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Will you marry me...at some point?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Although I have zero desire to settle down, I'm at an age where I do panic sometimes about who I'm going to watch telly and take trips to the seaside with in my later years...
So, I've had the Fab lawyers draw up a contract to help out us singles (or couples who feel like sharing their sheltered housing with any others). They've asked me to point out that your eye candy is probably not going to still look as they do now, so it would be unwise to base your proposals solely on aesthetics on this occasion, although of course this can be a factor
To propose your contract, simply fill in the blanks below!
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Dear ______________
If you're still available in ____ years will you marry me because _______________________?
Regards
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Small print: 1. Contracts are not legally, sexually or any other way binding, as they don't really exist. 2. This is just a daft excuse to say something nice about someone, you really don't need to think about this too deeply  . 3. Multiple proposals are allowed. 4. Why not surprise someone who doesn't know you think they're cool? 5. I'm bored. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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For example:
Dear Caffeine Dusk
If you're still available in 30 years, will you marry me because you seem kind, interesting, hilarious and I want a shot of your book collection?
Regards
Lana |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To be serious for a brief moment.. Id genuinely love to be married one day but its a real fear i wont ever get that chance.
Id love to have a surname of someone that means everything to me..
Someone just pitty me please..
hahaha
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m presently married to Cheeky and Nora but one or two more wives can’t hurt right?  "
Absolutely! Polyamorous, same sex, platonic, bromances - all allowed |
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"I’m presently married to Cheeky and Nora but one or two more wives can’t hurt right?
Absolutely! Polyamorous, same sex, platonic, bromances - all allowed "
In that case: F&B - be my lawfully wedded husband I beg you sir! I can’t cook, I know bugger all about mechanics and I don’t understand the offside rule in football.
I do however love both watermelon related sex and leaf blowers  |
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"For example:
Dear Caffeine Dusk
If you're still available in 30 years, will you marry me because you seem kind, interesting, hilarious and I want a shot of your book collection?
Regards
Lana"
Dear Lana,
I have a pretty hard rule of only being married for 36 hours at the most, at which point my legal team beging the divorce proceedings and the Divorce Party begins.
(There's lots of cake and mingling; it's quite an occasion.)
However, access to said books can be obtained through bribery of the cookie variety.
Regards,
Dusk. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"For example:
Dear Caffeine Dusk
If you're still available in 30 years, will you marry me because you seem kind, interesting, hilarious and I want a shot of your book collection?
Regards
Lana
Dear Lana,
I have a pretty hard rule of only being married for 36 hours at the most, at which point my legal team beging the divorce proceedings and the Divorce Party begins.
(There's lots of cake and mingling; it's quite an occasion.)
However, access to said books can be obtained through bribery of the cookie variety.
Regards,
Dusk."
This totally works for me, deal |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"To be serious for a brief moment.. Id genuinely love to be married one day but its a real fear i wont ever get that chance.
Id love to have a surname of someone that means everything to me..
Someone just pitty me please..
hahaha
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Get proposing then Mrs |
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"psssst...it's not real
I'm away to pick out my wedding lingerie now anyway, I need distractions that don't involve my work today so that'll do! "
Ooo I'm more intrigued now you speak about getting to choose wedding lingerie! |
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"Woa... Big commitment... Can i have one fabwife and a few fabmistress on the side where we all play happy house 
.... All i ask is, have a nice bum "
Could I be a fab mistress? Pretty please?? I'll let you see my bum  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't even get a proposal from my actual boyfriend...s'not like anyone else is gonna bother  
Lu
Lu , if nobody marries you by 40 I will "
I already have that deal with one of my best mates...J is gonna be our bridesmaid
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"I can't even get a proposal from my actual boyfriend...s'not like anyone else is gonna bother
Lu
Lu , if nobody marries you by 40 I will
I already have that deal with one of my best mates...J is gonna be our bridesmaid
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* Sulks * |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can't even get a proposal from my actual boyfriend...s'not like anyone else is gonna bother
Lu
Lu , if nobody marries you by 40 I will
I already have that deal with one of my best mates...J is gonna be our bridesmaid
* Sulks * "
You can be a bridesmaid too... |
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"I can't even get a proposal from my actual boyfriend...s'not like anyone else is gonna bother
Lu
Lu , if nobody marries you by 40 I will
I already have that deal with one of my best mates...J is gonna be our bridesmaid
* Sulks *
You can be a bridesmaid too... "
Can Prince be the ring bearer |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can't even get a proposal from my actual boyfriend...s'not like anyone else is gonna bother
Lu
Lu , if nobody marries you by 40 I will
I already have that deal with one of my best mates...J is gonna be our bridesmaid
* Sulks *
You can be a bridesmaid too... Can Prince be the ring bearer "
YES!  |
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"I can't even get a proposal from my actual boyfriend...s'not like anyone else is gonna bother
Lu
Lu , if nobody marries you by 40 I will
I already have that deal with one of my best mates...J is gonna be our bridesmaid
* Sulks *
You can be a bridesmaid too... Can Prince be the ring bearer
YES! "
Awww your good to me xx |
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"psssst...it's not real
I'm away to pick out my wedding lingerie now anyway, I need distractions that don't involve my work today so that'll do! "
Don't forget to get the 50% discount on divorce lingerie at the same time also.
