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Mysteries of life that still make you wonder?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How on earth do they get those little boats in the bottle....  witchcraft I tell thee 
Oh yes! And that pear in the Schnaps bottle "
By the time I get to the schnapps, I've never noticed there was something in it  |
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"Why can't I be a bit more aloof?
Why do the wires of my bras always dig into my boobs at the most irritating times? "
Put yourself in the position of those wires; wouldn’t you want to dig into your boobs too? |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Why can't I be a bit more aloof?
Why do the wires of my bras always dig into my boobs at the most irritating times?
Put yourself in the position of those wires; wouldn’t you want to dig into your boobs too?"
Brilliant.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why is the really useful thing. The thing you really need NOW
The thing that was sat in your drawer for ten years. The thing that you threw away yesterday? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do birds only shit on the washing once it has dried.
Why do birds always shit on my car when I have washed it?  "
Sorry I sent them to get you back for the abusive messages you send me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why do birds only shit on the washing once it has dried.
Why do birds always shit on my car when I have washed it?
Sorry I sent them to get you back for the abusive messages you send me "
I just sent you another abusive message |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why do birds only shit on the washing once it has dried.
Why do birds always shit on my car when I have washed it?
Sorry I sent them to get you back for the abusive messages you send me
I just sent you another abusive message "
The birds have been called off  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why do birds only shit on the washing once it has dried.
Why do birds always shit on my car when I have washed it?
Sorry I sent them to get you back for the abusive messages you send me
I just sent you another abusive message
The birds have been called off "
Why thankyou  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why can't I be a bit more aloof?
Why do the wires of my bras always dig into my boobs at the most irritating times?
Put yourself in the position of those wires; wouldn’t you want to dig into your boobs too?
Brilliant. "
Don’t start talking to those wires though Meli |
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"Why is naval fluff always blue?
It isn’t "
Actually, you’re right- I’ve just had a rummage in there and pulled out some grey fluff.
Incidentally I also found a copy of Men’s Health in there dated January 2017 which was quite good |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Why is naval fluff always blue?
It isn’t
Actually, you’re right- I’ve just had a rummage in there and pulled out some grey fluff.
Incidentally I also found a copy of Men’s Health in there dated January 2017 which was quite good "
Quite the intrepid explorer huh? |
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"Why is naval fluff always blue?
It isn’t
Actually, you’re right- I’ve just had a rummage in there and pulled out some grey fluff.
Incidentally I also found a copy of Men’s Health in there dated January 2017 which was quite good
Quite the intrepid explorer huh? "
I’m thinking of asking the National Graphic channel for some money to launch a full on expedition down there; Anyone wishing to take part in this honourable quest will require some abseiling gear, rations to last a few weeks and a torch. No need to bring reading material as more will likely be found within....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Why is naval fluff always blue?
It isn’t
Actually, you’re right- I’ve just had a rummage in there and pulled out some grey fluff.
Incidentally I also found a copy of Men’s Health in there dated January 2017 which was quite good
Quite the intrepid explorer huh?
I’m thinking of asking the National Graphic channel for some money to launch a full on expedition down there; Anyone wishing to take part in this honourable quest will require some abseiling gear, rations to last a few weeks and a torch. No need to bring reading material as more will likely be found within.... "
You sound as if you need a little tongue action. Simples. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wide awake until 30 mins before the alarm goes off "
Have a similar issue where I always wake up half an hour before my alarm is set to go off. So annoying! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do dogs think in barks or the language of the country they are from
Do animals from different countries understand each other? Do they have regional accents? "
I was reading about monkeys last week. The same monkey but in different regions have different variants of calls/song. |
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"Why are there so many fucking seagulls over my head right now .
I mean I couldnt live further away from a beach in England if i tried "
I noticed this in Worcester when I went for an unscheduled visit |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"Why are there so many fucking seagulls over my head right now .
I mean I couldnt live further away from a beach in England if i tried
Do you live near a McDonald's.
They love McDs. "
That’s so true  |
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"Why are there so many fucking seagulls over my head right now .
I mean I couldnt live further away from a beach in England if i tried
Do you live near a McDonald's.
They love McDs.
That’s so true "
there know as beach pigeons where we come from |
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