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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
Due to popular demand (ok I mean Lorenzo and Jamie Hants) I'm conducting a survey to rate the beauty of my arsehole. PM for a private viewing. I cannot be held accountable for any mental scarring that may occur. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Due to popular demand (ok I mean Lorenzo and Jamie Hants) I'm conducting a survey to rate the beauty of my arsehole. PM for a private viewing. I cannot be held accountable for any mental scarring that may occur. "
I’m at the doctors office nothing can scar me at the moment.... |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"How graphic is the picture? I'm all up for seeing your bum but if you're parting your cheeks to show your exit point then I would personally avoid it. "
Oh very graphic. It's a portal to another dimension  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Lacey_Red, I think you should be aware that Lorenzo and / or Jamie Hants has hacked your account and is offering your arsehole for private viewing. 
Just thought you should know so you can take the appropriate action 
(and by that I mean make sure you've shined it up for all the folks who require said private view obvs)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has someone hacked your account? 
The Russians or the Chinese? Which government is after my bumhole pictures? "
All of 'em, it's that good... at least I'll be able to confirm that after you slide it in to my box  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How graphic is the picture? I'm all up for seeing your bum but if you're parting your cheeks to show your exit point then I would personally avoid it.
Oh very graphic. It's a portal to another dimension "
Will it suck us in  |
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"How graphic is the picture? I'm all up for seeing your bum but if you're parting your cheeks to show your exit point then I would personally avoid it.
Oh very graphic. It's a portal to another dimension "
In that case I'll pass, but I would like to see your bum if you ever chose to share a picture. Luke |
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"Due to popular demand (ok I mean Lorenzo and Jamie Hants) I'm conducting a survey to rate the beauty of my arsehole. PM for a private viewing. I cannot be held accountable for any mental scarring that may occur. "
Oooo I’m intrigued love to see a beautiful arsehole
I’ve become fascinated by rimming recently  |
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"How graphic is the picture? I'm all up for seeing your bum but if you're parting your cheeks to show your exit point then I would personally avoid it.
Oh very graphic. It's a portal to another dimension
In that case I'll pass, but I would like to see your bum if you ever chose to share a picture. Luke "
I’ll have his ^^ parted cheeks bum hole pic then pretty please |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Lacey_Red, I think you should be aware that Lorenzo and / or Jamie Hants has hacked your account and is offering your arsehole for private viewing.
Just thought you should know so you can take the appropriate action
(and by that I mean make sure you've shined it up for all the folks who require said private view obvs) "
Little rascals!
Lucky I've spent the day waxing and oiling it isn’t it! |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Has someone hacked your account?
The Russians or the Chinese? Which government is after my bumhole pictures?
All of 'em, it's that good... at least I'll be able to confirm that after you slide it in to my box "
You mean sucker it to your inbox? |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"How graphic is the picture? I'm all up for seeing your bum but if you're parting your cheeks to show your exit point then I would personally avoid it.
Oh very graphic. It's a portal to another dimension
Will it suck us in "
Only if you get too close! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has someone hacked your account?
The Russians or the Chinese? Which government is after my bumhole pictures?
All of 'em, it's that good... at least I'll be able to confirm that after you slide it in to my box
You mean sucker it to your inbox? "
So long as it makes that satisfying *sluuuuurp* sound when you do  |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"How graphic is the picture? I'm all up for seeing your bum but if you're parting your cheeks to show your exit point then I would personally avoid it.
Oh very graphic. It's a portal to another dimension
In that case I'll pass, but I would like to see your bum if you ever chose to share a picture. Luke
I’ll have his ^^ parted cheeks bum hole pic then pretty please "
Waste not want not! |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Has someone hacked your account?
The Russians or the Chinese? Which government is after my bumhole pictures?
All of 'em, it's that good... at least I'll be able to confirm that after you slide it in to my box
You mean sucker it to your inbox?
So long as it makes that satisfying *sluuuuurp* sound when you do "
Like tipping jelly out of a mould. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has someone hacked your account?
The Russians or the Chinese? Which government is after my bumhole pictures?
All of 'em, it's that good... at least I'll be able to confirm that after you slide it in to my box
You mean sucker it to your inbox?
So long as it makes that satisfying *sluuuuurp* sound when you do
Like tipping jelly out of a mould. "
It's gotta be jelly cos jam don't shake like that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m sure it’s an adorable little bum hole.
Have you a name for her?
