...of a box of dog treats! 
I've just had a delivery of a big box of natural dog treats, and my pooch is in rapture, sat looking at it with pure love in his eyes.
I don't think he's ever looked at me with quite that much love
Any budding Barbara Woodhouses got any tips to win his adoration back from the evil chickens feet? |
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" My dog thinks with her stomach.
Even if the world was ending in a fiery cataclysm - she’d still probably have her snout stuck in her bowl, greedily waffling down her food  "
Mine too
I think I may have lost his love forever....or at least until all the treats are gone  |
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I buy my dog treats regularly from a company called Betty and Butch all natural stuff which he loves now every parcel that comes in the he thinks is his ! |
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"But without you he wouldn't get the treats at all.
Make him do tricks and work for those treats. Don't just hand them to him for free  "
His tiny little pea brain doesn't comprehend that though - I made him give paw and he just ate it and then went back to staring lovingly at the box |
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"Replace the dog for me.. I'll look at you with love all day long.. 
Oh and you.dont have to clear my poo or feed me.. I'm house trained.  "
But then what will I do with all the pigs ears? Could you be convinced that they're pork scratchings? |
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"Ah, the situation where tits dont work
I know! I've never come across this before, I don't know what to do! I think I'm going to explode like the fembots on Austin Powers!
Help
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He'll come back around when he has done, dont explode its a waste of good tits! |
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"But without you he wouldn't get the treats at all.
Make him do tricks and work for those treats. Don't just hand them to him for free
His tiny little pea brain doesn't comprehend that though - I made him give paw and he just ate it and then went back to staring lovingly at the box "
Paw isn't making him work it. You want down,stand,sit,paw,beg ad infinitum |
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"I buy my dog treats regularly from a company called Betty and Butch all natural stuff which he loves now every parcel that comes in the he thinks is his !"
Aww 
Mine does that because he likes to rip the boxes up...he tries to take them off of me before I've even opened them  |
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"Throw a ball and “fetch” if there is still no movement, it’s too late Lily!! 
D."
He doesn't do that anyway D, just looks at me like I'm stupid for throwing a ball away that I obviously want
Same as he won't catch - let's it hit him on the head and then looks really upset because I've thrown something at him 
I think I got a factory reject, but he didn't come with a warranty |
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"But without you he wouldn't get the treats at all.
Make him do tricks and work for those treats. Don't just hand them to him for free
His tiny little pea brain doesn't comprehend that though - I made him give paw and he just ate it and then went back to staring lovingly at the box
Paw isn't making him work it. You want down,stand,sit,paw,beg ad infinitum "
He can't do all those things...massive head that is solid bone....tiny pea brain located somewhere in the vicinity of his arse and generally good for motor functions only |
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"Throw a ball and “fetch” if there is still no movement, it’s too late Lily!!
D.
He doesn't do that anyway D, just looks at me like I'm stupid for throwing a ball away that I obviously want
Same as he won't catch - let's it hit him on the head and then looks really upset because I've thrown something at him
I think I got a factory reject, but he didn't come with a warranty "
he sounds like a proper character!
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"...of a box of dog treats!
I've just had a delivery of a big box of natural dog treats, and my pooch is in rapture, sat looking at it with pure love in his eyes.
I don't think he's ever looked at me with quite that much love
Any budding Barbara Woodhouses got any tips to win his adoration back from the evil chickens feet? "
The thing is they bloody smell delicious too...
I open a box of gravy bones and stick my nose in for a good sniff |
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"But without you he wouldn't get the treats at all.
Make him do tricks and work for those treats. Don't just hand them to him for free
His tiny little pea brain doesn't comprehend that though - I made him give paw and he just ate it and then went back to staring lovingly at the box
Paw isn't making him work it. You want down,stand,sit,paw,beg ad infinitum
He can't do all those things...massive head that is solid bone....tiny pea brain located somewhere in the vicinity of his arse and generally good for motor functions only "
Only one thing for it then. You have to put all the treats about your person. Stuff them wherever you can. Then he'll look at you like he looks at his treats |
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"...of a box of dog treats!
I've just had a delivery of a big box of natural dog treats, and my pooch is in rapture, sat looking at it with pure love in his eyes.
I don't think he's ever looked at me with quite that much love
Any budding Barbara Woodhouses got any tips to win his adoration back from the evil chickens feet?
The thing is they bloody smell delicious too...
I open a box of gravy bones and stick my nose in for a good sniff "
I'm glad it's not just me that does that
I once tried one of each colour of those shape biscuits to see if they were actually different flavours...they all taste the same apart from the black ones which are like charcoal |
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"But without you he wouldn't get the treats at all.
Make him do tricks and work for those treats. Don't just hand them to him for free
His tiny little pea brain doesn't comprehend that though - I made him give paw and he just ate it and then went back to staring lovingly at the box
Paw isn't making him work it. You want down,stand,sit,paw,beg ad infinitum
He can't do all those things...massive head that is solid bone....tiny pea brain located somewhere in the vicinity of his arse and generally good for motor functions only
Only one thing for it then. You have to put all the treats about your person. Stuff them wherever you can. Then he'll look at you like he looks at his treats "
Good plan... But if you don't hear from me again it's gone wrong and he's eaten me as well as the treats  |
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"But without you he wouldn't get the treats at all.
