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It is a well known fact that we chaps can perform a number of trademark tricks with our dicks such as the timeless, ‘Helicopter’ and let’s not forget the absolute classic ‘Elephant impression’ patented technique we chaps all know and love via the aid of turning our pockets inside out and dangling our penises out the fly....
Anyway: Ladies.....do you have any boobie centred tricks you’d care to share?  |
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"I can make my pecs dance which is pretty impressive that you can see under an F cup  "
Can you do it in time to music? Do you do requests? Can I have an alternate left/right boobie bounce to a Strauss Waltz? |
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"I can make my pecs dance which is pretty impressive that you can see under an F cup
Can you do it in time to music? Do you do requests? Can I have an alternate left/right boobie bounce to a Strauss Waltz? "
 I started humming and trying that when I read it  |
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"I can make my pecs dance which is pretty impressive that you can see under an F cup
Can you do it in time to music? Do you do requests? Can I have an alternate left/right boobie bounce to a Strauss Waltz?
I started humming and trying that when I read it "
‘Die Fledermaus’ would make for one awesome display  |
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"i mine can hide a bottle of wine quite easily "
 or little cans of gin, handy for music festivals.
Mine's also fed a person for a while, that's a fairly cool trick! |
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"how many cds can you hang on each nipple...
How many pens can you hold underneath...."
I once saw a segment on TV where ladies were holding pool cues horizontally under their boobs (no hands). It was admittedly very impressive although I wasn’t really looking at the pool cues..... |
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"i mine can hide a bottle of wine quite easily
or little cans of gin, handy for music festivals.
Mine's also fed a person for a while, that's a fairly cool trick!"
Hmmm never thought about this before , that’s a good trick and I shall try   |
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"i mine can hide a bottle of wine quite easily
or little cans of gin, handy for music festivals.
Mine's also fed a person for a while, that's a fairly cool trick!
The coolest trick of all xx "
The gin one? Defo! |
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"I have a special little dance and accompanying song for mine.
No word of a lie.
Mrs TMN x
Lyrics please? Is it catchy? Can I attach a bass drum over it and release it as a dance remix? "
Oh, undoubtedly it would be a big hit. Or do I mean a big tit? |
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"I can't do anything interetsing with mine. I feel slightly cheated in the boob department "
What about the gentle pendulum trick - a slight sway either way is guaranteed to utterly mesmerise any man within eye distance
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"They make great swimming floats"
I’ve always admired the buoyancy of boobies - even whilst restricted in a bikini top, they utterly refuse to stay under when a lady lays on her back. That’s boobie resolve right there that is |
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"I can put men in a trance with mine, shame it doesn't work on the ladies though  "
Boob trance - it’s a genuine medical condition for we poor chaps you know; Our eyes transfix and our mouths do drop. In some cases we may even dribble.
You ladies should feel deep sympathy for us in our plight.....
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"i mine can hide a bottle of wine quite easily
or little cans of gin, handy for music festivals.
Mine's also fed a person for a while, that's a fairly cool trick!"
Lana I'd Love to Suck on your Nipples and Big Boobs xxx
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"If I show enough of mine when I'm out (but crucially not too much), I magically get free drinks all evening
Kitty I'd buy you drinks All night if you'd take me Home with you xxx"
I think her boobs are doing just fine by themselves! |
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"Mine could be used as a sky remote. All cocks would look 12 inches.  "
We need more photos of boobies next to everyday objects so as to gauge the sizes.
Hmmm.....my next thread request maybe?..... |
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"If i release them from my bra i can warm my knees up
Boobs also make for expedient hand warmers on a chilly day oh need someone with cold hands to try that out then "
My hands have suddenly turned ice cold and need warming up! |
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"If i release them from my bra i can warm my knees up
Boobs also make for expedient hand warmers on a chilly day oh need someone with cold hands to try that out then "
*running hands under cold tap* .....  |
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"I can put men in a trance with mine, shame it doesn't work on the ladies though
Boob trance - it’s a genuine medical condition for we poor chaps you know; Our eyes transfix and our mouths do drop. In some cases we may even dribble.
You ladies should feel deep sympathy for us in our plight.....
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I usually carry around a towel on a night out lol |
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"Check out 2 of my public videos! Here is my boob trick at it's finest. Ladies and Gentlemen of Fab. May I present to you.
The dancing Betty Boob!! "
Love it/them |
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"Check out 2 of my public videos! Here is my boob trick at it's finest. Ladies and Gentlemen of Fab. May I present to you.
The dancing Betty Boob!! "
! Beautiful eyes too! |
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"Check out 2 of my public videos! Here is my boob trick at it's finest. Ladies and Gentlemen of Fab. May I present to you.
The dancing Betty Boob!!
! Beautiful eyes too!"
I thought so to.....I stared into them, lost in awe for what seemed like an eternity..... |
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"They play tricks on me. Every time I see a pair my pants fall down  "
I feel thy plight sir; Indeed my trousers, pants and even my socks have been known to fly right off at the mere sight of a boob.
It’s admittedly an even bigger problem when I’m shopping in Sainsbury’s..... |
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"Mine can still pass the pencil test.
Remember: Extra bonus points and major kudos and bragging rights if you can additionally sign your signature whilst undertaking the test "
Funny c |
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"Watch Our latest video and you will see
Hope you enjoy xxx"
I wish my site allowance would permit me to view it
Nonetheless - from the picture, I can see that your boobies appear to be performing one of my personal favourite tricks of all..... |
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Mr. 
yours are beautiful, I'm well jealous 