Now you mention it no I don't. Maybe that should be my next thread!
Cheryl Hole.
I prefer 'the void' "
Emma Void? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m sure it’s an adorable little bum hole.
Have you a name for her?
Now you mention it no I don't. Maybe that should be my next thread!
Cheryl Hole.
I prefer 'the void' "
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"Due to popular demand (ok I mean Lorenzo and Jamie Hants) I'm conducting a survey to rate the beauty of my arsehole. PM for a private viewing. I cannot be held accountable for any mental scarring that may occur. "
I'm up for a gander  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Lacey_Red, I think you should be aware that Lorenzo and / or Jamie Hants has hacked your account and is offering your arsehole for private viewing.
Just thought you should know so you can take the appropriate action
(and by that I mean make sure you've shined it up for all the folks who require said private view obvs)
Little rascals!
Lucky I've spent the day waxing and oiling it isn’t it! "
I know! So handy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to see it
She's just a tease, I've been asking to see if for a year now "
She's sent me it and oh my god Morningstar I feel sorry for you that you've never seen it! It's everything I knew it would be! It's smooth and beautiful and ready for penetration 
Thank you Lacey for trusting me and don't worry your anus is safe with me #girlcode |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Lacey_Red, I think you should be aware that Lorenzo and / or Jamie Hants has hacked your account and is offering your arsehole for private viewing.
Just thought you should know so you can take the appropriate action
(and by that I mean make sure you've shined it up for all the folks who require said private view obvs)
Little rascals!
Lucky I've spent the day waxing and oiling it isn’t it!
I know! So handy! "
Now i have an image of lacey with a polishing mop attached to a cordless drill buffing her anus. |
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"Due to popular demand (ok I mean Lorenzo and Jamie Hants) I'm conducting a survey to rate the beauty of my arsehole. PM for a private viewing. I cannot be held accountable for any mental scarring that may occur. "
By all means wink away |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to see it
She's just a tease, I've been asking to see if for a year now
She's sent me it and oh my god Morningstar I feel sorry for you that you've never seen it! It's everything I knew it would be! It's smooth and beautiful and ready for penetration
Thank you Lacey for trusting me and don't worry your anus is safe with me #girlcode "
Liar |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"I want to see it
She's just a tease, I've been asking to see if for a year now
She's sent me it and oh my god Morningstar I feel sorry for you that you've never seen it! It's everything I knew it would be! It's smooth and beautiful and ready for penetration
Thank you Lacey for trusting me and don't worry your anus is safe with me #girlcode "
I hope I can trust you with it more than your sex addict clinic .
Thanks babe |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Cannot believe it took me over 16 hours to capture your bumhole in oil and acrylic that one time because you wouldn't stop winking it at me.
I'm still super fond of it, though. It has such charm  "
I'm honoured the painting has pride of place in your living room |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Lacey_Red, I think you should be aware that Lorenzo and / or Jamie Hants has hacked your account and is offering your arsehole for private viewing.
Just thought you should know so you can take the appropriate action
(and by that I mean make sure you've shined it up for all the folks who require said private view obvs)
Little rascals!
Lucky I've spent the day waxing and oiling it isn’t it!
I know! So handy!
Now i have an image of lacey with a polishing mop attached to a cordless drill buffing her anus. "
That is exactly what happened. |
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"Lacey_Red, I think you should be aware that Lorenzo and / or Jamie Hants has hacked your account and is offering your arsehole for private viewing.
Just thought you should know so you can take the appropriate action
(and by that I mean make sure you've shined it up for all the folks who require said private view obvs)
Little rascals!
Lucky I've spent the day waxing and oiling it isn’t it!
I know! So handy!
Now i have an image of lacey with a polishing mop attached to a cordless drill buffing her anus.
That is exactly what happened. "
What type of polish do you use? |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Lacey_Red, I think you should be aware that Lorenzo and / or Jamie Hants has hacked your account and is offering your arsehole for private viewing.
Just thought you should know so you can take the appropriate action
(and by that I mean make sure you've shined it up for all the folks who require said private view obvs)
Little rascals!
Lucky I've spent the day waxing and oiling it isn’t it!
I know! So handy!
Now i have an image of lacey with a polishing mop attached to a cordless drill buffing her anus.
That is exactly what happened.
What type of polish do you use?"
