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Before I was sexually active, I once read a book on sex that described the taste of a ladies neither regions as much akin to Lemon Meringue.
Fast forward to the present and I feel utterly cheated: I’ve never tasted a Lemon Meringue pussy!
Anyhoo ladies and gents: If you had to choose ONE dessert (or savoury) dish that your private parts would taste of for the rest of your life, what would it be?
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"That's tricky, as I always lightly dust my gooch with cinnamon on a Tuesday.
So... something that cinnamon compliments, I guess?  "
I’ve had Cinnamon Rice Pudding in the past; very nice it was to
Obviously, one wouldn’t wish for the consistency with ones ejaculate though.....
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"That's tricky, as I always lightly dust my gooch with cinnamon on a Tuesday.
So... something that cinnamon compliments, I guess?
I’ve had Cinnamon Rice Pudding in the past; very nice it was to
Obviously, one wouldn’t wish for the consistency with ones ejaculate though.....
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Most terrible for accuracy, dear chap. One must concur. |
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Actually.....I’m going to opt for cheesecake for my penis.
I know of no lady who can resist the gastronomic allure of this mighty dessert
Hell....I love it so much to that I would doubtless strive even harder to achieve full auto fellatio...  |
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"Before I was sexually active, I once read a book on sex that described the taste of a ladies neither regions as much akin to Lemon Meringue.
Fast forward to the present and I feel utterly cheated: I’ve never tasted a Lemon Meringue pussy!
Anyhoo ladies and gents: If you had to choose ONE dessert (or savoury) dish that your private parts would taste of for the rest of your life, what would it be?
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Thinking about it (I clearly have too much time on my hands) - wouldn’t it be a wonderful way to find a sexual partner?
Can you imagine how monumentally this would change profiles on here?
‘My dick is Rhubarb and Custard flavoured: I’m looking for a Roast Beef and Onion fanny.’
And the verifications also: ‘Met Dave tonight; He told me he had an Apple Lattice flavoured cock.....in fact it was clearly a Bread and Butter Pudding! Avoid this liar!’
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"Before I was sexually active, I once read a book on sex that described the taste of a ladies neither regions as much akin to Lemon Meringue.
Fast forward to the present and I feel utterly cheated: I’ve never tasted a Lemon Meringue pussy!
Anyhoo ladies and gents: If you had to choose ONE dessert (or savoury) dish that your private parts would taste of for the rest of your life, what would it be?
What book was that? "
I think it was called, ‘The ‘O’ Word’ or something like that.
The author should have titled it, ‘I have a dessert in my pants’ - it would have doubtless been a best seller |
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"Thinking about it (I clearly have too much time on my hands) - wouldn’t it be a wonderful way to find a sexual partner?
Can you imagine how monumentally this would change profiles on here?
‘My dick is Rhubarb and Custard flavoured: I’m looking for a Roast Beef and Onion fanny.’
And the verifications also: ‘Met Dave tonight; He told me he had an Apple Lattice flavoured cock.....in fact it was clearly a Bread and Butter Pudding! Avoid this liar!’
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Oh and I would be utterly remiss not to mention the obvious verification:
‘I met Sarah tonight. As promised, her pussy tasted EXACTLY like a Strawberry Soufflé!
Eat her with respect guys!’ |
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"You know, as so often mentioned on men’s profiles on here and with all these listed sumptuous desserts on offer - I really COULD eat pussy all night!  "
I promise my next thread will be less vulgar |
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All I know is that on page 217 of Nigella's Delicious Desserts cookbook, she advises you add 6 teaspoons of sugar until it as sweet as her vagina. Pubes are optional. |
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"I'll go savoury with gravy. Then I get to skip ahead of all the desserts and I'd love if every person who went down on me said 'aaah Bisto!'"
 I was thinking of making my loins Ferrero Rocher flavoured so that in accordance with the classic advert, every time a lady went down there she would thank me for spoiling her |
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"I'll go savoury with gravy. Then I get to skip ahead of all the desserts and I'd love if every person who went down on me said 'aaah Bisto!'
I was thinking of making my loins Ferrero Rocher flavoured so that in accordance with the classic advert, every time a lady went down there she would thank me for spoiling her "
Yeah but the chocolate would melt and make it look like you had shat yourself. Those hazelnut pieces won't help matters either. |
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"I'll go savoury with gravy. Then I get to skip ahead of all the desserts and I'd love if every person who went down on me said 'aaah Bisto!'
I was thinking of making my loins Ferrero Rocher flavoured so that in accordance with the classic advert, every time a lady went down there she would thank me for spoiling her
Yeah but the chocolate would melt and make it look like you had shat yourself. Those hazelnut pieces won't help matters either."
*rethinking gravy* |
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"I'll go savoury with gravy. Then I get to skip ahead of all the desserts and I'd love if every person who went down on me said 'aaah Bisto!'
I was thinking of making my loins Ferrero Rocher flavoured so that in accordance with the classic advert, every time a lady went down there she would thank me for spoiling her
Yeah but the chocolate would melt and make it look like you had shat yourself. Those hazelnut pieces won't help matters either."
A good point.....I think I’d better stick to Milky Bars |
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"Great. Now everytime I hear someone say baby gravy all I’m going to think about is lanas vagina.
And yes. I hear that expression more than I would like "
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"Thinking about it (I clearly have too much time on my hands) - wouldn’t it be a wonderful way to find a sexual partner?
Can you imagine how monumentally this would change profiles on here?
‘My dick is Rhubarb and Custard flavoured: I’m looking for a Roast Beef and Onion fanny.’
And the verifications also: ‘Met Dave tonight; He told me he had an Apple Lattice flavoured cock.....in fact it was clearly a Bread and Butter Pudding! Avoid this liar!’
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