hyper extending further than you should  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I salute at single magpies! I blame my mother"
I do this too! And say “hello mr magpie where’s your girlfriend “
it’s supposed to warn off the bad vibes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I salute at single magpies! I blame my mother
I do this too! And say “hello mr magpie where’s your girlfriend “
it’s supposed to warn off the bad vibes"
Think I heard that too! Bad vibes if you see a magpie on its own as they are usually in twos |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have 66 pairs of flip flops!
What???!!!"
Yes, shamelessly, this is true.... I will say, I also have 31 pairs of riding boots also..... Footwear hoarder |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m drinking a mug of tea from my camping mug that is made from metal.
It’s my preferred tea vessel these days.
It is blue."
Look whose handsome face appeared |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have 66 pairs of flip flops!
What???!!!
Yes, shamelessly, this is true.... I will say, I also have 31 pairs of riding boots also..... Footwear hoarder "
How many feet does one have ?  |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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"I have 66 pairs of flip flops!
What???!!!
Yes, shamelessly, this is true.... I will say, I also have 31 pairs of riding boots also..... Footwear hoarder "
At least flipflops don't take up much space |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have 66 pairs of flip flops!
What???!!!
Yes, shamelessly, this is true.... I will say, I also have 31 pairs of riding boots also..... Footwear hoarder
At least flipflops don't take up much space "
It's getting to be a problem, I will admit!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m drinking a mug of tea from my camping mug that is made from metal.
It’s my preferred tea vessel these days.
It is blue.
Look whose handsome face appeared "
As if by magic... a shopkeeper appears |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"I have 66 pairs of flip flops!
What???!!!
Yes, shamelessly, this is true.... I will say, I also have 31 pairs of riding boots also..... Footwear hoarder
At least flipflops don't take up much space
It's getting to be a problem, I will admit!! "
Maybe there is some craft you can make out of them |
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I appeared on Sky One prime time slot 9pm on a Friday night. Such was the quality of my performance I was named the followImg day by The Guardian newspapers TV critic for being awful. Being Sky the show was repeated a million times so I had the pleasure of being reminded of it via “your on the TV !” text messages at all hours of the night for the next several weeks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can crack my jaw at will.
Sexy jaw cracking vid with boobs in my green box now please, I'm feeling needy.... 
Omg you did! I LOVE YOU! "
It was well sexy yeah? |
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