Jamie Hants famous lemom scented butthole butter. Lemonbuttercream uses it too. It's how she got her name. |
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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago
Stoke-on-Trent |
"Lacey_Red, I think you should be aware that Lorenzo and / or Jamie Hants has hacked your account and is offering your arsehole for private viewing.
Just thought you should know so you can take the appropriate action
(and by that I mean make sure you've shined it up for all the folks who require said private view obvs)
Little rascals!
Lucky I've spent the day waxing and oiling it isn’t it!
I know! So handy!
Now i have an image of lacey with a polishing mop attached to a cordless drill buffing her anus.
That is exactly what happened.
What type of polish do you use?
Jamie Hants famous lemom scented butthole butter. Lemonbuttercream uses it too. It's how she got her name. "
Mmmm, lemonbuttholecream... (drools) |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Lacey_Red, I think you should be aware that Lorenzo and / or Jamie Hants has hacked your account and is offering your arsehole for private viewing.
Just thought you should know so you can take the appropriate action
(and by that I mean make sure you've shined it up for all the folks who require said private view obvs)
Little rascals!
Lucky I've spent the day waxing and oiling it isn’t it!
I know! So handy!
Now i have an image of lacey with a polishing mop attached to a cordless drill buffing her anus.
That is exactly what happened. "
Now i want a video - never mind a pic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How graphic is the picture? I'm all up for seeing your bum but if you're parting your cheeks to show your exit point then I would personally avoid it.
Oh very graphic. It's a portal to another dimension "
I'm no scientist, but can verify if it's a shiny star or a light grabbing black hole |
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"Lacey_Red, I think you should be aware that Lorenzo and / or Jamie Hants has hacked your account and is offering your arsehole for private viewing.
Just thought you should know so you can take the appropriate action
(and by that I mean make sure you've shined it up for all the folks who require said private view obvs)
Little rascals!
Lucky I've spent the day waxing and oiling it isn’t it!
I know! So handy!
Now i have an image of lacey with a polishing mop attached to a cordless drill buffing her anus.
That is exactly what happened.
What type of polish do you use?
Jamie Hants famous lemom scented butthole butter. Lemonbuttercream uses it too. It's how she got her name. "
Sounds yummy, is it edible?
Lacey_Red and Lemon buttercream, now there's a nice thought |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Lacey_Red, I think you should be aware that Lorenzo and / or Jamie Hants has hacked your account and is offering your arsehole for private viewing.
Just thought you should know so you can take the appropriate action
(and by that I mean make sure you've shined it up for all the folks who require said private view obvs)
Little rascals!
Lucky I've spent the day waxing and oiling it isn’t it!
I know! So handy!
Now i have an image of lacey with a polishing mop attached to a cordless drill buffing her anus.
That is exactly what happened.
What type of polish do you use?
Jamie Hants famous lemom scented butthole butter. Lemonbuttercream uses it too. It's how she got her name.
Sounds yummy, is it edible?
Lacey_Red and Lemon buttercream, now there's a nice thought "
It is! |
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"Due to popular demand (ok I mean Lorenzo and Jamie Hants) I'm conducting a survey to rate the beauty of my arsehole. PM for a private viewing. I cannot be held accountable for any mental scarring that may occur. "
Your public photos are amazing but I’m not allowed to contact you |
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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago
Stoke-on-Trent |
"It looks like a strangely seductive leather cheerio.
10/10
Squeaks & creeks as you move around on it, freezing cold in winter, skin sticks to it in summer?
Spot on! "
Maybe try Clearasil for bumholes?  |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"It looks like a strangely seductive leather cheerio.
10/10
Squeaks & creeks as you move around on it, freezing cold in winter, skin sticks to it in summer?
Spot on!
Maybe try Clearasil for bumholes? "
Some like it spotty! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Due to popular demand (ok I mean Lorenzo and Jamie Hants) I'm conducting a survey to rate the beauty of my arsehole. PM for a private viewing. I cannot be held accountable for any mental scarring that may occur. "
Oooh ooooh.....let me see! |
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"Due to popular demand (ok I mean Lorenzo and Jamie Hants) I'm conducting a survey to rate the beauty of my arsehole. PM for a private viewing. I cannot be held accountable for any mental scarring that may occur. "
If it's as lovely as the rest of you it can only be a good thing...
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"Due to popular demand (ok I mean Lorenzo and Jamie Hants) I'm conducting a survey to rate the beauty of my arsehole. PM for a private viewing. I cannot be held accountable for any mental scarring that may occur. "
Yes please I don’t mind assisting  |
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