Have a lovely day, 2050 wife.  |
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Dear Lana,
We're not up for marrying, but you can count on us for trips to the seaside or watching TV or whatever enjoyable activities you like for many years to come whenever distance can be overcome. We both think you are lovely. |
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By *hav02Man
over a year ago
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"Woa... Big commitment... Can i have one fabwife and a few fabmistress on the side where we all play happy house
.... All i ask is, have a nice bum
Could I be a fab mistress? Pretty please?? I'll let you see my bum "
I might just let you be my mistress due to your snoggable lips ... Still want to see your bum though |
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I don't want to get married (even fab married) but I'd love to have a non-wedding registry somewhere and have everyone buy me gifts as payback for all the wedding gifts, wedding anniversary gifts, new baby gifts, christening gifts, first communion gifts etc. I've bought for them and their families over the years.
Maybe if it was a sham wedding so my spouse could get a visa I could get paid for the wedding too... hmm... *goes off to Google it*
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Going off at a tangent, is bigamy still a thing?
Now everything is recorded on line I mean, so you can't get married in Leeds, Bristol and Scunthorpe and hope no one will find out?"
Bigamy at Christmas - what am I to do?
Spend it with the family?
I can't - I've got two. |
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"Going off at a tangent, is bigamy still a thing?
Now everything is recorded on line I mean, so you can't get married in Leeds, Bristol and Scunthorpe and hope no one will find out?"
Yeah, it’s awesome - I like to have one wife per county at least |
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"To be serious for a brief moment.. Id genuinely love to be married one day but its a real fear i wont ever get that chance.
Id love to have a surname of someone that means everything to me..
Someone just pitty me please..
hahaha
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I would marry you without question but spending the rest of your life with the surname Smith? Now I wouldn't wish that on anybody lol |
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"Woa... Big commitment... Can i have one fabwife and a few fabmistress on the side where we all play happy house
.... All i ask is, have a nice bum
Could I be a fab mistress? Pretty please?? I'll let you see my bum
I might just let you be my mistress due to your snoggable lips ... Still want to see your bum though "
Incoming!!!!! X |
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By *hav02Man
over a year ago
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"I'd take a fab husband. I even still have my wedding dress so I can whack that on again x"
Well i can help you with that....will you be my fab wife  we can spend our days eating pizza.... And jagged edge comes to mind
Lana- can you officiate  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd take a fab husband. I even still have my wedding dress so I can whack that on again x
Well i can help you with that....will you be my fab wife we can spend our days eating pizza.... And jagged edge comes to mind
Lana- can you officiate "
I will indeed be your fab wife! As long as we can also have tequila. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'd take a fab husband. I even still have my wedding dress so I can whack that on again x
Well i can help you with that....will you be my fab wife we can spend our days eating pizza.... And jagged edge comes to mind
Lana- can you officiate "
Sure, I'm busy for 36ish hours when I'm 67, and then I have some plans with _partharmony but aside from that, all yours for weddings, funerals, bar mitzvahs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"no point in getting married these days.
a guy is better of pulling up his pants, yawning and walking out the door.
But I'll only give a husband anal "
i stand correctly.
he runs like fuck out the door |
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By *hav02Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
"I'd take a fab husband. I even still have my wedding dress so I can whack that on again x
Well i can help you with that....will you be my fab wife we can spend our days eating pizza.... And jagged edge comes to mind
Lana- can you officiate
I will indeed be your fab wife! As long as we can also have tequila. "
Huzzah!!! Fab wedding of the year
Oh you needn't worry, I'm already in supra-brexit trade talks to ensure you and I have a ready supply of tequila import it's my fabvow to you |
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"To be serious for a brief moment.. Id genuinely love to be married one day but its a real fear i wont ever get that chance.
Id love to have a surname of someone that means everything to me..
Someone just pitty me please..
hahaha
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Me too... on that basis... wanna get married? |
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