Make him do tricks and work for those treats. Don't just hand them to him for free
His tiny little pea brain doesn't comprehend that though - I made him give paw and he just ate it and then went back to staring lovingly at the box
Paw isn't making him work it. You want down,stand,sit,paw,beg ad infinitum
He can't do all those things...massive head that is solid bone....tiny pea brain located somewhere in the vicinity of his arse and generally good for motor functions only
Only one thing for it then. You have to put all the treats about your person. Stuff them wherever you can. Then he'll look at you like he looks at his treats
Good plan... But if you don't hear from me again it's gone wrong and he's eaten me as well as the treats "
I'll be thinking about you smelling of all that meaty goodness.
But at least he would have eaten you all up which means he really loves you  |
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"...of a box of dog treats!
I've just had a delivery of a big box of natural dog treats, and my pooch is in rapture, sat looking at it with pure love in his eyes.
I don't think he's ever looked at me with quite that much love
Any budding Barbara Woodhouses got any tips to win his adoration back from the evil chickens feet?
The thing is they bloody smell delicious too...
I open a box of gravy bones and stick my nose in for a good sniff
I'm glad it's not just me that does that
I once tried one of each colour of those shape biscuits to see if they were actually different flavours...they all taste the same apart from the black ones which are like charcoal "
So so funny.. Ive done exactly the same with those coloured shapes..They are crap,taste of nothing. Was expecting some lovely flavours... |
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"Replace the dog for me.. I'll look at you with love all day long..
Oh and you.dont have to clear my poo or feed me.. I'm house trained.
But then what will I do with all the pigs ears? Could you be convinced that they're pork scratchings? "
I'm all over them.. bung them in the oven and chop them up.. who'd know the difference  |
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"...of a box of dog treats!
I've just had a delivery of a big box of natural dog treats, and my pooch is in rapture, sat looking at it with pure love in his eyes.
I don't think he's ever looked at me with quite that much love
Any budding Barbara Woodhouses got any tips to win his adoration back from the evil chickens feet?
The thing is they bloody smell delicious too...
I open a box of gravy bones and stick my nose in for a good sniff
I'm glad it's not just me that does that
I once tried one of each colour of those shape biscuits to see if they were actually different flavours...they all taste the same apart from the black ones which are like charcoal
So so funny.. Ive done exactly the same with those coloured shapes..They are crap,taste of nothing. Was expecting some lovely flavours... "
So now we've exposed ourselves as dog biscuit eating weirdos, do you think our chances of getting a meet will improve?? I suppose it proves we've got good teeth...those buggers are hard |
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"...of a box of dog treats!
I've just had a delivery of a big box of natural dog treats, and my pooch is in rapture, sat looking at it with pure love in his eyes.
I don't think he's ever looked at me with quite that much love
Any budding Barbara Woodhouses got any tips to win his adoration back from the evil chickens feet?
The thing is they bloody smell delicious too...
I open a box of gravy bones and stick my nose in for a good sniff
I'm glad it's not just me that does that
I once tried one of each colour of those shape biscuits to see if they were actually different flavours...they all taste the same apart from the black ones which are like charcoal
So so funny.. Ive done exactly the same with those coloured shapes..They are crap,taste of nothing. Was expecting some lovely flavours...
So now we've exposed ourselves as dog biscuit eating weirdos, do you think our chances of getting a meet will improve?? I suppose it proves we've got good teeth...those buggers are hard "
Well i don't know about you but I am known to growl every now and again  |
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"My 3 would love that!!
But they just regurgitate anything like that
An Ox’s horn always goes down well with them though  "
Aww, poor pooches - he'd share the sprats if they were closer, they may be gentler on their stomachs.
I tried him with an ox horn and he wasn't fussed, same with the deer antlers |
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"...of a box of dog treats!
I've just had a delivery of a big box of natural dog treats, and my pooch is in rapture, sat looking at it with pure love in his eyes.
I don't think he's ever looked at me with quite that much love
Any budding Barbara Woodhouses got any tips to win his adoration back from the evil chickens feet?
The thing is they bloody smell delicious too...
I open a box of gravy bones and stick my nose in for a good sniff
I'm glad it's not just me that does that
I once tried one of each colour of those shape biscuits to see if they were actually different flavours...they all taste the same apart from the black ones which are like charcoal
So so funny.. Ive done exactly the same with those coloured shapes..They are crap,taste of nothing. Was expecting some lovely flavours...
So now we've exposed ourselves as dog biscuit eating weirdos, do you think our chances of getting a meet will improve?? I suppose it proves we've got good teeth...those buggers are hard
Well i don't know about you but I am known to growl every now and again "
There's always someone that appreciates the weird Adds to the hotness somehow. MFF you two? |
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